Purple Realm

Why doesn't Sprite come in a more exciting flavor, like cantaloupe?: Because the chief of the Sprite board of directors has a paralysing phobia of most fruits.
Where'd you get those coconuts? (obligatory Monty Python reference!): From an orange velocipastor. It's a rare breed of ancient, sun loving priest. They only surface from their lairs once every 5,000682 days.
Have you ever tried bubble tea?: I've blown bubbles in my tea through a straw, so... Yes?
Do you prefer zebra stripes, tiger stripes, or leopard spots?: I prefer the fresh skin from a recently-slain Jim Henson creation.
Have you ever held a snake?: I've held a "love-snake", does that count?
What color was the last pill you took?: It was brown.
Why did you take that pill?: Because I craved chocolate. What? It's a drug!
Have you ever tried putting black pepper on mac 'n' cheese? (It's good!): I've put mac n cheese in the bin. My idea is better than yours.
Ever notice how most people look like they should have the name they have?: That's as ridiculous as people telling the parents of a newborn baby that it looks just like them, when really it looks wrinkled, tiny and yoda-like, as all babies do.
Boredom breeds vice. When you are bored, what is your vice?: Blood sacrifice. No? Okay... Being annoying.
Favorite Orbit gum commercial?: How boring is your life that you have a favourite commericial for each brand?
When was the last time you used a film camera?: I used one to photograph the orange velocipastor.
Was it a disposable camera, or a regular film camera?: It was disposable. And, digestable - turns out that orange velocipastor is easily spooked (and appetized) by photographs.
Do you think monroe piercings are trashy?: I think they look like giant silver zits. When I see one, I wish to rip it from the greasy chav skin in which it is embedded.
What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?:I'm sure you would do anything. Whore.
Dark, milk, or white chocolate?: Dark.
What's the fastest you've ever gone in a car?: 500 miles per second.
Name the secondary colors.: Blurple, gred, orello.
What's the thing that makes you most excited?: Now that, my dear moron, is a secret.
What about the thing that makes you the most nervous?: Why? You planning on scaring me?
What was your favorite band when you were a kid?: The first band I remember is Dr Hook. Gran used to play tapes of them in the car. I still know all the words.
Do you ever use words even if you are unsure of their meaning?: I do, actually. You, sir, are a fastichio.
When did you last see a dog?: When I was visiting someone's blog. Some people arrived before me.
What is the name of the store that is closest to you house?: The Corner Shop. Or, the Mardy Git Shop.
What is your favorite smell?: Fresh-squeezed Kitty .
What was the last pop-up that came up on your computer screen?: Aha! Due to the wondrous power of cellphones and Mini, my Nokia is a shield of steel against the Baron Von Pop-Up! Bow with awe before my mighty power!
What is your favorite radio station?: Radio-MyOwnSmeggingPlaylist.
What is your favorite spice?: Rose!
Do you know what the word "facetious" means?: Ah! Don't be facetious, because the face will eat us!
Does/did your school do CIM testing?: Yep. Unsurprisingly, over 90% of the school tested positive for Complete Idiotic Moron syndrome. They had to be put down.
Are you the youngest, oldest, middle, or only child in your family?: None of the above.
As a kid, who did you look up to?: Most people - I was very short!
Finish the lyrics: "Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts...": Can of beans-o-rama, forever in our farts...
When was the last time you were in the hospital?: I was there a few months ago.
Why were you there?: For research on my book. The working title is: "Boredom: The Life And Times Of Someone You Don't Care About But If There's A Picture Of A Crying Child On The Cover, You'll Buy It In Chance Of Revelations Of Riveting Horror"
Ever heard of people who put diapers on their dogs? Why do they do that?: Because either they cannot be bothered to house-train the dog, or their kids have grown up and they want a new baby, or they never had a kid, so decided to buy the closest thing to one.
Who was the last person you talked to on instant messenger?: My imaginary friend.
How many states have you visited in whatever country you live in?: We don't have states here. We have counties. And I don't know... Between 8 and 16?
Have you ever traveled outside your home country?: Yeah.
Where did you go on your travels?: I've been to France, Malta and Ibiza, all as a child. I didn't really like any of them.
If you haven't traveled in internationally, where would you like to go?: I HAVE!
Make up a new sidekick for Batman. What's his/her name?: Dogshit.
What do you put on your scrapes or cuts?: A magic balm made from pixie tears and a herb found only on Jupiter.
How did you get your last injury?: Velocipastor. I've already told you!
Say goodbye.: Byesies

The more serious side of you...

What's the most emotionally scarring thing you've had to go threw?: I don't really know. I mean, everything has its impact... But I've always drawn something really positive out of bad situations. I suppose the term "emotionally scarring" (and I shall ignore the fact you used the wrong word for "through") would mean something that has affected me very deeply in a negative way... Can't really think of one, as my mental malais is due to an amalgamation of small negative occurences.
When you wake up in the morning what is usually your first thought?: "What's the time?"
Do you think more during the day or at night?: I think my most deep and profound thoughts late at night, although my rambling thoughts are definitely most frequent during the day.
What's your opinion on "God"?: I believe in a higher power, I just don't know what it is - I'm agnostic.
What's your opinion on evolution?: Actually, I believe in a combination of creation and evolution.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?: I like living here, but I'd like to live in Grum's village. It's where I want to settle down.
Do you think it's wrong to deny gays the right to marriage?: Yes, it's wrong! Adults who love each other romantically should have equal rights, no matter which sex they are inclined towards.
How do you feel about the use of nuclear weapons?: Obviously, I don't agree with it. It's biological weapons that scare me the most, however.
Are you racist or sexist at all?: Yes. I am averse to the Scottish, and also my countrymen and women. It's not fair, I know.
How do you feel about eating disorders?: I do not have much patience for those afflicted with them, unfortunately. I know it's not their fault, and I do feel sorry for them, incredibly so, but I find I lose my temper with those who have realised their illness and decide it's a good quality for them to possess.
Who do you talk to when you're sad?: I talk to different people about different things, but when I'm really sad, my first instincts go to a couple of people I really trust. I'm lucky enough to have friends and a couple family members I love and trust dearly.
Why did you cry last?: You know, I don't really remember. Three days ago. Ish.
What song has the most meaning to you?: That's a question I've not the time to answer fully. Like anyone, I have a plethora of songs that mean very much to me for different reasons.. That evoke different emotions. It's impossible to choose. Really.
Do you think it's important to get a college education?: American College? Well, I've not had education past the age of 16, aside from a few NVQs I acquired before I fell ill. I do wish I had, and I hope to go for higher education one day. It's important for work, also for self-fulfillment, but college would've hardly increased my IQ. I would be more learned, sure.
How do you feel about abortion?: I think that it is sometimes a necessary thing. Sometimes, a baby is better off not to have been brought into the world.
How do you feel about President Obama?: I don't know much about him, and I don't much care for politics - American or British - but I'll say this: I never thought I'd live to see a black president. It makes me sad that the world is this way, so racist. To think that not so long ago America had Whites-Only rules... *shakes head*
Have you ever seriously considered killing yourself?: Yes.
Would you ever become a vegetarian or vegan?: No. I love chicken too much for that.
How do you feel about sex before marriage?: Well, I'm going on my own personal morals that I hold only myself to. For me, it's fine as long as there is love first. I don't really agree with casual sex or one-nighters - but I don't judge people by my standards. It doesn't bother me if other people do it.. Although sometimes you hear about extreme cases and you pity the world.
How do you feel about drugs?: Recreational? Well, I've tried most things, and I just don't agree with them. They fuck you up, big time.
Do you think marijuana should be legalized? Why?: It's safer than alcohol... Personally I can't stand the stuff anymore, but yes, I think it is safer.
Are you stereotypical?: Stereotypical what? Like, anything? I don't know!
Who do you love the most?: Mik.
Does it take a lot to make you cry?: Sometimes not. I'm very emotional. I get upset easily, but more than that, when I'm even a little scared or angry, my adrenaline kicks in very quickly... Which produces shaking and tears.
Would/have you ever cheat on someone?: No, and not that I can forsee.
How do you feel about the media?: Well, they're just doing their job. But... The effects they have on people are often downright horrific.
What's the worst way the media have affected you?: They've influenced me to doubt myself too many times to count.
Do you believe in love? Why or why not?: Yes, because I'm in love. If you'd have asked me before I fell in love, I probably would have said no. That aside, there are different types of love. I love quite a few people. Many I've not even met. But I've been in love with somebody once. Now.
Who do you trust with your life?: I would trust two people with my life. Perhaps three. That's not a reflection on anyone but me, however.
Do you think our society is too look obsessed?: In a word... Yes.

just because its fun to do a survey.

Hello there , name please?: Kimmie.
Where are you from?: Leicester, England.
Where would you rather live?: Leicester, England.
What are you up too tonight?: Well I'm going to transfer all the photos I took over the last 24 hours to the PC to get a decent look at them, deleting all the rubbish ones, (most of the photos) then I'll look over the parts of my story I've written with a fresh critical eye. That, or play Fallout 3 or Guitar Hero 3. Or just sit on the sofa sipping cocoa.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: I do indeed.
Would you say you're in love?: Definately.
Have you ever been in love?: what did I just fucking say??
Song lyrics in your head?: "Please don't come down and see me this way... Please don't come down... I'm too afraid" - it's Basement by Puddle Of Mudd.
Remind you of anyone?: Yep.
Ever kissed someone you shouldn't have?: No. I regret kissing someone though.
Last relationship lasted?: Hmmm, a couple of months. Maybe more, it's kinda a blur.
Why did you break up?: I grew a little self-respect. I was tired of being used, bullied and needlessly lied to.
Three things you like about yourself?: The colours of my eyes (I've actually done some macro shots, as I noticed in a random picture that each eye is a different colour) and how the hues change, um... The fact that I don't give up easily, despite telling myself and everyone I'm giving up all the time... Er, one more... Sometimes I write good things.
Three things you look for in a guy?: Intelligence, sense of humour, charisma.
Cheesecake or profiteroles?: Neither really, they make me feel sick. But... I do sometimes have a little bit of cheesecake if I think I can tackle it.
Song that always makes you cry?: Epiphany by Stain'd, No Leaf Clover by Metallica, Blurry by Puddle Of Mudd, Hero by Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott... Well, there's loads but I can't list them all, or recall them. There's no song that always makes me cry, just ones that often do..
Why is that?: Epiphany - because when I went to meet and visit Mik for the first time, I borrowed the album with this song on it, I played it on repeat and cried my silly little heart out, I missed him so much. No Leaf Clover - it's just so fucking beautiful. Blurry - it's just sad and sweet. Hero - melodies often affect my body. Even songs I don't like will have the hairs on my neck stand to attention. I think the style of melody in the vocals just works my tear ducts for the same reason as the hair thing.
When will your next kiss be?: Whenever Mik and I feel like it.
Ever done drugs?: Indeed I have.
Ever want to do drugs?: Not again, no. They contributed to my head malais enough, thank you.
Cuddles or sex?: Depends how I feel. I love, love, love cuddles. Sex is always astounding, but sometimes you just wanna snuggle. That said, sometimes you need to be closer... And sometimes you need a good hard... Yeah.
American Pie or Eurotrip?: Neither, they're both immature and stupid.
Usual day routine?: I don't really have one. I just do whatever needs doing, and whatever I feel like doing.
Does anyone like you atm?: Like? As in, "like, like?" I hope not.
How do you feel about them?: Well, if anyone's sweet on me it's definately not mutual.
Ever tried Ice Cream Soda?: Yes.
What did you think?: One of the most disgusting things I've ever had the displeasure to sully my delicate tastebuds with.
Best Friends?: I have one best friend.
Brangelina or Brannifer?: Brwhocares.
Last time you smiled.: Earlier today. No reason worth mentioning.

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What's your name?: Princess Kimmie The Purple.
How old are you?: Old enough to rule you.
What color are your eyes?: My eyes take many forms... Right now they are blue.
Do you go to school?: I rule a kingdom, having been schooled.
What was your first job?: Killing the rightful heir to the throne I occupy.
What color is the chair you are sitting in?: It is not a chair!
What is the last CD you bought?: CD? Bought? Hahahaha. My subjects proffer gifts, but I have no need for purchase, nor musical discs. I have musicians at my disposal.
What is the last thing you said aloud?: "Fine. Take the quaaludes and begone!"
What all have you ate today?: Did someone skip their basic grammar lessons? *sighs* I have eaten a muffin, a Grum-made meal, a salad and three candies.

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