Purple Realm

And the rules are thus:

Simply list 4 things you wish to have been invented, and why, and 4 things you wish had never been invented, and why. You can make these things as crazy, illogical and irrational as you like. Then, tag 4 people to do the same, and so forth.

Right then...

4 Things I want invented

1) A scanner that hooks up to cellphones. It's difficult to get pictures of pictures, and I'd love to be able to just scan in things, so I can upload a better quality of images.

2) A language translator that takes both voice and text input. I'd like it to translate a variety of languages. It'd make holidays and talking to tourists much simpler.

3) A next-gen remake of FFVII. I don't want any story alterations, just a few more sidequests and the much better graphics.

4) A medical spray that 'quick heals' skin injuries and flesh wounds. Something that super boosts cell regeneration. It'd be handy and crowd doctor's surgeries and A&Es with hypocondriacs much less.

Things I wish were never invented

1) Phones 4 U. What an IDIOTIC company! They hire complete buffoons who know as much about phones as a pair of fetid socks. The staff are so stupid and pushy that it's a challenge not to slap them.

2) Egg Mayonnaise. The smell makes me retch. It's disgusting. Plus, it'd improve Britain's breath a whole bunch.

3) The whole Rave scene. It pisses me off to be confronted with E'd up day-glo twats waving glo-sticks at you and blowing whistles in your face. It's fucking irritating.

4) Chav-dom. The music, the Burberry, the fake gold AND real gold 'bling', the getting violent after half a pint because they can't hold their drink, the stupid sovereign rings on every DAMN finger... The list goes on. It's all gotta go.

So, there you have it. I'm gonna tag Marthello , Carol , Clint , and Fiend - REVENGE ON FIEND!!