The Day I Scared The Official Xbox Magazine
Friday, 11. July 2008, 00:07:51
Okay, so, last month's issue of OXM (popular Xbox mag over here) had a speculative article on the pending release of the game Resident Evil 5. In the article, the writer pondered upon the identities of some of the characters.
Having followed this series of games since they first appeared, I decided to give them my opinions in the form of an email. In this email I went into a lot of detail, telling them that the main male character looks more like someone else, spewing off theory and well, it was very long-winded.
Mik bought this month's issue today, and what do you know, they printed it. Even though I rambled on a LOT. And I scared them
This is their printed reply:
"Wow Kimmie. Do you actually think about anything else apart from Resident Evil? Good work, although a little worrying. The lead character has now definately been confirmed as Chris Redfield, but as for the other stuff, more will be revealed when we get hands-on with Resi 5 next issue..."
And underneath, a screenshot of Resi 5 with the caption, "The game has "fervent" fans..."
Now, I suspected as much, as I said in my email to them, even though he looks far more like someone else.
Here's what I said:
"Now, let me just start by telling you I'm an avid fan of the entire
Resi series - I've followed all the games since the debut on the PS1,
and the guessing for Resi 5 is doing my head in.
I think I saw the first screenshot last year. I've been obsessing ever
since! So I've gotta get my opinion out there - Since the first
screenshot I've thought that the male character bears a striking
resemblance to Carlos Olivera. The jaw, muscle tone, even the
hairstyle screams Carlos at me. That said, I'm probably wrong, after
all, Leon transformed from a flame-haired, sky eyed rookie in Resi 2
to a blonde haired, brown eyed lion in Resi 4, didn't he? Hell, it
could even be HUNK - we've never seen his face.
My opinion on the blonde-haired girl being supported by
Chris/Carlos/Whoever is that she's too young too be Ashley. My thought
is that she's Sherry Birkin from Resi 2. She'd be about the right age
by now, right? And the mystery woman with dark hair, I've no clue. My
first thought was Jill Valentine - the clothing is more her style than
Claire Redfield's, isn't it? That said, Claire's been through a lot,
her attitude's changed. My next thought was that the character looks
in her early twenties at oldest, so it couldn't be either of them -
but, then, given Leon's impossible transformation I wouldn't rule it
out entirely.
Told ya I'm obsessive!"
I scared the peeps at OXM with what seems to be deranged fangirlism!
I'm not doing too bad - I've had a personal apology from ONM's (Official Nintendo Magazine) editor before
Thought it'd be worth posting about








Moesring # 11. July 2008, 00:20
Particularly since it is not unheard of for magazines to get their facts wrong.
It still makes my blood boil when I think of that supposed "new feature" in the latest incarnation of a game I followed for years (I won't mention the name). Particularly since this much-hyped addition had been in for about 5 years!
I wonder how many hits you will get in light of this post. Resi fans thinking: "Just who is that
What was the ONM apology for?
Kimmie # 11. July 2008, 00:30
Probably most people will think I'm a sad git, oh well
The ONM apology was for a fault with a free gift. It was a DS Case that supposedly could carry the original DS or the DS Lite, but mine was made to fit only the DS Lite, so I emailed and thanked them for reminding me I was too poor to get the sexier version of the DS
Moesring # 11. July 2008, 00:36
So, they sent you a DS Lite case and you have a DS, am I correct?
Did they send you a DS Lite as compensation for this blunder? Or just a correct case?
Kimmie # 11. July 2008, 00:40
Cois # 11. July 2008, 00:48
Kimmie # 11. July 2008, 00:56
Cois # 11. July 2008, 01:32
Kimmie # 11. July 2008, 02:19
Dacotah # 11. July 2008, 03:00
Moesring # 11. July 2008, 04:25
By now, you should have had at least one hit searching for "kimmie resi oxm". For bonus points, I bet the actual page they visited was http://my.opera.com/Spaggyj/info
Now that
Isomeone has set the ball rolling, the hits will come flooding in and I could collect my ill-gotten gains... if only we actually bet something in the first placeDarko # 11. July 2008, 04:35
Attila # 11. July 2008, 08:20
r♡se # 11. July 2008, 09:16
Kimmie # 11. July 2008, 09:32
Moe - Tell you what, I'll check my hitslink now and again and let you know
Darko - I think they were just a bit scared of my enthusiasm
Tils - Actually, I'm very embarrassed
Rose - It is.. I have a knack for frightening people
Santa Furie # 11. July 2008, 09:37
Kimmie # 11. July 2008, 09:47
Santa Furie # 11. July 2008, 10:12
Dacotah # 11. July 2008, 10:54
Kimmie # 11. July 2008, 11:15
theoddbod # 11. July 2008, 23:46
Kimmie # 11. July 2008, 23:56
I can appreciate the quality of the Civ games, objectively. However, they're not my cup of tea at all. I totally understand why they're so popular, though.
theoddbod # 12. July 2008, 00:02
Must get round to flogging Wii Resi 4 on Ebay
Santa Furie # 12. July 2008, 00:22
I suppose there's a lot of backstory to get through for newbies to the series too.
theoddbod # 12. July 2008, 00:28
Kimmie # 12. July 2008, 01:33
I wasn't a fan of BG&E, but I'm hard to please as far as games are concerned. Mik loved it, just wasn't my thing. He's all excited about the new one. I've gotta say I'm also intrigued... But nothing compares to Fable 2. *drools* I NEED that game!
Moesring # 12. July 2008, 01:36
Kimmie # 12. July 2008, 02:08
Moesring # 12. July 2008, 02:12
Anyway, why is Kimmie up at the time?
Santa Furie # 12. July 2008, 03:06
I've seen a single screen from the trailer and it's got me in a tizz over how pretty the sequel is, as well as fingers crossed that the gameplay lives up to the old standards. It's also the one game I want that I'm not researching as I don't want to spoil it for myself. The first came as a shock cause I knew nothing about it and I want to feel like that again.
Kimmie # 12. July 2008, 09:32
theoddbod # 12. July 2008, 10:05
Not really got any interest in Umbrella Chronicles.
Another game I'm looking forward to is Mafia II
Santa Furie # 12. July 2008, 12:03
theoddbod # 12. July 2008, 13:08
It's been a while.
Santa Furie # 12. July 2008, 13:45
theoddbod # 12. July 2008, 15:32
Santa Furie # 12. July 2008, 17:25
Kimberly # 13. July 2008, 04:17
Kimmie # 13. July 2008, 09:33
Esther-Sugar Winx # 14. July 2008, 03:10