Spaggyj

Lesson Of The Week

Thursday, August 21, 2008 4:42:30 AM

Now then children, settle down. It's time for this week's word! Is everyone ready? Good! Now say it with me:
Git!

Let's use it in a sentence! Repeat after me:

"Sally cut all the fingertips off her doll because she wanted to grow some hands in the garden. Sally is a git."

...good!

Another:

"Peter called me a stupid head, Peter is a git!"

One more:

"How could you cook my homework, you git?!"

Excellent!

Please copy these into your exercise books.

TIMMY! STOP CUTTING SUSIE'S HAIR OFF!!
What is Timmy, class?
That's right, a git!

A piece of candy for everyone!

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Not YOU, Timmy.
Not you.

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Comments

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Darkogdare # Thursday, August 21, 2008 4:44:37 AM

Moesring # Thursday, August 21, 2008 4:46:30 AM

I get the feeling that you don't like Timmy very much.

Twice in a row he has been deprived.

Do I get Tilla's cookie for being here before she is?

Dacotah # Thursday, August 21, 2008 4:52:17 AM

what it means now teacher.

I just sent you a pm.

OMG, did you just change your display photo? Please say yes.

Dark FurieFurie # Thursday, August 21, 2008 5:39:20 AM

Miss, Timmy is really Tilla in drag. Send her to the back of the class with the naughty kids.

Spaggyj # Thursday, August 21, 2008 6:49:29 AM

Darko - Good boy

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Moe - It's not cookies, it's candy! LISTEN TO TEACHER!

. It's your Opera birthday today, did you bring candy for the class? Timmy is a naughty child.

Carol - Hi, no I didn't change my display photo...

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Mik, that is not Tilla! Go and sit in the corner!

Moesring # Thursday, August 21, 2008 7:03:22 AM

Do I get extra ~~cookies~~ candy because it's my Opera birthday today?

:"forgets" to mention that it was actually yesterday. It's just that the post didn't show up when it was supposed to.:

Dacotah # Thursday, August 21, 2008 7:37:34 AM

OMG, When I was leaving that comment your display photo moved.

Attila attilasoul # Thursday, August 21, 2008 8:04:32 AM

*sits next to Moe and whispers* That troll really is a git!

theoddbod # Thursday, August 21, 2008 8:47:23 AM

*writes a story in his notebook while waiting for the naughty kids to stop disrupting the lesson*

Spaggyj # Thursday, August 21, 2008 11:49:02 AM

Yes, here's some more candy, Moe. Everyone wish Moe a happy Opera birthday!

Carol - that's... Weird!

Tilla, no whispering

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Mart, will you share your story with the class?

Dacotah # Thursday, August 21, 2008 11:55:23 AM

Yes it was. Wish you could of seen it.

Dark FurieFurie # Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:20:19 PM

*springs out of the corner and sings 19 verses of Happy Birthday to Moe, using the dunce cap as a makeshift microphone*

Dark FurieFurie # Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:21:24 PM

Carol doesn't clear her cache often, Miss. Maybe it just overflowed and loaded the new avatar, making it look like it moved from looking left to looking right.

Dacotah # Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:50:34 PM

I was editing my comment when her display photo moved. Scared the shit out of me.

Dark FurieFurie # Thursday, August 21, 2008 4:01:19 PM

What's that. YOU SAY THE TEACHER IS A SMELLY OLD WITCH AND HER AVATAR IS AN EVIL SPELL?

Dacotah # Thursday, August 21, 2008 5:55:18 PM

Smacks down the trouble making troll. Back off Trollie or else.

Darkogdare # Thursday, August 21, 2008 6:09:52 PM

Bad WolfCois # Thursday, August 21, 2008 6:42:24 PM

Gits

Cleanclean # Saturday, August 23, 2008 5:28:07 AM

Mad Scientistqlue # Sunday, August 24, 2008 9:23:05 AM

Turn images off. it's safer that way.

Stomyr # Sunday, August 24, 2008 8:07:18 PM

Spaggyj # Tuesday, August 26, 2008 5:19:57 AM

David

did you do your homework??

Stomyr, did you do yours?

Aadil, I'm not gonna ask. I know the answer. NO CANDY FOR YOU

Darkogdare # Tuesday, August 26, 2008 5:22:09 AM

Cleanclean # Tuesday, August 26, 2008 11:11:10 AM

I did my homework, Miss! Listen; "Gits, gits, gits, gits!"

Attila attilasoul # Tuesday, August 26, 2008 12:16:00 PM

Hey, David copied my homework!

Dark FurieFurie # Tuesday, August 26, 2008 1:42:56 PM

Cause cats are well known for working and being copied...

Attila attilasoul # Tuesday, August 26, 2008 2:31:58 PM

... says the little troll with the big ego!

Dark FurieFurie # Tuesday, August 26, 2008 3:05:12 PM

Little?

Attila attilasoul # Tuesday, August 26, 2008 3:09:49 PM

Yep.

Dark FurieFurie # Tuesday, August 26, 2008 5:06:51 PM

*flattens the cat with his stomach*

Attila attilasoul # Tuesday, August 26, 2008 6:39:30 PM

*Crawls out... * Phew...
ok, let me rephrase that!...

Spaggyj # Tuesday, August 26, 2008 7:05:48 PM

David, is this true?

. Tilla, are you sure he copied it? If I find out you're lying there'll be no cake for you next time!

Troll, Kitty, behave or so help me I'll smack you both with a ruler

Attila attilasoul # Tuesday, August 26, 2008 7:09:12 PM

I never lie!

Spaggyj # Tuesday, August 26, 2008 7:32:26 PM

Ok, then I will need your homework sheet to check

Attila attilasoul # Tuesday, August 26, 2008 7:37:12 PM

The troll ate it! Look at how big his belly got!

Spaggyj # Tuesday, August 26, 2008 7:50:40 PM

No dice, cat. No dice. The proof has been digested and I know you to be mischievous

Dark FurieFurie # Tuesday, August 26, 2008 7:57:19 PM

*burps and a torn sheet of paper bearing the word "TIGS" flutters to the floor*

Cleanclean # Wednesday, August 27, 2008 12:50:48 AM

I never lie! Tilla's just being a git!

Attila attilasoul # Wednesday, August 27, 2008 4:18:01 AM

Miss! Miss! David is calling me names!

Spaggyj # Wednesday, August 27, 2008 6:52:29 AM

David, go take your candy and sit over there. And well done in applying this lesson! But it's not nice to call people names. *ruffles hair* off you go!

Kitty, have some more candy. You stay away from the boys for a bit and come sit with me

theoddbod # Wednesday, August 27, 2008 7:01:10 AM

*keeps writing his story, having finished the proper work ages ago*

Spaggyj # Wednesday, August 27, 2008 7:05:06 AM

When will you share this story with the class?

Cleanclean # Wednesday, August 27, 2008 7:05:29 AM

Thank you, Miss.

theoddbod # Wednesday, August 27, 2008 7:50:18 AM

This is just the special 20th Century Profanities course - i'm waiting for the right lesson

Spaggyj # Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:08:29 AM

:kimlock:

Moesring # Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:12:11 AM

Nasty Miss moved Tilla away from me.

Can we have story lesson next, Miss? Then he can tell us his story.