My OperaBreak (Part 2)
Friday, August 29, 2008 4:41:07 PM
Click here for Part 1.
Part 2.
"Where is he??? Where's my baby?!!"
"Your name, ma'am?"
"Mrs Fay Darrow! Where is Mark???"
"Hold, on, ma'am.... Ah, he's in room 1903..."
"What happened to him?"
"I think I can answer that, Mrs Darrow."
"And you are??"
"Benjamin Jones, FBI. Please walk with me, Madam..."
"Is my son badly injured?"
"Well, I'm afraid it doesn't look too good. Are you aware of the fantasy creature, Girlzilla?"
"Well, yes, but I don't see what that has to do with anyth..."
"Madam, this creature exists. It has been terrorising a particular area of the U.S for quite some time, now..."
"My Lord! I thought my father was crazy!"
"'Fraid not, Ma'am. We're currently planning a capture mission. We have tried many strategies, all have failed, but the urgency for a successful capture is rising quickly."
"I can't believe this!"
"Just the facts, Ma'am."
"Well... Wha... What did it do to my son??"
"I don't know how to tell you this... it..."
"What??"
"It... took..."
"Took what??"
"Madam, it took his genitalia."
"*gasp!*"
"Took them off entirely in a clean rip."
*THUD*
"Hmmm... Maybe I could've explained that a little more delicately... Nurse? It seems this woman has fainted...."
~~~~~
"Gentlemen, what do we have so far?"
"Well, Ah think tha best way would be to, ah, lure the sucka out and smoke 'em! Mmm!"
"Don't be ridiculous, General! How do you suppose we "lure" the creature? We've gathered all the experts, and to no avail!"
"Doctor Worthspenny is right, General. We've flown in Mr Cadbury, Mr Kipling..."
"Even Sirs Ben and Jerry themselves!"
"Quite right. Even Mr Thornton!"
"Gentleman, gentleman, I think we have another option..."
"We're listening, Yamane..."
"Perhaps, instead of a lure, we devise a scare tactic!"
"But what could it possibly be afraid of, Sir?"
"If you'd turn your attention to the screen, you'll see for yourselves..."
"By Jove, I think he's got it!!"
"If this works, Sir, you are quite the genius indeed..."
(c) Kimmie 2008
Part 2.
"Where is he??? Where's my baby?!!"
"Your name, ma'am?"
"Mrs Fay Darrow! Where is Mark???"
"Hold, on, ma'am.... Ah, he's in room 1903..."
"What happened to him?"
"I think I can answer that, Mrs Darrow."
"And you are??"
"Benjamin Jones, FBI. Please walk with me, Madam..."
"Is my son badly injured?"
"Well, I'm afraid it doesn't look too good. Are you aware of the fantasy creature, Girlzilla?"
"Well, yes, but I don't see what that has to do with anyth..."
"Madam, this creature exists. It has been terrorising a particular area of the U.S for quite some time, now..."
"My Lord! I thought my father was crazy!"
"'Fraid not, Ma'am. We're currently planning a capture mission. We have tried many strategies, all have failed, but the urgency for a successful capture is rising quickly."
"I can't believe this!"
"Just the facts, Ma'am."
"Well... Wha... What did it do to my son??"
"I don't know how to tell you this... it..."
"What??"
"It... took..."
"Took what??"
"Madam, it took his genitalia."
"*gasp!*"
"Took them off entirely in a clean rip."
*THUD*
"Hmmm... Maybe I could've explained that a little more delicately... Nurse? It seems this woman has fainted...."
~~~~~
"Gentlemen, what do we have so far?"
"Well, Ah think tha best way would be to, ah, lure the sucka out and smoke 'em! Mmm!"
"Don't be ridiculous, General! How do you suppose we "lure" the creature? We've gathered all the experts, and to no avail!"
"Doctor Worthspenny is right, General. We've flown in Mr Cadbury, Mr Kipling..."
"Even Sirs Ben and Jerry themselves!"
"Quite right. Even Mr Thornton!"
"Gentleman, gentleman, I think we have another option..."
"We're listening, Yamane..."
"Perhaps, instead of a lure, we devise a scare tactic!"
"But what could it possibly be afraid of, Sir?"
"If you'd turn your attention to the screen, you'll see for yourselves..."
"By Jove, I think he's got it!!"
"If this works, Sir, you are quite the genius indeed..."
(c) Kimmie 2008
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Dacotah # Friday, August 29, 2008 5:47:08 PM
Mad Scientistqlue # Friday, August 29, 2008 7:54:54 PM
Attila attilasoul # Friday, August 29, 2008 7:57:14 PM
r♡serose-marie # Friday, August 29, 2008 9:34:48 PM
By the way - I like the names
Spaggyj # Friday, August 29, 2008 10:49:42 PM
Rose - do you recognise them? I hope someone does - and if anyone can tell me all the movies/books I've referenced loosely (without using a search engine) I'd be impressed! I've decided to write each part in a different style, too.
r♡serose-marie # Friday, August 29, 2008 11:00:36 PM
Don't know Yamame, Benjamin Jones or Fay Darrow.
Looking forward to the next part
Cleanclean # Friday, August 29, 2008 11:50:15 PM
Dacotah # Saturday, August 30, 2008 12:53:49 AM
theoddbod # Saturday, August 30, 2008 12:54:57 AM
Moesring # Saturday, August 30, 2008 3:30:35 AM
I wonder what the scare tactic could be.
Shutting down all shops everywhere perchance?
Spaggyj # Saturday, August 30, 2008 6:27:09 AM
Worthspenny was made up
Things associated with films/books -
Yamane
Fay, Darrow (two seperate names, same film)
Benjamin, Jones (again, same film, two names)
1903
"Just the facts, Ma'am"
...and the obvious Girlzilla
It was a good guess, Carol!
No, not shutting down the shops
Moesring # Saturday, August 30, 2008 6:33:05 AM
Maybe Boyzilla is what will scare her?
All he needs to do is something gross in the inimitable way that males do.
Dacotah # Saturday, August 30, 2008 6:33:29 AM
Spaggyj # Saturday, August 30, 2008 6:48:46 AM
r♡serose-marie # Saturday, August 30, 2008 10:08:37 AM
I think Fay Darrow might be from King Kong
Spaggyj # Saturday, August 30, 2008 10:33:46 AM
r♡serose-marie # Saturday, August 30, 2008 10:37:16 AM
Spaggyj # Saturday, August 30, 2008 10:39:10 AM
theoddbod # Saturday, August 30, 2008 10:40:55 AM
Bad WolfCois # Saturday, August 30, 2008 11:23:36 AM
r♡serose-marie # Saturday, August 30, 2008 1:59:35 PM