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Lesson Of The Week

Saturday, 30. August 2008, 09:43:31




A bit of a change, this week, kids. Teacher doesn't feel like a word lesson, so instead I'd like you all to write a very short story for her.

Tell teacher a story, about anything you like!

I'd really like you to do that this week! When you've got your story, please share it with the class.

Off you go!

Break (Part 2)Break (Part 3)

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r♡se 30. August 2008, 10:32

This week, ending tomorrow, or a week from now?

The Dark Furie 30. August 2008, 10:36

Once upon a time there was a lovely little sausage called Mik and he lived happily ever after.
:happy:

You Can't Kill The Metal - The Metal Will Live On 30. August 2008, 10:37

You've got a week and a day :wink:

You Can't Kill The Metal - The Metal Will Live On 30. August 2008, 10:38

Well... That's... Um... Well done, Mik :rolleyes:

r♡se 30. August 2008, 10:38

:cool:

The Dark Furie 30. August 2008, 11:16

:hat: I'm a good boy.

Cois 30. August 2008, 11:19

Once upon a time there was a horny little wolf. Who shaved his fur down under but nicked his balls. All the girls like shaven wolves.. :happy:.
The end..

You Can't Kill The Metal - The Metal Will Live On 30. August 2008, 11:31

You shave your sack? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dacotah 30. August 2008, 12:33

A true story for you Ms. Teacher Kimmie.
Grandma and Grandpa had a squirrel they named Billy. Billy looked like any other squirrel but Grandma and Grandpa could tell what one was him. Billy would scratch at the back door, Grandma would let him in and give him a sugar cookie. Billy would sit up, take the cookie in his paws and "talk" to Grandma, I believe he was saying "Thank you for the sugar cookie" :D Billy would put the sugar cookie in his mouth when he was done talking and go to the back door, Grandma would let him out and he'd go to the tree in the back yard to his box Grandpa made for him and he'd eat his sugar cookie.
:smile:

You Can't Kill The Metal - The Metal Will Live On 30. August 2008, 13:03

That's wonderful, Carol! A+

Cois 30. August 2008, 13:06

Hey! What do I get for my true story! :lol:

You Can't Kill The Metal - The Metal Will Live On 30. August 2008, 14:29

If it's true... You'll have to tell me and find out :lol:

Cois 30. August 2008, 16:23

Its true.. :left: I shave my pubes :o: most girls find it strange and others fascinating for a guy to regularly do it..
It gets too long anyway and girls complain it sticks in their eyes.. :lol: ok that part I made up..

Darko 30. August 2008, 16:50

:lol::lol:
Something is tiny so they needed closer look?

Attila 30. August 2008, 17:00

Once upon a time there was the cutest little kitten, who lived in a peaceful world. There were cookies and tuna available at all times, and the kitten and her friends were happy. All of a sudden a troll showed up, trying to dominate and take over the peaceful world. He was mean and a really bad troll!
Then the kitten practiced a long time to be a ninja kitten, got skillful and killed the ugly troll.




:happy:

You Can't Kill The Metal - The Metal Will Live On 30. August 2008, 17:33

You're bald down there, mate? That's funny! Why don't you just... Trim? I think bald scrotes look funny p: but if you don't prune it a bit the pubes get stuck in ya mouth... I don't like free man-floss... For that, you get A++ for the hilarity and the constant ribbing from me you'll endure :D .

Tilla, that was lovely, dear, thank you very much! A+!

Dacotah 30. August 2008, 18:08

:hat: :happy: I got an A+
Thank you Ms. Teacher Kimmie. :D

Aadil 30. August 2008, 21:02

First, to comment on shaving, it's a part of muslim practice to shave under the arms and to shave the groin. (for men and women) .
I'll come back to you on the short story though, how many chapters do you want? :whistle:

You Can't Kill The Metal - The Metal Will Live On 30. August 2008, 22:02

What, completely bald, Aadil? Huh. Didn't know that, thanks for the lesson!
Write whatever you wish, but you WILL be graded p: .

Oh, Mik, your grade is B. :D

Dacotah 30. August 2008, 22:14

My sister was married to a Muslim. On there honeymoon she said he came out of the bathroom with everything shaved. She's a nurse and seen alot of things but that one threw her off. :D

I P Freely 30. August 2008, 22:36

The very thought of a razor anywhere near there ... :insane: :faint:

(I'm working on my story, Miss!)

Moesring 31. August 2008, 03:02

Once upon a time there was a pack of Minstrels. Noe loved the Minstrels more than anyone else in the whole world. One day, Noe was very hungry and ate the Minstrels. Noe was very sad that he had eaten the only pack of Minstrels in the world. Then a nice grown-up called Miss Teacher gave Noe an A+++ for his story and took him to the Minstrels factory and Noe ate Minstrels happily ever after.

Mine's a true story too, Miss. :happy:

Attila 31. August 2008, 04:43

Did Noe by any chance bring one of his friends to share the Minstrels? awww

Moesring 31. August 2008, 04:50

Noe idea. :groan:

You Can't Kill The Metal - The Metal Will Live On 31. August 2008, 06:14

Carol - I suppose to us it's still pretty unusual :lol: .

David - Yeah, I can imagine it'd be scary... And difficult! Must be hard to smooth out the sack for shaving, right? And good, looking forward to reading it :smile: .

Moe - Very good! A++ for cuteity!

Dacotah 31. August 2008, 06:27

:yes: It is. :lol: :D

The Dark Furie 31. August 2008, 07:02

*uses a Black and Decker drill on Moe for that joke*

Moesring 31. August 2008, 07:55

:wonders why he put a feather duster in the end of the drill :confused::

The Dark Furie 31. August 2008, 09:48

FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL! Now bend over.

Cois 31. August 2008, 11:49

Not completely bald! :no: like just short.. I don't think I'd be able to bring a razor close to my nads :insane:

You Can't Kill The Metal - The Metal Will Live On 31. August 2008, 12:01

Ohhh LOL!

theoddbod 31. August 2008, 12:11

Now I'm imagining tiny twin afros :eyes:

The Dark Furie 31. August 2008, 12:22

:lol:

I P Freely 31. August 2008, 12:27

Once upon a time, a man desperately needed a couple of marbles so he could join in the game. He searched hither an yon, but couldn't find any. With no other option, he reached for the straight razor and began straightening out his scrotum ...

I P Freely 31. August 2008, 12:28

Part Two

Of course, it was then he realized that the 'marbles' he was aiming for were too big and the wrong shape. But by then, it was far too late ...

Attila 31. August 2008, 12:58

:lol:

You Can't Kill The Metal - The Metal Will Live On 31. August 2008, 13:27

:lol: A+ for hilarity :D

Dacotah 31. August 2008, 15:24

:lol: Mart, I'm shocked. :lol:

r♡se 31. August 2008, 16:40

:lol:

I just noticed you want a very short story, and here I've been writing on a slightly longer one Homer: Doh!

You Can't Kill The Metal - The Metal Will Live On 31. August 2008, 17:42

No, please. I want a good read!

r♡se 31. August 2008, 17:46

Well, as long as you remember quantity does not equal quality p:.

Cois 1. September 2008, 01:43

Once upon a time there was a guy that adopted a kitty cat..
Now the kitty cat is preggers and the little shites will have to be drowned.. :whistle: the end..
Fiction at its best.. p:

Attila 1. September 2008, 06:04

:irked:

Cois 1. September 2008, 08:10

Or maybe not.. :devil:

Attila 1. September 2008, 08:48

Who made the kitty cat preggers? :mad:

r♡se 1. September 2008, 14:09

I decided not to post my story in a comment here , as it might be a tad long... :left:

Yeah, who made the kitty preggers? :eek:

You Can't Kill The Metal - The Metal Will Live On 1. September 2008, 14:19

Ya gonna post it on ya blog?

r♡se 1. September 2008, 14:23

Already done :D

You Can't Kill The Metal - The Metal Will Live On 1. September 2008, 14:27

I readed it :happy:

r♡se 1. September 2008, 14:36

You're fast :wink:

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