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Lesson Of The Week




A bit of a change, this week, kids. Teacher doesn't feel like a word lesson, so instead I'd like you all to write a very short story for her.

Tell teacher a story, about anything you like!

I'd really like you to do that this week! When you've got your story, please share it with the class.

Off you go!

Break (Part 2)Break (Part 3)

Comments

r♡serose-marie Saturday, August 30, 2008 10:32:01 AM

This week, ending tomorrow, or a week from now?

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, August 30, 2008 10:36:44 AM

Once upon a time there was a lovely little sausage called Mik and he lived happily ever after.
happy

Spaggyj Saturday, August 30, 2008 10:37:20 AM

You've got a week and a day wink

Spaggyj Saturday, August 30, 2008 10:38:01 AM

Well... That's... Um... Well done, Mik rolleyes

r♡serose-marie Saturday, August 30, 2008 10:38:11 AM

cool

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, August 30, 2008 11:16:03 AM

party I'm a good boy.

Bad WolfCois Saturday, August 30, 2008 11:19:50 AM

Once upon a time there was a horny little wolf. Who shaved his fur down under but nicked his balls. All the girls like shaven wolves.. happy.
The end..

Spaggyj Saturday, August 30, 2008 11:31:42 AM

You shave your sack? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dacotah Saturday, August 30, 2008 12:33:50 PM

A true story for you Ms. Teacher Kimmie.
Grandma and Grandpa had a squirrel they named Billy. Billy looked like any other squirrel but Grandma and Grandpa could tell what one was him. Billy would scratch at the back door, Grandma would let him in and give him a sugar cookie. Billy would sit up, take the cookie in his paws and "talk" to Grandma, I believe he was saying "Thank you for the sugar cookie" bigsmile Billy would put the sugar cookie in his mouth when he was done talking and go to the back door, Grandma would let him out and he'd go to the tree in the back yard to his box Grandpa made for him and he'd eat his sugar cookie.
smile

Spaggyj Saturday, August 30, 2008 1:03:18 PM

That's wonderful, Carol! A+

Bad WolfCois Saturday, August 30, 2008 1:06:18 PM

Hey! What do I get for my true story! lol

Spaggyj Saturday, August 30, 2008 2:29:58 PM

If it's true... You'll have to tell me and find out lol

Bad WolfCois Saturday, August 30, 2008 4:23:48 PM

Its true.. left I shave my pubes o most girls find it strange and others fascinating for a guy to regularly do it..
It gets too long anyway and girls complain it sticks in their eyes.. lol ok that part I made up..

Darkogdare Saturday, August 30, 2008 4:50:58 PM

lollol
Something is tiny so they needed closer look?

Attila attilasoul Saturday, August 30, 2008 5:00:48 PM

Once upon a time there was the cutest little kitten, who lived in a peaceful world. There were cookies and tuna available at all times, and the kitten and her friends were happy. All of a sudden a troll showed up, trying to dominate and take over the peaceful world. He was mean and a really bad troll!
Then the kitten practiced a long time to be a ninja kitten, got skillful and killed the ugly troll.




happy

Spaggyj Saturday, August 30, 2008 5:33:31 PM

You're bald down there, mate? That's funny! Why don't you just... Trim? I think bald scrotes look funny p but if you don't prune it a bit the pubes get stuck in ya mouth... I don't like free man-floss... For that, you get A++ for the hilarity and the constant ribbing from me you'll endure bigsmile .

Tilla, that was lovely, dear, thank you very much! A+!

Dacotah Saturday, August 30, 2008 6:08:08 PM

party happy I got an A+
Thank you Ms. Teacher Kimmie. bigsmile

Mad Scientistqlue Saturday, August 30, 2008 9:02:15 PM

First, to comment on shaving, it's a part of muslim practice to shave under the arms and to shave the groin. (for men and women) .
I'll come back to you on the short story though, how many chapters do you want? whistle

Spaggyj Saturday, August 30, 2008 10:02:04 PM

What, completely bald, Aadil? Huh. Didn't know that, thanks for the lesson!
Write whatever you wish, but you WILL be graded p .

Oh, Mik, your grade is B. bigsmile

Dacotah Saturday, August 30, 2008 10:14:55 PM

My sister was married to a Muslim. On there honeymoon she said he came out of the bathroom with everything shaved. She's a nurse and seen alot of things but that one threw her off. bigsmile

Cleanclean Saturday, August 30, 2008 10:36:31 PM

The very thought of a razor anywhere near there ... scared faint

(I'm working on my story, Miss!)

Moesring Sunday, August 31, 2008 3:02:43 AM

Once upon a time there was a pack of Minstrels. Noe loved the Minstrels more than anyone else in the whole world. One day, Noe was very hungry and ate the Minstrels. Noe was very sad that he had eaten the only pack of Minstrels in the world. Then a nice grown-up called Miss Teacher gave Noe an A+++ for his story and took him to the Minstrels factory and Noe ate Minstrels happily ever after.

Mine's a true story too, Miss. happy

Attila attilasoul Sunday, August 31, 2008 4:43:56 AM

Did Noe by any chance bring one of his friends to share the Minstrels? awww

Moesring Sunday, August 31, 2008 4:50:56 AM

Noe idea. :groan:

Spaggyj Sunday, August 31, 2008 6:14:39 AM

Carol - I suppose to us it's still pretty unusual lol .

David - Yeah, I can imagine it'd be scary... And difficult! Must be hard to smooth out the sack for shaving, right? And good, looking forward to reading it smile .

Moe - Very good! A++ for cuteity!

Dacotah Sunday, August 31, 2008 6:27:44 AM

yes It is. lol bigsmile

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, August 31, 2008 7:02:18 AM

*uses a Black and Decker drill on Moe for that joke*

Moesring Sunday, August 31, 2008 7:55:42 AM

:wonders why he put a feather duster in the end of the drill confused:

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, August 31, 2008 9:48:34 AM

FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL! Now bend over.

Bad WolfCois Sunday, August 31, 2008 11:49:25 AM

Not completely bald! no like just short.. I don't think I'd be able to bring a razor close to my nads scared

Spaggyj Sunday, August 31, 2008 12:01:22 PM

Ohhh LOL!

theoddbod Sunday, August 31, 2008 12:11:06 PM

Now I'm imagining tiny twin afros bigeyes

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, August 31, 2008 12:22:40 PM

lol

Cleanclean Sunday, August 31, 2008 12:27:10 PM

Once upon a time, a man desperately needed a couple of marbles so he could join in the game. He searched hither an yon, but couldn't find any. With no other option, he reached for the straight razor and began straightening out his scrotum ...

Cleanclean Sunday, August 31, 2008 12:28:04 PM

Part Two

Of course, it was then he realized that the 'marbles' he was aiming for were too big and the wrong shape. But by then, it was far too late ...

Attila attilasoul Sunday, August 31, 2008 12:58:01 PM

lol

Spaggyj Sunday, August 31, 2008 1:27:24 PM

lol A+ for hilarity bigsmile

Dacotah Sunday, August 31, 2008 3:24:40 PM

lol Mart, I'm shocked. lol

r♡serose-marie Sunday, August 31, 2008 4:40:53 PM

lol

I just noticed you want a very short story, and here I've been writing on a slightly longer one doh

Spaggyj Sunday, August 31, 2008 5:42:54 PM

No, please. I want a good read!

r♡serose-marie Sunday, August 31, 2008 5:46:58 PM

Well, as long as you remember quantity does not equal quality p.

Bad WolfCois Monday, September 1, 2008 1:43:59 AM

Once upon a time there was a guy that adopted a kitty cat..
Now the kitty cat is preggers and the little shites will have to be drowned.. whistle the end..
Fiction at its best.. p

Attila attilasoul Monday, September 1, 2008 6:04:53 AM

irked

Bad WolfCois Monday, September 1, 2008 8:10:20 AM

Or maybe not.. devil

Attila attilasoul Monday, September 1, 2008 8:48:06 AM

Who made the kitty cat preggers? mad

r♡serose-marie Monday, September 1, 2008 2:09:32 PM

I decided not to post my story in a comment here , as it might be a tad long... left

Yeah, who made the kitty preggers? eek

Spaggyj Monday, September 1, 2008 2:19:56 PM

Ya gonna post it on ya blog?

r♡serose-marie Monday, September 1, 2008 2:23:16 PM

Already done bigsmile

Spaggyj Monday, September 1, 2008 2:27:48 PM

I readed it happy

r♡serose-marie Monday, September 1, 2008 2:36:20 PM

You're fast wink

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