Birthday Boots and Big-Ass Blueberry Muffins
Saturday, 24. January 2009, 17:31:38
First, the boots. You'll have to excuse the weird leg angle - the 3-inch heels bring my height to 5"11 and I had to bend to take the pictures myself
. Here're the best ones I could take:

I haven't worn them outside yet, but I'm now confident I can walk well in them after wearing them around the house
.
Now for Kimmie's Blueberry Muffins!
You will need:
1 cup (120g-150g) fresh blueberries (if frozen, defrost and dry them on kitchen paper)
1 and a half cups (200g) plain flour
Half a cup (100g) sugar
Half a cup (100g) butter or margarine (I use Flora Light)
Half a cup (125ml) semi-skimmed milk
One large egg
Half a teaspoon of salt
Half a teaspoon of vanilla essence (or flavouring, doesn't matter much)
One and a half teaspoons of baking powder
I have made the big-ass muffins for this example. So, you need to figure out whether you want the big-ass muffins or the standard ones so you know your oven instructions:
For Fan-assisted ovens
Big muffins : 170 celsius
Standard: 180 celsius
For Normal ovens
Big muffins : 190 celsius
Standard : 200 celsius
The standard make a dozen, the big-ass are six. Now you've figured out which temperature you need, preheat the oven.
Sift your flour, baking powder and salt together into a bowl.
Now take about a third, and only a third of your blueberries, and with a sharp knife, cut them in half, and chuck them into the flour mixture.

(This is optional, but a good idea if you're making standard muffins, as it helps make sure you get some berries in each muffin.)
Put your flour mixture aside and put your sugar and butter into a new bowl. Whisk together thoroughly until light and fluffy.
Then add your vanilla and egg, and whisk thoroughly again until it is mixed fully, and a little frothy.
Add the flour mixture to the sugar mixture, then, without mixing it, add the rest of your blueberries on top of the flour, and pour the milk over it all.
Now it's time to mix. Carefully fold the mixture, gently and slowly, until everything has just blended together. Don't overmix!
Divide the mixture equally into your muffin cases,
and put onto the middle shelf of your oven.
Big-ass muffins take twenty minutes.
Standard muffins take fifteen minutes.
They should look a little like this:
Don't worry if the muffins don't seem "quite" done when you take them out - as they cool in their cases they'll finish cooking themselves, as you can see:
This way they don't taste dry.
The muffins freeze well, and taste best just a little warm, but defrost before reheating, as they'll go a bit chewy if you warm from frozen in the microwave.

I haven't worn them outside yet, but I'm now confident I can walk well in them after wearing them around the house
Now for Kimmie's Blueberry Muffins!
You will need:
1 cup (120g-150g) fresh blueberries (if frozen, defrost and dry them on kitchen paper)
1 and a half cups (200g) plain flour
Half a cup (100g) sugar
Half a cup (100g) butter or margarine (I use Flora Light)
Half a cup (125ml) semi-skimmed milk
One large egg
Half a teaspoon of salt
Half a teaspoon of vanilla essence (or flavouring, doesn't matter much)
One and a half teaspoons of baking powder
I have made the big-ass muffins for this example. So, you need to figure out whether you want the big-ass muffins or the standard ones so you know your oven instructions:
For Fan-assisted ovens
Big muffins : 170 celsius
Standard: 180 celsius
For Normal ovens
Big muffins : 190 celsius
Standard : 200 celsius
The standard make a dozen, the big-ass are six. Now you've figured out which temperature you need, preheat the oven.
Sift your flour, baking powder and salt together into a bowl.
Now take about a third, and only a third of your blueberries, and with a sharp knife, cut them in half, and chuck them into the flour mixture.

(This is optional, but a good idea if you're making standard muffins, as it helps make sure you get some berries in each muffin.)
Put your flour mixture aside and put your sugar and butter into a new bowl. Whisk together thoroughly until light and fluffy.
Then add your vanilla and egg, and whisk thoroughly again until it is mixed fully, and a little frothy.
Add the flour mixture to the sugar mixture, then, without mixing it, add the rest of your blueberries on top of the flour, and pour the milk over it all.
Now it's time to mix. Carefully fold the mixture, gently and slowly, until everything has just blended together. Don't overmix!
Divide the mixture equally into your muffin cases,
and put onto the middle shelf of your oven. Big-ass muffins take twenty minutes.
Standard muffins take fifteen minutes.
They should look a little like this:
Don't worry if the muffins don't seem "quite" done when you take them out - as they cool in their cases they'll finish cooking themselves, as you can see:
This way they don't taste dry. The muffins freeze well, and taste best just a little warm, but defrost before reheating, as they'll go a bit chewy if you warm from frozen in the microwave.








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Dacotah # 24. January 2009, 17:33
Muffins look YUMMY.
Dennis # 24. January 2009, 17:42
Ummm...
Cois # 24. January 2009, 17:55
Moesring # 24. January 2009, 18:14
I think I would like those muffins you showed at the end. My usual gripe with fruit muffins is that there is usually woefully little fruit actually in them. These ones seem to full to bursting with blueberries.
Kiran # 24. January 2009, 18:54
Cois # 24. January 2009, 19:02
Kiran # 24. January 2009, 19:11
Stomyr # 24. January 2009, 23:17
Smeee-Heeee # 24. January 2009, 23:17
Dennis - thanks. You don't like blueberry? Ah. You can add whatever hippie shit you like instead
Clint - I promise you, they're good. You've never baked eh? Odd.
Ass-kick? Hmmm. I can think of a person or hundred whose ass I'd like to insert the heel into...
Moe - I suppose it's not too bad, considering the fact I was bent almost double to take them, hey? The muffins are better when you make them yourself - shop-bought ones have that "fake blueberry" taste to them, which is why I wanted to try making them with my own recipe. It does work, and you get some actual fruit in there, as opposed to a dried-up husk and some flavouring.
Kiran - that's sweet
Clint again - I told you never to speak of this
Kiran again - you'll not be jealous when you see Clint's ass
Smeee-Heeee # 24. January 2009, 23:19
Moesring # 24. January 2009, 23:38
I suppose your regular yoga helped you?
Stomyr # 24. January 2009, 23:44
Dennis # 24. January 2009, 23:48
Dacotah # 24. January 2009, 23:54
Yes, the photos are great.
Smeee-Heeee # 24. January 2009, 23:58
No, I like that you thought I'd wear those socks - shows you know me
Hobo - shut yer face, if ya know what's good for ya
Smeee-Heeee # 24. January 2009, 23:59
Dacotah # 25. January 2009, 00:00
Moesring # 25. January 2009, 00:02
Stomyr # 25. January 2009, 00:11
Hope you won't stomp them
Smeee-Heeee # 25. January 2009, 00:20
Moe - actually I think they were my red and black ones, instead of the pink and black
Stomyr - you can reach the muffins from Hungary? You have LONG ARMS!
Stomyr # 25. January 2009, 00:23
Cois # 25. January 2009, 01:07
Cois # 25. January 2009, 01:09
A dude comes home and tells his dad he just lost his virginity.. The dad gives him a pat on the back and a beer in the hand and tells him to come sit down and tell him all about it..
The dude says thanks dad but i can't sit now because my ass hurts..
Aadil # 25. January 2009, 02:20
Kimmie, great looking muffins.
And I can see you're happy with the boots.
Kiran # 25. January 2009, 05:49
Darko # 25. January 2009, 07:25
Kittylicious # 25. January 2009, 08:10
And muffins looks very good! I'll go blueberry hunting tomorrow. And I think I'll make the muffins big like you did! :yum:
Thank you, sweetie!
Cois # 25. January 2009, 08:41
ɥʇɐǝp ɟo ssǝɔuıɹd # 25. January 2009, 09:03
Aadil # 25. January 2009, 09:03
Cois # 25. January 2009, 09:18
Dennis # 25. January 2009, 10:11
Smeee-Heeee # 25. January 2009, 10:21
Clint -
Aadil -
Kiran - thanks
Dark - thanke
Kitty - thanks! Do let me know how the muffins turn out
Princess - yup, they seem to go together
Aadil, Clint and Dennis -
Darko # 25. January 2009, 11:09
r♡se # 25. January 2009, 15:30
Actually, it doesn't seem to difficult making them... Maybe even I could manage...
Cois # 25. January 2009, 15:39
My ass gave way once with a hectic case of the shits yes
Kittylicious # 25. January 2009, 18:01
Dacotah # 25. January 2009, 18:03
Stomyr # 25. January 2009, 18:07
Cois # 25. January 2009, 20:59
Dacotah # 25. January 2009, 21:09
Dacotah # 25. January 2009, 21:10
http://www.japanesekimono.com/japanese_pants.htm
wear it over a kimono
Darko # 25. January 2009, 21:54
Dacotah # 26. January 2009, 00:16
Like a non-split like a skirt. Don't get the non-split part though.
It's split like a skirt.
Cois # 26. January 2009, 00:26
Smeee-Heeee # 26. January 2009, 00:37
Rosie - thanks!
Carol, Dark, Clint and Kitty - you're all bloody weird and hilarious. You're all wearing tutus
Dacotah # 26. January 2009, 01:14
Kittylicious # 26. January 2009, 05:34
Darko # 26. January 2009, 06:27
And I will have to check what is tutu. Sound like something for babies
Cois # 26. January 2009, 06:29