Purple Realm

Casual Survey

Physical
Describe the color of your hair:: It's purple. Currently with blonde roots.
Describe the color of your eyes:: I don't fucking know. They change all the fucking time, I'm not looking in a goddamn mirror every shitting time someone bloody asks me this!
Are you tall?: I'm not short. I'm 5"8. Is that about average, yeah?
What animal do you look like?: A pig, probably. Who cares?
Do you look like a celebrity?: No. Does anyone, really? Hardly. Why do we dote on celebrities anyway? All you gotta do is attend some crappy event once, then have a secret sex-tape appear on the net. Suddenly you're A-list. Jeez.
Describe the color of your skin:: I'm almost Casper the sodding ghost and I fucking like it that way, okay?
How long are your fingernails?: Short. Bitten.
Your Life
What kind of people make up your inner circle of friends?: People from here. I ain't naming names. The ones anywhere near my heart know they're there.
What is your biggest peeve in a conversation?: Veiled insults.
What is the best way to persuade you to do something?: Ask nicely. Perhaps explain why I'm required over other poor saps just as available as me.
Do you tell the truth when people ask you how their outfits look?: Yes. If something looks shit, I'll say so. Nicely.
How nice are you?: Not very. I can be, though. At my core I'm a people-hater and that's just the way it is. Once I like someone, it's okay for them. Until they have their Third Strike. Then it's over.
How can people tell if you are angry?: My face turns red, I start to shake and my stomach convulses. Sometimes my eyes'll leak (not crying, but tears fall). I don't react well to adrenaline.
How can people tell if you are excited?: My voice takes a higher pitch and I talk faster. My posture's also better.
Are you good at reading people?: Most of the time. Depends on the person, but signs are easily read if you just notice them, you know.
Are you easy to read?: Only a few people get to actually read me, when I'm hiding. I'm good at masking from most.
Do you prefer people who you can read, or mysterious people?: I like both. I prefer people with some mystery, but everyone has the potential. People who're easily read can't help it mostly, anyway.
Your Dream...
House size:: A small three-bedroom detached. But that's stupid. Detached houses are burgled a lot more. People think their occupants are rich.
Exterior color of your house:: Who gives a fucking crap, hey? Too bright, you'll be mocked or mugged. Too dark, you'll be mocked or mugged. Just keep the fucking thing neutral.
Wild animal pet:: Tiger. They're cute and deadly. Great.
Number of Children:: Two, in an ideal world. But this isn't a fairytale. Why dream of stupid shit when you can live for now?
Occupation:: Carpenter. Really. I like to fix and build things.
Country to live in:: Here. Not for the people but the climate.
Climate:: Ha. Autumnal - stormy, rainy, windy, slightly humid.
Company to buy:: Hmmm. What's doing well these days? Co-op. I guess. They've branched out into so many things it'd be a smart buy. Maybe.
Super power:: Invisibility.
What would you do if...
You were confronted by a vampire slayer?: Laugh at the deluded moron, but a small part of me would wonder if there were any truth to it. I'd probably report it to the police, tell them to keep an eye on goth kids and stuff.
You became a vampire?: I dunno, drink blood, maybe? Idiot.
You became a werewolf?: Fight Clint more fairly. Poor guy doesn't stand a chance the way things are now. Ha.
You became a boy band member?: I'd fit in with the rest of the cockless fucktards now, wouldn't I? Piss off.

Take This Survey | Search Surveys | MySpace Surveys
Survey found on Bzoink