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Statue

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I took some photos of a statue the other day:

"Where was this?" I hear you say.
"Did you go to New York?" the perceptively-challenged might ask.
"Was it a New York-Themed amusement park or diner?"
Well, it wouldn't look out of place in a cheap theme park or tacky diner, would it?

It was none of these.
Nor a gift from the French.



Yes, in the city of Leicester, England, we now have a 20-foot-high (at most, including the plinth it's on) shoddy, almost cartoon replica of the Statue Of Liberty. And it looks suspiciously like polystyrene.

"So, what's the deal? It's gotta have some connection to the real article, right? Otherwise what's the point?"
Well, dear readers, the placard upon the craptue says something about commemorating aquaducts.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't aquaducts been around since Ancient Roman times? This statue is NEW! And where'd they put it? On a roundabout in the middle of the sodding road in a part of the city not well travelled.

So, there you have it. For some reason they thought it'd be a good idea to make my part of the city look like a shitty amusement park sign.
What's the correlation between any of these?
The French, New York, The Statue Of Liberty, Aquaducts.

"We don't get it, Kimmie!"
Neither do I.

So, behold the Craptue Of Leicester City and weep with shame.

Friends Only PostAdieu, Mon Amis

Comments

H82typ Monday, March 9, 2009 9:50:49 PM

Actually, we bought Leicester City and are shipping all our criminals there, in retaliation for the former British Colony of Georgia. bigsmile p

JenJavaen Monday, March 9, 2009 9:51:05 PM

lol Some things never make sense.

*giggles* Aquaducts!

H82typ Monday, March 9, 2009 10:03:38 PM

Aquaducks? Vy nut a chicken? lol

Dacotah Monday, March 9, 2009 11:09:58 PM

Spaggyj Monday, March 9, 2009 11:21:07 PM

Dennis - it'd be more convincing if you spelled the city name correctly p .

Jen - I know!

Carol - oh, thanks for the links! Still doesn't explain what a shoe factory has to do with aquaducts or why an old shoe factory statue is a "landmark" confused . I'll check the other one in a sec.

Spaggyj Monday, March 9, 2009 11:23:08 PM

Cool, about the Gandhi statue. Bit weird that they'd choose our town just because we've a lot of different races, though. But still cool.

Spaggyj Monday, March 9, 2009 11:24:15 PM

In fact, I think it irritates me somewhat. Here, the Council tends to house people together in colour groups like separating M&Ms by colour. I don't think this will help.

Dacotah Monday, March 9, 2009 11:32:26 PM

I didn't think Mik liked Gandhi.

Spaggyj Monday, March 9, 2009 11:54:44 PM

Nah, you're just remembering that Gandhi admired Hitler, and it surprised Mik and I both when we found out. *shrugs* just doesn't make much sense that a man like Gandhi would endorse the Nazi Tyrant.
Heading to bed soon, so I'll check out the other links in the morn up

Dacotah Tuesday, March 10, 2009 12:02:09 AM

Goodnight, sleep well, sweet dreams. smile

Cleanclean Tuesday, March 10, 2009 1:56:10 AM

... Craptue Of Leicester City ...



bigsmile

Hmm ... let's see ... if the aquaducts were filled with petrol, symbolizing the cars going around it, the torch could symbolize burning ... uh ... petrol products. Umm ... and ... ah ... the ... er ... flowing robes could symbolize the ...

... ah, bugger it. Just burn the friggin' statue in the middle of the night! devil wink lol

Christopher DaSilvadannii Tuesday, March 10, 2009 2:03:08 AM

Originally posted by Kimmie:

"Did you go to New York?" the perceptively-challenged might ask.



LOL!! lol

KittyliciousZaphira Tuesday, March 10, 2009 5:06:15 AM

Haha, that's just plain weird! lol
At first when I saw it I thought it might be made of LEGO or something. bigsmile

Bad WolfCois Tuesday, March 10, 2009 6:23:02 AM

Ok this must be one of those WTF moments too lol

r♡serose-marie Tuesday, March 10, 2009 8:23:46 AM

lol Oh boy, that's... funny!

H82typ Tuesday, March 10, 2009 8:36:32 AM

Hey, I can't help you've been misspelling the name for hundreds of years! p

Spaggyj Tuesday, March 10, 2009 10:20:05 AM

Carol - thanks, I slept really well bigsmile .

David - lol ! And I don't think burning's necessary, you could probably topple the thing with a small leaf rolleyes .

Dan - glad you enjoyed p .

Kitty - I know, right? We were just walking up to the video rental store one day, going along the road we always do, and it was just... There! That was just before Christmas left it looks really tacky.

Clint - indeed. We thought we were hallucinating for a start left .

Rosie - yes lol .

Hobo - no you're just weird. You probably pronounce it "Lie-cess-tur" . Americans say "Loughborough" funny, too. They say, "Laww-ah-burr-ah-wug" lol .

Darkogdare Tuesday, March 10, 2009 10:45:16 AM

lol Amazing. Maybe a statue of Sphinx is going to be next p

pssst I read it as Lie-sister p

Spaggyj Tuesday, March 10, 2009 11:04:19 AM

I would like a Sphinx. A proper one, not a shoddy cheap replica lol . It is pronounced "Less-ter". And the other one is "Luff-burr-ugh"

Dacotah Tuesday, March 10, 2009 1:12:54 PM

You are welcome Kimmie. Hope you watch the video for phonies. bigsmile

MarikeMarike79 Wednesday, March 11, 2009 2:17:41 PM

scared

theoddbod Saturday, March 14, 2009 2:51:39 PM

I'd say you got lucky considering all the other crappy stuff that councils plonk all over the place p.
I mean, WTF are these things in Warrington for?

Dacotah Saturday, March 14, 2009 3:33:47 PM

bigeyes

JenJavaen Saturday, March 14, 2009 4:14:21 PM

lol

Darkogdare Saturday, March 14, 2009 4:40:12 PM

Looks like some weird chess figures p

Spaggyj Sunday, March 15, 2009 9:27:04 PM

Looks like someone's tried to convey the female and male genitalia into singular giant sculptures.

Cleanclean Sunday, March 15, 2009 11:04:25 PM

Very tall ash trays ... ? lol

theoddbod Monday, March 16, 2009 8:29:50 AM

They're known locally as the Skittles, are made by some world-famous sculptor and I'm told cost £60,000. Personally I'm amazed they're still standing - Warrington's pretty rough.

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