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I took some photos of a statue the other day:

"Where was this?" I hear you say.
"Did you go to New York?" the perceptively-challenged might ask.
"Was it a New York-Themed amusement park or diner?"
Well, it wouldn't look out of place in a cheap theme park or tacky diner, would it?

It was none of these.
Nor a gift from the French.



Yes, in the city of Leicester, England, we now have a 20-foot-high (at most, including the plinth it's on) shoddy, almost cartoon replica of the Statue Of Liberty. And it looks suspiciously like polystyrene.

"So, what's the deal? It's gotta have some connection to the real article, right? Otherwise what's the point?"
Well, dear readers, the placard upon the craptue says something about commemorating aquaducts.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't aquaducts been around since Ancient Roman times? This statue is NEW! And where'd they put it? On a roundabout in the middle of the sodding road in a part of the city not well travelled.

So, there you have it. For some reason they thought it'd be a good idea to make my part of the city look like a shitty amusement park sign.
What's the correlation between any of these?
The French, New York, The Statue Of Liberty, Aquaducts.

"We don't get it, Kimmie!"
Neither do I.

So, behold the Craptue Of Leicester City and weep with shame.

Friends Only PostAdieu, Mon Amis

Comments

H82typ 9. March 2009, 21:50

Actually, we bought Leicester City and are shipping all our criminals there, in retaliation for the former British Colony of Georgia. :D p:

Javaen 9. March 2009, 21:51

:lol: Some things never make sense.

*giggles* Aquaducts!

H82typ 9. March 2009, 22:03

Aquaducks? Vy nut a chicken? :lol:

Spaggyj 9. March 2009, 23:21

Dennis - it'd be more convincing if you spelled the city name correctly p: .

Jen - I know!

Carol - oh, thanks for the links! Still doesn't explain what a shoe factory has to do with aquaducts or why an old shoe factory statue is a "landmark" :confused: . I'll check the other one in a sec.

Spaggyj 9. March 2009, 23:23

Cool, about the Gandhi statue. Bit weird that they'd choose our town just because we've a lot of different races, though. But still cool.

Spaggyj 9. March 2009, 23:24

In fact, I think it irritates me somewhat. Here, the Council tends to house people together in colour groups like separating M&Ms by colour. I don't think this will help.

Dacotah 9. March 2009, 23:32

I didn't think Mik liked Gandhi.

Spaggyj 9. March 2009, 23:54

Nah, you're just remembering that Gandhi admired Hitler, and it surprised Mik and I both when we found out. *shrugs* just doesn't make much sense that a man like Gandhi would endorse the Nazi Tyrant.
Heading to bed soon, so I'll check out the other links in the morn :up:

Dacotah 10. March 2009, 00:02

Goodnight, sleep well, sweet dreams. :smile:

clean 10. March 2009, 01:56

... Craptue Of Leicester City ...



:D

Hmm ... let's see ... if the aquaducts were filled with petrol, symbolizing the cars going around it, the torch could symbolize burning ... uh ... petrol products. Umm ... and ... ah ... the ... er ... flowing robes could symbolize the ...

... ah, bugger it. Just burn the friggin' statue in the middle of the night! :devil: :wink: :lol:

dannii 10. March 2009, 02:03

Originally posted by Kimmie:

"Did you go to New York?" the perceptively-challenged might ask.



LOL!! :lol:

Zaphira 10. March 2009, 05:06

Haha, that's just plain weird! :lol:
At first when I saw it I thought it might be made of LEGO or something. :D

Cois 10. March 2009, 06:23

Ok this must be one of those WTF moments too :lol:

rose-marie 10. March 2009, 08:23

:lol: Oh boy, that's... funny!

H82typ 10. March 2009, 08:36

Hey, I can't help you've been misspelling the name for hundreds of years! p:

Spaggyj 10. March 2009, 10:20

Carol - thanks, I slept really well :D .

David - :lol: ! And I don't think burning's necessary, you could probably topple the thing with a small leaf :rolleyes: .

Dan - glad you enjoyed p: .

Kitty - I know, right? We were just walking up to the video rental store one day, going along the road we always do, and it was just... There! That was just before Christmas :left: it looks really tacky.

Clint - indeed. We thought we were hallucinating for a start :left: .

Rosie - :yes: :lol: .

Hobo - no you're just weird. You probably pronounce it "Lie-cess-tur" . Americans say "Loughborough" funny, too. They say, "Laww-ah-burr-ah-wug" :lol: .

gdare 10. March 2009, 10:45

:lol: Amazing. Maybe a statue of Sphinx is going to be next P:

:sst: I read it as Lie-sister P:

Spaggyj 10. March 2009, 11:04

I would like a Sphinx. A proper one, not a shoddy cheap replica :lol: . It is pronounced "Less-ter". And the other one is "Luff-burr-ugh"

Dacotah 10. March 2009, 13:12

You are welcome Kimmie. Hope you watch the video for phonies. :D

Marike79 11. March 2009, 14:17

:insane:

theoddbod 14. March 2009, 14:51

I'd say you got lucky considering all the other crappy stuff that councils plonk all over the place p:.
I mean, WTF are these things in Warrington for?

Dacotah 14. March 2009, 15:33

:eyes:

Javaen 14. March 2009, 16:14

:lol:

gdare 14. March 2009, 16:40

Looks like some weird chess figures P:

Spaggyj 15. March 2009, 21:27

Looks like someone's tried to convey the female and male genitalia into singular giant sculptures.

clean 15. March 2009, 23:04

Very tall ash trays ... ? :lol:

theoddbod 16. March 2009, 08:29

They're known locally as the Skittles, are made by some world-famous sculptor and I'm told cost £60,000. Personally I'm amazed they're still standing - Warrington's pretty rough.

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