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Fictional Character Of The Month

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Ah, tv shows. Teams of writers cramped into small, humid rooms combine everything they've ever seen, heard and thought of, much like dreams, to create a fictional life with its own backround, life story and personality.
Once created, the parade of thespians begins, lines read and emotions high to find a perfect fit to bring the person made in scratchings on paper to life.
It can be a lengthy process, or remarkably quick. Some say it's luck, others say it's fate. Perhaps the work of tiny green pygmies that are sustained by the mechanics of acting?
I say it's probably all three, and sometimes the combination of the thespian and the words on the paper become something rather special indeed - and I shall detail one of these for you now.

October's fictional character:
Name: Joy Turner (Was Hickey, nee Darville.)

Appears in: My Name Is Earl.
Played by: Jaime Pressly.
Random Character info: Joy is your stereotypical white-trash American patriot. Small-minded, selfish and vain, she appears to be very shallow and self-centered. She has two children, Dodge and Earl Jr, whose fathers are both different and one is unknown for quite some time.
A troublemaker by nature, never knowing when to shut her mouth, she's a very interesting character to watch. As time goes on, Joy reveals a little more depth, but don't worry - she's still just as loudmouthed and so hilariously politically incorrect as ever.
Why I love her: She's just so enthusiastic about things. She insults pretty much everyone and sees no problem in it, and the whole world revolves around her. Her dress sense is so damn trashy, she's fantastically wrong about world affairs, and, in fact, most things in life, which makes for very entertaining viewing. Oh, and her facial expressions?

Priceless.
A few quotes: "You know they say mosquitoes in Africa kill people. Can you imagine the size those things gotta be?"
"Hey, Lance Armstrong! Don't you know ridin' bikes gives you nut cancer? Hahahaha!"
"Let me introduce you to my family of many colours. As you can see, I have a white son and a black son. But I don't see race, so I can't tell which is which."
"Ya'll stop fightin'. I swear to god, I'll slap you so hard you both switch colours!"
"He made me late for my Brazilian, which means that if I go into labour now, I'll be all stubbly on my home video!"

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Comments

Diabolical Wednesday, October 7, 2009 11:42:03 PM

The imagery in that last quote.. scared.
In DOA she pretty much played the same character. rolleyes ok not exactly but you get the picture.

Darkogdare Thursday, October 8, 2009 5:26:14 AM

Never heard of her, but this is normal because I never watch TV p

And the last quote... scared

KittyliciousZaphira Thursday, October 8, 2009 5:26:43 AM

That sure sounds like a character I'd enjoy to watch! bigsmile
*Imagining man sized mosquitoes with knives* lol

Spaggyj Thursday, October 8, 2009 7:57:42 AM

Clint - DOA? She does tend to act similarly in things - even voice work for games. She's brilliant lol .

Dark - How can you not watch tv? faint . My Name Is Earl is one of my most favourite shows. It's so different to other programmes up .

Kitty - I think you would enjoy it very much bigsmile

Darkogdare Thursday, October 8, 2009 8:54:35 AM

I didn`t watch anything in more than 2 years now. Don`t even have TV in my room left

Cleanclean Thursday, October 8, 2009 9:26:23 AM

'Tis a good show.

r♡serose-marie Thursday, October 8, 2009 9:33:51 AM

lol I love your intros!

I never really got into My Name Is Earl, but those quotes... lol Fantastic!
pssst Is it bad of me of thinking the Lance one was hilarious? worried

Spaggyj Thursday, October 8, 2009 9:43:30 AM

Dark - you're so weird p .

David - I concur.

Rosie - you didn't? I adore it bigsmile . I like Patty, too. I laughed at the Lance one too. It's so horrible it's funny lol

Darkogdare Thursday, October 8, 2009 12:39:34 PM

I know happy

Diabolical Thursday, October 8, 2009 6:16:45 PM

Spaggyj Thursday, October 8, 2009 8:13:22 PM

You actually watched that shit? lol lol

Diabolical Thursday, October 8, 2009 10:46:25 PM

I watch all shit. No matter which movie it's worth one watch at least.
That and I was hoping for nakednessness awww

Spaggyj Friday, October 9, 2009 8:19:29 AM

Better luck next time, little perv awww

Diabolical Friday, October 9, 2009 9:18:05 AM

You just jealous cave girl Toph .. p

Spaggyj Friday, October 9, 2009 9:21:20 AM

Jealous lol lol

Diabolical Friday, October 9, 2009 9:35:51 AM

pssst about her having two eyebrows.. lol

Spaggyj Friday, October 9, 2009 10:01:19 AM

I say again : fuck. You. Midget. happy

Diabolical Friday, October 9, 2009 10:11:07 AM

awww But I pull it off so nicely.. p

Spaggyj Friday, October 9, 2009 10:19:23 AM

Eh, not really whistle

Diabolical Friday, October 9, 2009 10:44:51 AM

You can't handle the truth! p

Spaggyj Friday, October 9, 2009 10:48:35 AM

Neither can you, apparently lol sing deniiiiial!

Diabolical Friday, October 9, 2009 11:07:29 PM

Is a river in Egypt.. left

Mad Scientistqlue Tuesday, October 13, 2009 5:51:58 AM

Ok, I've got nothing to say here. awww.

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