Purple Realm

What is it about an angry me that some of you seem to like? Well, after this I bet you'll change your mind. In no particular order, the things that piss me off, some small, some big.

Spelling "yay" as "yey"
Addressing every stranger as "dear" or "frien"
Putting the word "sexy" "angel" "naughty" or their ilk in your username.
Typing in capitals. That's internet shouting.
Typing everything in bold.
Replying in comments using a comment per person.
Sticking out your groin, chest or ass for member photos and avatars.
Putting a million exclamation marks on the end of each sentence.
Commenting just using the smile emoticon.
Using the same comment for every post on every blog. Usually praise.
Posting fucking glitter graphics and the like everywhere you go.
:irked:Linking to your own blog at every opportunity.
Calling someone by their first name when you don't know them. If it was by their avatar it'd be different but it's not.
Joking about someone with someone else when you don't know the person well enough. It's just rude.
Joining into a play-feud between two people and always picking the same side. That's bullying and insults.
Thinking that every young (or old) female on the internet is fair game.
Trying to get at someone by spreading rumours and bullshit to their friends. I'm not interested in your private life, if I cared, then I'd fucking ask, wouldn't I?
Religious narcissism. Oh, you believe in god? So do millions of other people. If you think running around condemning everyone who believes at all differently will appease your god, then you've not quite grasped religion. Yes, you're sure you're right and have the correct faith. So are billions of others in different faiths, all with such strong conviction. What makes you so special? Show some fucking reverence for others' faiths if you're so wonderful. Failing that, shut the fuck up. Nobody's perfect, least of all those holier-than-thou types.
Thinking that a certain level of proficiency at some skill or talent makes you the expert. There'll always be somebody worse than you, and always someone better. Doesn't give you the right to talk down to anyone.
Posting 5 or more posts a day. You're not that interesting, nobody's that fucking bored.
Spamming inbox or shoutbox with constant "are you there?"s and "where r u"s. If you don't get an answer the first time, the person either isn't there or isn't interested. Don't be pathetic.