Purple Realm

Carry a lightbulb around with you to hold over your head when you're answering any question.

Try and bake the world's biggest donut hole.

Tie yourself to a lamppost outside a grocery store and bark at passers-by.

Call an insurance company and try to insure a stuffed animal toy.

Carry a briefcase around and offer random people 'legal' advice.

Crawl around a store or friend's house humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

Eat broccoli and pretend you're a dinosaur eating trees.

Go to a McDonalds Drive Thru, and while placing your order, put 'Mc' in front of every word you say.

Curtsey or bow to everyone you meet, addressing them as, 'Your Highness'.

Make a shrine to a random person... Then invite them over to gauge their reaction.

Make everything you say for a day into a question.

Try and enlist your goldfish to Space camp.

Throw a tomato into a fan.

Vacuum your front lawn.

Write glow in the dark messages everywhere you go.

Go into a clothing shop dressing room, wait a few minutes and yell, 'HEY! There's no toilet paper in here!'.

Withdraw some money from an ATM and scream 'I WON, I WON!'.

Insist at a car repair shop that you need the air rotated in your tyres.

Go to a movie and laugh at all the sad scenes, and cry at the funny ones. Loudly.