Face forward - even if not moving forward

We love our Youth & Community Pastor. He is also legendary for having a messy office. What you see is actually the cleaned up office. There are 4 big tote boxes stored in another room. I did not make up this picture. The only thing moved for viewing was the basketball (he was a good sport about me taking the pic and suggested moving the basketball up front).

1. Basketball (there's a baseball behind the #8 balloon).
2. Nerf noodle (saved from last outside fun carnival).
3. Drumsticks (plays on youth worship group).
3a. Snare tom to go with #3.
4. Lacey headdress pieces (used by women at his own wedding; likely to be used at sister's wedding next June).
5. Pizza delivery menu.
6. Magnetic toy letters for name on door.
7. Duct tape (no Canadian pastor should be without this stuff; bonus points to find the 2nd roll).
8. Old computer speakers (doubling as paper weights).
9. Old computer monitor (same use as #8).
10. Suit he wore at own wedding in February on back of chair.
11. Bible (commentary underneath).
12. Papers of games, ice-breakers and other research.
13. Box of vinyl gloves (inevitable messy food clean-ups).
14. Listerine mouthwash.
15. Styrofoam cup for #14.
16. Rope (you never know when you're going to hang somebody - or yourself).
17. Cordless lamp (???).
18. Laptop computer.
19. Heart of gold (not seen, but we know it's there ).