SQUEAKEY'S WORLD

To: Kim From: Jackie Powell

You Are a Treat

As a kid, you didn't cause too much trouble, and the adults adored you. Now that you've grown up, not much has changed. You know that a little sugar is the way to get what you want in life, and you are as sweet as they come. You like to make things better in the world, and you don't mind following rules... no matter how silly they may seem. You are a truly good person, and there's very few of you in the world. Anyone who knows you is blessed!

You Should Dress Up As a Cat

You are a shy, reserved person who takes a long time to warm up to others. You are close to those you've known the longest. You are crafty and smart. You may seem like you're lost in your own little world, but you're really paying attention to everything going on around you. You are not easily influenced by the other people in your life. If anything, you counterbalance their emotions well. You are intuitive and have a lot of wisdom to impart. Most people don't pay close enough attention to the lessons you teach them.

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WHY DO AMERICANS HAVE TO BE THIS WAY. WHY CAN'T THEY JUST LIVE TOGETHER PEACEFULLY AND NOT HURT INNOCENT PEOPLE. THIS IS BULL SHIT!

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It's An Honest to Goodness Motown Comeback

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A recent Scottish immigrant to the US attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring, "Run....run!"

The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!"

A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his quick knowledge of the game, screams: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!"

The next batter held his swing at three and two and the Ump calls a walk.

The Scotsman stands up yelling: "Why don'cha R-r-run ya Bahstard? r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans chuckle quietly and he sits down confused.

A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whispers, "He doesn't have to run, he got four balls."

"Oh!" Said the Scotsman who then yelled, "Walk with pr-r-ride then laddie!"

ANOTHER ONE FROM MY FRIEND

Walking Eagle
October 22, 2009



President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York . He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.

Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his “red sisters and brothers.” At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, “Walking Eagle.” The proud President then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President.

They explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.