My Opera11 TYPES OF WOMEN ;REAL TALK, FROM A NIGGERS POINT OF VIEW... ( -__-)
By william charlescharlzwillz. Monday, January 16, 2012 7:03:10 AM
1. Ms. Gold-Digger
Advantages
a. You have someone to manage your
money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other boys jealous.
d. She makes you look good.
Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she'll be gone and
take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to
sue you for child support.
c. Once your boy comes up she'll be on his
arm the next day.
2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)
Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as
long as she catches one too.
Disadvantages
a. Eventually, because she's a female, she'll
end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's your 'main'.
c. She messes with ya boy and act like you
in the wrong for telling that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her stuff gets old. And you
need a replacement.
3. Ms. Independent
Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying her
anything. She got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and
determined.
c. She's great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.
Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that
she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say forget you and get
a dildo.
c. She will consider you another one her
play toys, or goals
4. Ms. Dyme
Advantages
a. She's top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the
face to match.
d. She considers herself a 'model'
e. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't
care.
Disadvantages
a. She's superficial. She cares only about her
looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will
annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's
not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game
up because every kat is gonna try to get her.
5. Ms. Tomboy
Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be
around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough.
Disadvantages
a. She'll remind you too much of your boy.
b. She might not want to change her
appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball,
football and track
6. Ms. Ghetto Advantages
a. She's not afraid of any other female or
male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail
you out of jail.
c. She's always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make
the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.
Disadvantages
a. She doesn't know how to act in public.
b. Your mom can't stand her.
c. You get into it with her every other
second.
d. She's willing to fight another girl looking
at you PERIOD!!!!.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her
vocabulary is minimal
7. Ms. Main Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others
but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a
female.
d. You've been with her forever.
Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and
calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your
act and then kick your ass.
8. Ms.. Psycho
Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She's down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be
true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.
Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with her. She will
stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere
and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself wifey even if she
may just be that chick on the side.
e. Messing with her can make your life a
living hell.
9.Ms. I have a Man.
Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess with
you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with
her.
Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you about
the problems with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then leave
you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to
come beat your ass.
d. She'll unofficially make you her man once
she gets pissed off at her real man.
10.Ms. TEASE
Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye
candy.
b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and
SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without
touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make
you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini
orgasm.
g. Every kat wants her cause she's so
mysterious and that makes you want to get
her first.
Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you
never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance
boyfriend somewhere that you will never
know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like
that. (Unbearable)
11. MRS. RIGHT
Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme but she is
BEAUTIFUL and therefore encompasses all
of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing,
determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that
is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her
body.
e. She believes in God and follows his
virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a
200% quota yet she gives her man an extra
10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway.
Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full
potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for you, no matter
what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and
set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her,
she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your
boys.
m. You can share your most intimate
moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her
and then have the BEST Mind Numbing and
passionate love making fest ever. o. She's
always willing to find a way to work out
your problems and will often take most of
your shit. But she's also intelligent enough to
leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girls you've
met. She's your woman. THE RIGHT ONE
Disadvantage: You've probably met her, or
had her in your life but got too consumed
with 1-10 that you let her go PLEASE
DON'T because they HARD TO COME BY...
Advantages
a. You have someone to manage your
money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other boys jealous.
d. She makes you look good.
Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she'll be gone and
take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to
sue you for child support.
c. Once your boy comes up she'll be on his
arm the next day.
2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)
Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as
long as she catches one too.
Disadvantages
a. Eventually, because she's a female, she'll
end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's your 'main'.
c. She messes with ya boy and act like you
in the wrong for telling that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her stuff gets old. And you
need a replacement.
3. Ms. Independent
Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying her
anything. She got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and
determined.
c. She's great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.
Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that
she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say forget you and get
a dildo.
c. She will consider you another one her
play toys, or goals
4. Ms. Dyme
Advantages
a. She's top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the
face to match.
d. She considers herself a 'model'
e. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't
care.
Disadvantages
a. She's superficial. She cares only about her
looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will
annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's
not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game
up because every kat is gonna try to get her.
5. Ms. Tomboy
Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be
around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough.
Disadvantages
a. She'll remind you too much of your boy.
b. She might not want to change her
appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball,
football and track
6. Ms. Ghetto Advantages
a. She's not afraid of any other female or
male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail
you out of jail.
c. She's always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make
the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.
Disadvantages
a. She doesn't know how to act in public.
b. Your mom can't stand her.
c. You get into it with her every other
second.
d. She's willing to fight another girl looking
at you PERIOD!!!!.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her
vocabulary is minimal
7. Ms. Main Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others
but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a
female.
d. You've been with her forever.
Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and
calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your
act and then kick your ass.
8. Ms.. Psycho
Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She's down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be
true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.
Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with her. She will
stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere
and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself wifey even if she
may just be that chick on the side.
e. Messing with her can make your life a
living hell.
9.Ms. I have a Man.
Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess with
you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with
her.
Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you about
the problems with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then leave
you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to
come beat your ass.
d. She'll unofficially make you her man once
she gets pissed off at her real man.
10.Ms. TEASE
Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye
candy.
b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and
SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without
touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make
you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini
orgasm.
g. Every kat wants her cause she's so
mysterious and that makes you want to get
her first.
Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you
never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance
boyfriend somewhere that you will never
know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like
that. (Unbearable)
11. MRS. RIGHT
Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme but she is
BEAUTIFUL and therefore encompasses all
of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing,
determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that
is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her
body.
e. She believes in God and follows his
virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a
200% quota yet she gives her man an extra
10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway.
Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full
potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for you, no matter
what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and
set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her,
she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your
boys.
m. You can share your most intimate
moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her
and then have the BEST Mind Numbing and
passionate love making fest ever. o. She's
always willing to find a way to work out
your problems and will often take most of
your shit. But she's also intelligent enough to
leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girls you've
met. She's your woman. THE RIGHT ONE
Disadvantage: You've probably met her, or
had her in your life but got too consumed
with 1-10 that you let her go PLEASE
DON'T because they HARD TO COME BY...
