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Parking (2/3)

Sunday, 16. September 2007, 21:32:32

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-Where do fags park?

-In the rear

:devil:

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100 (1/3)

Sunday, 16. September 2007, 21:29:46

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-What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?

-100 people who don't do d**k

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Argument (3/3)

Saturday, 25. August 2007, 19:35:40

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A guy had a major argument with his girlfriend. He was in the wrong, but not enough to back down without an argument. So after storming away, and cooling off, the guy had a think. He was clearly in the wrong and felt pretty guilty, with all the trauma it had caused.
So to make it up to his girlfriend, he said he'd buy her a gift. "Any thing at all, my love", the guy said, overcome with remorse. "Oh, I don't know", she replied, "You really shouldn't do this you know. But, if you are, just get me something really expensive, that I don't need."
The following day he booked her in for chemotherapy.

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