Thoughts about everything

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem
tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with
the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these
women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you
have done today.
You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turns
to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the
first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik. He then turned
to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said
the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the
third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

When they were about half way there, the blonde saw a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so the blonde turned back around and went home.