INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE

Wouldn't we all be happier if we followed these simple instructions for life?

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Memorize your favorite poem.
3. Don't believe all you hear.
4. Don't spend all you have.
5. Don't sleep all you want.
6. When you say, "I love you", mean it.
7. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
8. Be engaged at least 6 months before you get married.
9. Believe in love at first sight.
10. Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
11. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
12. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
13. Don't judge people by their relatives.
14. Talk slowly, but think quickly.
15. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "why do you want to know?"
16. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
17. Call your parents.
18. Say, "God bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
19. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
20. Remember the 3 r's: respect for self; respect for others; responsibility for all your actions.
21. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
22. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
23. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
24. Marry a person you love to talk to. As you grow older, his or her conversational skills will be as important as any other.
25. Spend some time alone.
26. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
27. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
28. Read more books and watch less tv.
29. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back,
you'll get to enjoy it a second time.
30. Trust in God but lock your car.
31. A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do all you can to create a tranquil, harmonious home.
32. In disagreements with loved ones, deal with a current situation. Don't bring up the past.
33. Read between the lines.
34. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.
35. Be gentle with the earth.
36. PRAY. There's immeasurable power in it.
37. Never interrupt when you are being flattered. Say, "thank you".
38. Mind your own business.
39. Don't trust a person who doesn't close his or her eyes when you kiss them.
40. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
41. If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealth's greatest satisfaction.
42. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck.
43. Learn the rules, then break some.
44. Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other.
45. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
46. Remember that your character is your destiny.
47. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

-- Author Unknown

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Comments

Tom RondelloFrlmnk Saturday, August 14, 2010 7:54:23 PM

bigeyes I'll have to come back and study!
Right now I'm just curious as,... curious.rolleyes how is it that when you post I get a notification? I think I recall fiddling with the RSS feed at one time but I'm not sure. Would that do it?confused yours is the only blog that notifies me like that. I'm not trying to blame you of anything. Last time I asked you responded as if I had. http://files.myopera.com/Frlmnk/operamini/imgarchive/confusedshrug.gif - http://files.myopera.com/Frlmnk/operamini/imgarchive/shrug.gif -
I guess this is a long enough comment, now, back to that list...

SummerAngel Saturday, August 14, 2010 8:23:55 PM

At the top of everyone's blog, there are three buttons, Add post to favorites, Subscribe, and Add SummerAngel as a friend. At some point in time, you have clicked on the Subscribe button on my blog.

If you want to receive notices of new posts from anyone's blog, then click on the Subscribe button. If you decide you no longer want to receive notices of new posts, or comments to old posts, then click on the Unsubscribe button. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/ThumbsUp.gif -

Suntana Saturday, August 14, 2010 8:25:26 PM

Whoa Whoa Whoa! Don't sleep all we want? bigeyes
Can I get a clarification on the logic here?
Not that I remotely sleep all I want.

Wooooooo! #12 sure wasn't meant for Message Boards. lol

Thank goodness for #13. scared There's a certain Step Nephew whom all of us would certainly NOT want to be judged by.

On #15, what if they give you a good reply to your attempt at being evasive question? jester

http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/ROFL.gif - @ #39

Suntana Saturday, August 14, 2010 8:28:51 PM

Learn the rules, then break some.

http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Yahoo.gif - Yeeeee Haw!

Tom RondelloFrlmnk Saturday, August 14, 2010 8:32:23 PM

That's funny Annette. When I subscribe all I get are notifications to comments. I got a notification with no comments.
I have located an update to 5.1 though. lol and now I have a link to the RSS feed at the top of the page again. There's a request to subscribe in there also. I haven't checked on your page yet... Musta been sleeping. bigsmile

SummerAngel Saturday, August 14, 2010 8:40:18 PM

Work 3rd shift, and you'll go for days without sleep. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Yes.gif -

You call people names on Message Boards? no

Originally posted by Suntana:

Thank goodness for #13. :insane: There's a certain Step Nephew whom all of us would certainly NOT want to be judged by.


SUNNY!!! Refer to #20

Originally posted by Suntana:

On #15, what if they give you a good reply to your attempt at being evasive question?


There is no good reply for being nosy. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Good.gif -

Yeah, how you gonna know if they have their eyes closed if you don't open yours...and when you do, can you trust yourself. headbang http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/BigGrin2.gif -

Tom RondelloFrlmnk Saturday, August 14, 2010 8:56:28 PM

Yep, I'm subscribed ta yours. Ya mean I been confused between the difference between blogs, photos and favorites all this time?! doh
When it's somebodies album all I kept getting was notices to comments for the same photo. I just drew a parallel. http://files.myopera.com/Frlmnk/operamini/imgarchive/confusedshrug.gif - http://files.myopera.com/Frlmnk/operamini/imgarchive/shrug.gif -
I'm beside mysef with embarrassment, Miss SummerAngel, I'll be forever indebted ta ya fur the correction. doh again!
Back to self improvement... Don't you worry I'll get to commenting on your recommendations yet. I don't think I've ever tried none of 'em out. Then I'll let cha know, fur sure!bigsmile

Suntana Saturday, August 14, 2010 9:07:01 PM

No, I didn't personally call other people names on Message Boards. But, they ARE notorious for being a playground where name-calling IS the biggest pastime. scared

If you are suggesting that I should have respect for that Step Nephew ... Ummm, Nope! Sorry. No can do. He deserves NO respect. That's what he earned. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Yes.gif - If you knew this guy, you'd have an impossible time NOT agreeing with me. Giving him an ounce, a DROP of respect would be too much. He has lied to and stolen from his own parents repeatedly ... and even tried to blame one of the stolen items on one of his own twin kids when his Dad confronted him!!! yikes That is pretty low ... lower than a snake's belly.

Tom RondelloFrlmnk Saturday, August 14, 2010 9:12:22 PM

"Judge not, lest ye... How's that go again? Oh, yeah. Loser! lol

SummerAngel Saturday, August 14, 2010 9:22:55 PM

Sunny, I see #43 is your favorite. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/BigGrin.gif - That one gives you permission to use #13 to break #20.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Wink.gif -

SummerAngel Saturday, August 14, 2010 9:30:47 PM

Glad we were able to clear up your confusion Tom. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Dance.gif -

Suntana Saturday, August 14, 2010 9:38:41 PM

EXACTLY, Annette! Good ole versatile, reliable #43! http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Yahoo.gif -

But, really, I'm NOT breaking #20.
I'm actually just pointing out a flaw with #20.
I'm bringing to the surface the need for #20 to be revised. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Yes.gif -
It can't be left quite so simply as black & white as it currently stands.

Suntana Saturday, August 14, 2010 9:42:58 PM

Where does the OC factor in on #28? http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Whistle.gif -

SummerAngel Saturday, August 14, 2010 11:45:32 PM

Originally posted by Suntana:

Where does the OC factor in on #28?


28. Read more books, spend more time being educated on OC, and watch less tv. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Wink.gif -

Tom RondelloFrlmnk Saturday, August 14, 2010 11:48:52 PM

confused what confused? It's like paint by numbers or something, right?

Suntana Saturday, August 14, 2010 11:50:39 PM

Your Honor, I'd like to tweak that.
How 'bout --- Read no books, spend more time being educated on OC and watch SOME TV? http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Cool2.gif - Otherwise, Annette, you could cut into your own valuable Sonny-watching time. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Yes.gif -

SummerAngel Saturday, August 14, 2010 11:55:46 PM

Sometimes it's 'paint by numbers' and sometimes it's educational. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Tease.gif -

Check out (Scott's Blog) on solar roadways. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Happy.gif -

Tom RondelloFrlmnk Sunday, August 15, 2010 1:59:15 AM

awww you tryin' to bum me out?
I suspect that big blank spot is the link to the player. I don't even see that much on my cell let alone the video. http://files.myopera.com/Frlmnk/operamini/imgarchive/confusedshrug.gif - http://files.myopera.com/Frlmnk/operamini/imgarchive/shrug.gif -
Do you folks see the black background on your smilies?

Suntana Sunday, August 15, 2010 2:10:37 AM

No black background on Smilies on my end.
It's just the Smilies on the ocean water.

SummerAngel Sunday, August 15, 2010 3:19:44 AM

NitroNitroH Sunday, August 15, 2010 6:30:01 AM

Good points to live a life with no regrets Annette. As for the name calling....I find that people with insecurities do that often.

I do believe that one day your life will flash before your eyes and then I want mine to be a show worth watching.heart

Lovinmalamuteslovinmalamutes Sunday, August 15, 2010 11:19:31 AM

Originally posted by NitroH:

I do believe that one day your life will flash before your eyes and then I want mine to be a show worth watching


I totally agree. I also want to NOT be ashamed or embarrassed for my actions ect... bigeyes right flirt up

Tom RondelloFrlmnk Sunday, August 15, 2010 11:36:39 AM

I got to the blog. It's not that link. I'm talking about the video player there. It's the same on others pages too. It would be the link to the youtube that I would need but this thing won't play videos anyway. awww
http://files.myopera.com/Frlmnk/Mandocafe/phpSF5VVzPM3rdi.jpg - someone's watching[/u]there, I feel better now. Had that on file and I know he's your fav. lol

SummerAngel Sunday, August 15, 2010 1:20:57 PM

I am sure your life will be a show worth watching Helen...I wouldn't mind watching your show. http://files.myopera.com/SummerAngel/Smilies//hearts.gif -

SummerAngel Sunday, August 15, 2010 1:22:29 PM

You are so kind hearted D. I can't imagine you being ashamed of anything you did. http://files.myopera.com/SummerAngel/Smilies//hug.gif -

SummerAngel Sunday, August 15, 2010 1:23:27 PM

I didn't realize you couldn't watch videos Tom. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Sad.gif -

NitroNitroH Sunday, August 15, 2010 1:24:36 PM

Originally posted by SummerAngel:

I am sure your life will be a show worth watching Helen...I wouldn't mind watching your show


That is so kind of you Annette, and likewise from me. flirt

NitroNitroH Sunday, August 15, 2010 1:25:56 PM

Originally posted by lovinmalamutes:

I totally agree. I also want to NOT be ashamed or embarrassed for my actions ect..


That is all that is needed. Anette hit the nail on the head. You are too kind hearted for that.bigsmile

Mad Scientistqlue Sunday, August 15, 2010 1:44:52 PM

Watch less tv? left.
I don't think that's possible
p:

SummerAngel Sunday, August 15, 2010 1:49:55 PM

I know what you mean Glue. Our tv's are on almost 24/7. I don't do much watching though...I just listen. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/BigGrin2.gif -

Thank you for visiting. I haven't seen you here in forever. http://files.myopera.com/SummerAngel/Smilies//hug.gif -

Mad Scientistqlue Sunday, August 15, 2010 2:07:54 PM

My tv hasn't been switched on in three years or more! p.

Suntana Sunday, August 15, 2010 3:58:29 PM

WHAT? No TV in 3 years or more?! yikes
Quick, Annette! We need to do an intervention on Aadil.

That reminded me of the skit by the 70s comedy duo, Cheech & Chong.

Cheech: Hey, man, whatchu doing?

Chong: Oh, just watching TV.

Cheech: Hey, what's wrong with the TV?

Chong: I don't know, man. It's been like that all day.

Cheech: Here, let me take a look.

::: CLICK ::: (The TV comes on.)

Cheech: There! I fixed it.

Chong: Wow, man! Whatchu do?

Cheech: Oh, I turned it on.

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Tom RondelloFrlmnk Sunday, August 15, 2010 6:10:54 PM

http://s8.rimg.info/049b32785f37665bab07df1aa7b84be8.gif -
I can post this but I can't see the animation on Opera Mini.
And besides the BlackBerry is lousey for most videos the connection is so slow out where I'm at it's not really worth it on the netbook either. awww no big thing that's what I have my mandolin for. up

SummerAngel Sunday, August 15, 2010 6:26:28 PM

Originally posted by qlue:

My tv hasn't been switched on in three years or more!


I can not imagine a life without television. Do you watch any shows online?

SummerAngel Sunday, August 15, 2010 6:32:36 PM

Originally posted by Suntana:

Quick, Annette! We need to do an intervention on Aadil.


Just think of all the things we could do if we weren't glued to the tv Sunny. I do record most of the shows I watch and then I fast forward through the commercials, but I still spend too much time watching.

I do a lot of multitasking though. Usually, while I'm watching the shows I've DVR'd, I'm on the computer and most of the time, I'm returning phone calls as well.

SummerAngel Sunday, August 15, 2010 6:44:01 PM

Originally posted by Frlmnk:

that's what I have my mandolin for


Glad you can keep yourself entertained. When you are happy with your level of expertise, you'll have to post a video of your playing.

Tom RondelloFrlmnk Sunday, August 15, 2010 6:52:51 PM

I fixed my trike yesterday! but, right now the heat's coming on, and I'm going off. knockout it got up to 106F yesterday. Sometimes not doing anything at my place is hard work. I'm holding an open house. Care to attend? lol
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Mad Scientistqlue Monday, August 16, 2010 2:11:44 AM

Originally posted by SummerAngel:

Do you watch any shows online?


That's not really a viable option for me with the cost of data around here. rolleyes.
I do rent videos and rate them to my hard drive to watch later though. up.
I spend between R500 to R1000 a month on data as it is! (US$68.50 to US$137.00) faint.
Because I work shifts, it's not really practical to try and follow a series anyway. I spend my time online or doing something science related instead. up.

Tom RondelloFrlmnk Monday, August 16, 2010 3:46:27 PM

I don't mind being a bullshit artist as long as I'm funny.
And, I am very happy I have unlimited data for $110.00/mo.
Otherwise I'd probably have to file down the callouses on my finger tips!http://s10.rimg.info/138f29a6877d02da83b58de153650068.gif -

SummerAngel Tuesday, August 17, 2010 8:39:02 PM

Originally posted by Frlmnk:

it got up to 106F yesterday. Sometimes not doing anything at my place is hard work. I'm holding an open house. Care to attend?


106oF is a bit TOO warm for me.http://files.myopera.com/SummerAngel/Smilies//yikes.gif -

SummerAngel Tuesday, August 17, 2010 8:55:11 PM

Originally posted by qlue:

I spend between R500 to R1000 a month on data as it is! (US$68.50 to US$137.00)


WOW, that's a lot to pay for Internet use.

Cost is exactly why I do not subscribe to the Internet via my cell phone. I would have to pay for each gigabyte over 5 gig's a month. My bill would be MUCH higher than yours unless I cut back considerably.

I have a bundled plan with the local telephone company where I get unlimited DSL Internet use, 250 Dish Network tv channels, and unlimited local and nationwide long distance calling for a little more than you pay for R1000 a month of data.

I took a peek at your About page. I love what you said about teaching the people you babysit manners and how much they like you. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/BigGrin.gif -

SummerAngel Tuesday, August 17, 2010 8:57:32 PM

Mad Scientistqlue Tuesday, August 17, 2010 9:14:01 PM

Originally posted by SummerAngel:

I love what you said about teaching the people you babysit manners and how much they like you.


lol. that's the painfull truth though! awww.

SummerAngel Tuesday, August 17, 2010 9:30:38 PM

Sounds like you've got it under control. You have to have a sense of humor to do the type of work you do. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/ThumbsUp.gif -

Tom RondelloFrlmnk Tuesday, August 17, 2010 11:14:20 PM

I didn't really think you'd wanna come. devil but, honest, you'd get used to it. Maybe even like it!up

SummerAngel Wednesday, August 18, 2010 10:21:56 PM

Originally posted by Frlmnk:

honest, you'd get used to it


I don't mind roughing it for a day or two, but then I want to come back to the comforts of home. yes

Tom RondelloFrlmnk Thursday, August 19, 2010 12:27:48 AM

Oh, I'm not talking about leaving home. I always take that with me. bigsmile

SummerAngel Thursday, August 19, 2010 1:10:31 PM

I can't do that...but it may float away in these floods we've been having the last couple of days. bigeyes

Tom RondelloFrlmnk Thursday, August 19, 2010 6:18:55 PM

The other night there was 4 to 6 inches of water right where I'm at right now. lol
It's shady though!lol

SummerAngel Sunday, August 22, 2010 12:08:11 AM

The rain has been relentless here. I haven't been able to mow in over a week. sad

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