MaGma Rocks. just call me mr. Rockstar

I hit D strings of a guitar like there aint no 2morrow . Hit me up Asap if u got problem with that Yo! I'm out

Kind of joke.

Thursday, September 25, 2008 11:48:48 PM

A little boy in school is working on his arithmetic. The teacher ask, "imagine there are 5 birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your gun and shoot one. How many birds are left?"

A little boy in school is working on his arithmetic. The teacher ask, "imagine there are 5 birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your gun and shoot one. How many birds are left?"
The little boy thinks for a moment and says "none!" the teacher replies "none how did you figure that out?" the little boy says, "if i shoot one,all the other birds will fly away scared leaving none on the fence." the teacher replied "hmm not exactly, but i do like the way you think!"
The little boy then says,"teacher,let me ask you question, "there are three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, Another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?"
The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies "well, i guess the one sucking cone."
To which the little boy replies, "actually, it's the one with the weding ring, but i do like the way you think!"

Insane shots.

Comments

lava_boi T-magma Thursday, September 25, 2008 11:51:48 PM

Cute joke. Nice work. T-magma all out 4 ya.

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Friday, October 3, 2008 10:44:24 PM

lmao, good joke

lava_boi T-magma Friday, October 3, 2008 10:54:58 PM

Its kind of my leisure time crafts. Is it funny?

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Friday, October 3, 2008 11:03:53 PM

yes

lava_boi T-magma Friday, October 3, 2008 11:12:29 PM

So with what hardware do u surf d web this late hour?

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Saturday, October 4, 2008 3:40:45 PM

Opera.....and it was about 7:30 here.....


btw I like your Headline, maybe you should make a story about it

people on here love stories like that....at least i would

lava_boi T-magma Saturday, October 4, 2008 6:11:27 PM

Ok u got my back. I'ill post in new one this night, just keep in touch to your lappi and the opera.

ibrahimibrahimzira Thursday, November 6, 2008 9:34:26 AM

Its an ultimate joke

lava_boi T-magma Thursday, November 6, 2008 9:57:49 AM

Its fascinating bigsmile isnt it ?

ibrahimibrahimzira Thursday, November 6, 2008 10:16:47 AM

Yea.Den give me more

lava_boi T-magma Thursday, November 6, 2008 10:49:16 AM

U cant b serious. Check out dis post & visit d previous post left

ibrahimibrahimzira Thursday, November 6, 2008 11:36:09 AM

I want some tin to crack my ribs.

lava_boi T-magma Thursday, November 6, 2008 11:49:31 AM

Ok, why cant you just go 2 a rail way & lay down your trunk body to be smashed by a train devil jester

ibrahimibrahimzira Thursday, November 6, 2008 3:12:33 PM

I dint say i want to pisis my rib,or trash but i only want to crack it

lava_boi T-magma Thursday, November 6, 2008 3:26:52 PM

I had a very funny tale of a man that wanna crack his brain and letter got it busted...... i think you'r trying to adopt that tale lol

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Thursday, November 6, 2008 9:35:19 PM

If you want to crack ur brain, then shoot a nail from a nail gun into ur eye

ibrahimibrahimzira Friday, November 7, 2008 1:15:06 AM

Is this kind of a joke or an advice.

lava_boi T-magma Friday, November 7, 2008 1:22:33 AM

Ibrahim got no potential of doing that lol

ibrahimibrahimzira Friday, November 7, 2008 1:29:37 AM

Beta tel him coz am in love wit dis world.

lava_boi T-magma Friday, November 7, 2008 1:39:16 AM

So u aint sleeping...? you freak bandit

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Friday, November 7, 2008 1:41:21 AM

some people don't need to sleep beer

lava_boi T-magma Friday, November 7, 2008 1:54:54 AM

yes thats what im saying "addiction" having fun with friends in exchange of sleep. Is it healthy ?

ibrahimibrahimzira Friday, November 7, 2008 5:51:29 AM

I was slipin wit a single eye and browsing wit d other

ibrahimibrahimzira Friday, November 7, 2008 5:56:10 AM

Its healthy coz dia is relaxtion of d brain an peace of mine.

ibrahimibrahimzira Friday, November 7, 2008 5:56:36 AM

Its healthy coz dia is relaxtion of d brain an peace of mine.

lava_boi T-magma Friday, November 7, 2008 9:41:54 AM

Its not healthy ibza. I know by now u must be using lenses scared

ibrahimibrahimzira Friday, November 7, 2008 9:46:47 AM

To do wat?

lava_boi T-magma Friday, November 7, 2008 10:09:34 AM

Coz ur eyez are danmed like a marijuana addict lol

nivya Friday, November 7, 2008 10:20:13 AM

hi antony is it a joke???????????


lol rolleyes lol

ibrahimibrahimzira Friday, November 7, 2008 11:01:23 AM

I have quit smoking an drinking but i fuck a little

lava_boi T-magma Friday, November 7, 2008 11:44:27 AM

Hi Nivya. Is just a joke dont mind ibrahim.... hes nuts scared

ibrahimibrahimzira Friday, November 7, 2008 12:17:04 PM

No i am bolts

lava_boi T-magma Friday, November 7, 2008 12:47:33 PM

I got spanners to fasten d bolts and nuts so that u can run mad scared

ibrahimibrahimzira Friday, November 7, 2008 1:46:11 PM

I am already mad coz i hv some of my head bolt in my hand.

nivya Friday, November 7, 2008 2:10:11 PM

cooooooooooooool boyz...........lol

ibrahimibrahimzira Friday, November 7, 2008 2:25:39 PM

I prefer it to be a little bit hot.Gals

lava_boi T-magma Friday, November 7, 2008 3:02:53 PM

Why arent you in psychiatric scared ward IBZA ???

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Friday, November 7, 2008 11:05:34 PM

I am cool

Im as cool as the other side of the pillow cool

lava_boi T-magma Saturday, November 8, 2008 4:47:17 AM

yikes im as hot as lava stone imao. Ibrahm what 'bout you ?

ibrahimibrahimzira Saturday, November 8, 2008 5:13:25 AM

I am as black as d devil himself.Any one of u who has the devil beforel.

ibrahimibrahimzira Saturday, November 8, 2008 5:18:41 AM

Antony.I have been in d psychiatric 4...May no need to tel u

lava_boi T-magma Saturday, November 8, 2008 5:30:59 AM

You are still insane. Dont make me call a staff from psycho ward to get u back there whistle

ibrahimibrahimzira Saturday, November 8, 2008 5:37:28 AM

Dat would be d greates favour of dis year

lava_boi T-magma Saturday, November 8, 2008 5:47:55 AM

So u aint startle of been an inmate again ?

ibrahimibrahimzira Saturday, November 8, 2008 6:01:38 AM

Was a convict,alway a convict

lava_boi T-magma Saturday, November 8, 2008 6:20:02 AM

I guess that there'll be reward 4 me when i turn you in.

lava_boi T-magma Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:16:14 AM

Morning Ibza.

ibrahimibrahimzira Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:51:23 AM

morning i have still not recorver from that inccident.

lava_boi T-magma Wednesday, November 12, 2008 10:00:04 AM

Lots of sorry. Hope u dont lament visiting me that day ?

ibrahimibrahimzira Wednesday, November 12, 2008 10:10:18 AM

no no

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