Kind of joke.
Thursday, 25. September 2008, 23:48:48
A little boy in school is working on his arithmetic. The teacher ask, "imagine there are 5 birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your gun and shoot one. How many birds are left?"
A little boy in school is working on his arithmetic. The teacher ask, "imagine there are 5 birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your gun and shoot one. How many birds are left?"
The little boy thinks for a moment and says "none!" the teacher replies "none how did you figure that out?" the little boy says, "if i shoot one,all the other birds will fly away scared leaving none on the fence." the teacher replied "hmm not exactly, but i do like the way you think!"
The little boy then says,"teacher,let me ask you question, "there are three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, Another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?"
The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies "well, i guess the one sucking cone."
To which the little boy replies, "actually, it's the one with the weding ring, but i do like the way you think!"
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Anthony J. # 25. September 2008, 23:51
ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^) # 3. October 2008, 22:44
Anthony J. # 3. October 2008, 22:54
ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^) # 3. October 2008, 23:03
Anthony J. # 3. October 2008, 23:12
ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^) # 4. October 2008, 15:40
btw I like your Headline, maybe you should make a story about it
people on here love stories like that....at least i would
Anthony J. # 4. October 2008, 18:11
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ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^) # 6. November 2008, 21:35
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ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^) # 7. November 2008, 01:41
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Anthony J. # 7. November 2008, 09:41
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nivya # 7. November 2008, 14:10
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ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^) # 7. November 2008, 23:05
Im as cool as the other side of the pillow
Anthony J. # 8. November 2008, 04:47
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