Kind of joke.
Thursday, 25. September 2008, 23:48:48
A little boy in school is working on his arithmetic. The teacher ask, "imagine there are 5 birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your gun and shoot one. How many birds are left?"
A little boy in school is working on his arithmetic. The teacher ask, "imagine there are 5 birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your gun and shoot one. How many birds are left?"
The little boy thinks for a moment and says "none!" the teacher replies "none how did you figure that out?" the little boy says, "if i shoot one,all the other birds will fly away scared leaving none on the fence." the teacher replied "hmm not exactly, but i do like the way you think!"
The little boy then says,"teacher,let me ask you question, "there are three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, Another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?"
The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies "well, i guess the one sucking cone."
To which the little boy replies, "actually, it's the one with the weding ring, but i do like the way you think!"
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WIDGETIZE
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Lindsey # 16. December 2008, 20:48
Anthony J. # 17. December 2008, 15:07
Lindsey # 17. December 2008, 20:06
Anthony J. # 18. December 2008, 22:55
But mine is : do weird things
carefully watch ya back
and live simple
how do you like it ? I'd have added "get someone 2 love"
but is just that, it doesn't work out 4 me
Lindsey # 18. December 2008, 23:08
I rather live and love were death is king. Than to have eternal life were love is not. That is my all time favorite quote ever...
Anthony J. # 18. December 2008, 23:40
don't be upset coz this the vice vassa of your quote.
Lindsey # 19. December 2008, 01:38
Anthony J. # 19. December 2008, 05:11
I can do all catholic prayers.
My confirmation name is "James" but i dun use it
Wait a minute, am just vomiting all this like i'm on drugs....
Hope # 19. December 2008, 21:32
Anthony J. # 19. December 2008, 22:46
Hope # 19. December 2008, 22:51
Anthony J. # 19. December 2008, 23:28
Hope # 20. December 2008, 11:51
Anthony J. # 20. December 2008, 12:25
Anthony J. # 20. December 2008, 12:25
ibrahim # 21. December 2008, 15:13
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Tran Thanh Hai_Kenvjn176 # 25. December 2008, 06:11
blog of you verry good!
Anthony J. # 25. December 2008, 08:11
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Green # 11. April 2009, 19:34
im such a cracker...
ibrahim # 20. June 2009, 20:32