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Escaped convict.

Saturday, 4. October 2008, 22:04:10

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 good years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.....

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 good years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him up to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her and kisses her neck,then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "listen,this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. "if he wants sex,don't resist,don't complain, do what so ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous.If he gets angry,he'll kill us both. "Be strong,honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he was gay,thought you were cute, and ask me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Insane shots.Life's good.

Comments

diokenes 5. October 2008, 13:29

That was very funny :lol:

T-magma 5. October 2008, 13:39

Thanx 4 pulling over to my page. I guess u have enough of fun packs to give me cose your avatar makes u look like a jester. :hat:

muzikrocks 5. October 2008, 20:39

Thats a Good one :yes:

T-magma 5. October 2008, 21:51

Thanx alot, I know u will love it. Will u like 2 know what earlier happend 2 the man tied 2 the chair? :left:

muzikrocks 5. October 2008, 22:36

ummmm....Lets just keep it the way it is

T-magma 5. October 2008, 22:57

Thank God as u're not that curiuos.:yes:

muzikrocks 5. October 2008, 23:11

Indeed

T-magma 5. October 2008, 23:36

You just responded "indeed" as if you'r not death desperate 2 know about tha benjamins. U're just a cool guy handling catching many online fun. Whats the time there?

muzikrocks 5. October 2008, 23:38

Time? its like 7:30

T-magma 5. October 2008, 23:51

Is it am or pm? Cose here is 12:44 am what an interval

muzikrocks 5. October 2008, 23:56

pm

T-magma 6. October 2008, 00:05

My country bunks yours in terms of time. From where are you chatting me? Dont be offended

muzikrocks 6. October 2008, 00:06

Massachusetts

T-magma 6. October 2008, 00:36

I could have describe u if only i saw your real picture in ur avatar but u cookied your self @ the back of that shadow that u used as avatar.

diokenes 6. October 2008, 08:10

You are wellcome Anthony. Without humour life would be unbearable boring...

:D

T-magma 6. October 2008, 08:21

Sucking boring it'll be,thats why we all have 2 got sense of humor 2 pass out time. :idea:

Mr-Brightside 12. October 2008, 14:23

Lol, is this your own work? It's good stuff bug

T-magma 12. October 2008, 14:46

I'm a punkass, I wish i can do better. nervous what'll be your one wish if you were that asshole tied to the chair??

muzikrocks 12. October 2008, 16:16

that my wife would hit the convict in the back of the head with a frying pan

T-magma 12. October 2008, 17:42

what of if your poor wife suites her self with the bolging in of an unwanted guest and can't dear to hit him with a common pillow huh?

muzikrocks 12. October 2008, 18:41

Then i'll get up and hit him with the chair, while its still attached to me, then while he's complaining about his leg, I'll headbutt him in the stomach

T-magma 12. October 2008, 18:50

thats easy to say, a convict is an hardcore somebody who you can hardly handle. I think the best thing to do is to offer him money & make a deal with him cose the like deals.

Mr-Brightside 12. October 2008, 19:46



Nah, I’m a tricker.

I could back flip over him and make a run for the window =D

T-magma 12. October 2008, 20:12

Yo!! Indeed you'll be a great thricker if you can exibit what you just said perfectly. :rolleyes:

T-magma 13. October 2008, 22:29

Mr tricker a.k.a brightside are you gonna lop up mr convicts head if you got the chance?

Mr-Brightside 13. October 2008, 22:33


I probably couldn’t get over his head, but I am a pretty good tricker.

I’m in a freerun group called PKwired.

T-magma 14. October 2008, 04:41

Then why dont u show up ur talent? And did you get to drink extra energy booster to take a run in ur group?

Mr-Brightside 14. October 2008, 08:17

Eh?

T-magma 14. October 2008, 12:32

Thaz the prefix of all T.I's songs "eh! eh!" i thought you're a fan??

T-magma 6. November 2008, 07:43

Whats up Danni ?

ant22 29. December 2008, 08:56

oh dame thats messed up

T-magma 29. December 2008, 11:21

Xp How is it messed up?

GuiltyGear 10. April 2009, 06:09

funny stuff

T-magma 10. April 2009, 08:13

Yeah thanx :up:

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