MaGma Rocks. just call me mr. Rockstar

I hit D strings of a guitar like there aint no 2morrow . Hit me up Asap if u got problem with that Yo! I'm out

Escaped convict.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 good years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.....

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 good years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him up to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her and kisses her neck,then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "listen,this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. "if he wants sex,don't resist,don't complain, do what so ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous.If he gets angry,he'll kill us both. "Be strong,honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he was gay,thought you were cute, and ask me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Insane shots.Life's good.

Comments

Jaridiokenes Sunday, October 5, 2008 1:29:22 PM

That was very funny lol

lava_boi T-magma Sunday, October 5, 2008 1:39:58 PM

Thanx 4 pulling over to my page. I guess u have enough of fun packs to give me cose your avatar makes u look like a jester. party

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Sunday, October 5, 2008 8:39:15 PM

Thats a Good one yes

lava_boi T-magma Sunday, October 5, 2008 9:51:51 PM

Thanx alot, I know u will love it. Will u like 2 know what earlier happend 2 the man tied 2 the chair? left

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Sunday, October 5, 2008 10:36:27 PM

ummmm....Lets just keep it the way it is

lava_boi T-magma Sunday, October 5, 2008 10:57:44 PM

Thank God as u're not that curiuos.yes

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Sunday, October 5, 2008 11:11:09 PM

Indeed

lava_boi T-magma Sunday, October 5, 2008 11:36:41 PM

You just responded "indeed" as if you'r not death desperate 2 know about tha benjamins. U're just a cool guy handling catching many online fun. Whats the time there?

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Sunday, October 5, 2008 11:38:20 PM

Time? its like 7:30

lava_boi T-magma Sunday, October 5, 2008 11:51:28 PM

Is it am or pm? Cose here is 12:44 am what an interval

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Sunday, October 5, 2008 11:56:22 PM

pm

lava_boi T-magma Monday, October 6, 2008 12:05:38 AM

My country bunks yours in terms of time. From where are you chatting me? Dont be offended

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Monday, October 6, 2008 12:06:11 AM

Massachusetts

lava_boi T-magma Monday, October 6, 2008 12:36:06 AM

I could have describe u if only i saw your real picture in ur avatar but u cookied your self @ the back of that shadow that u used as avatar.

Jaridiokenes Monday, October 6, 2008 8:10:15 AM

You are wellcome Anthony. Without humour life would be unbearable boring...

bigsmile

lava_boi T-magma Monday, October 6, 2008 8:21:07 AM

Sucking boring it'll be,thats why we all have 2 got sense of humor 2 pass out time. idea

Space CowboyMr-Brightside Sunday, October 12, 2008 2:23:30 PM

Lol, is this your own work? It's good stuff bug

lava_boi T-magma Sunday, October 12, 2008 2:46:13 PM

I'm a punkass, I wish i can do better. nervous what'll be your one wish if you were that asshole tied to the chair??

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Sunday, October 12, 2008 4:16:14 PM

that my wife would hit the convict in the back of the head with a frying pan

lava_boi T-magma Sunday, October 12, 2008 5:42:14 PM

what of if your poor wife suites her self with the bolging in of an unwanted guest and can't dear to hit him with a common pillow huh?

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Sunday, October 12, 2008 6:41:30 PM

Then i'll get up and hit him with the chair, while its still attached to me, then while he's complaining about his leg, I'll headbutt him in the stomach

lava_boi T-magma Sunday, October 12, 2008 6:50:18 PM

thats easy to say, a convict is an hardcore somebody who you can hardly handle. I think the best thing to do is to offer him money & make a deal with him cose the like deals.

Space CowboyMr-Brightside Sunday, October 12, 2008 7:46:44 PM



Nah, I’m a tricker.

I could back flip over him and make a run for the window =D

lava_boi T-magma Sunday, October 12, 2008 8:12:20 PM

Yo!! Indeed you'll be a great thricker if you can exibit what you just said perfectly. rolleyes

lava_boi T-magma Monday, October 13, 2008 10:29:14 PM

Mr tricker a.k.a brightside are you gonna lop up mr convicts head if you got the chance?

Space CowboyMr-Brightside Monday, October 13, 2008 10:33:26 PM


I probably couldn’t get over his head, but I am a pretty good tricker.

I’m in a freerun group called PKwired.

lava_boi T-magma Tuesday, October 14, 2008 4:41:22 AM

Then why dont u show up ur talent? And did you get to drink extra energy booster to take a run in ur group?

Space CowboyMr-Brightside Tuesday, October 14, 2008 8:17:12 AM

Eh?

lava_boi T-magma Tuesday, October 14, 2008 12:32:57 PM

Thaz the prefix of all T.I's songs "eh! eh!" i thought you're a fan??

lava_boi T-magma Thursday, November 6, 2008 7:43:24 AM

Whats up Danni ?

anthonyant22 Monday, December 29, 2008 8:56:05 AM

oh dame thats messed up

lava_boi T-magma Monday, December 29, 2008 11:21:44 AM

Xp How is it messed up?

GR££/\/GuiltyGear Friday, April 10, 2009 6:09:53 AM

funny stuff

lava_boi T-magma Friday, April 10, 2009 8:13:16 AM

Yeah thanx up

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