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Monday, 6. October 2008, 17:15:31

A man has just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge ready to jump off, when he happend to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing on the river bank below.....

A man has just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge ready to jump off, when he happend to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing on the river bank below.
He thought, "life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.

He then walked down to the bank of the river to thank the little man for saving his god damn life.

"Thank you," he said. I was going to jump off that bridge and kill my self, but when i saw you dancing even though you have no arms, i changed my mind"
"Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the poor armless man replied bitterly....."my asshole itches, and i can't scratch it!". Sobbing.

Escaped convict.making your day hectic.

Comments

T-magma 6. October 2008, 17:32

He's disappointed by getting that reply from the armless man. :up:

cclark60 6. October 2008, 20:03

ah that made me chuckle

heisenberg16 17. October 2008, 08:42

i have poor imagination penguin penguin so what happens next ?

T-magma 17. October 2008, 09:56

It's better not 2 be told :zip: coz it has a tragic ending :cry: . Poor imagination doesn't mean you can't reckon something, now tell me, "what did guess happend next?" :right:

heisenberg16 18. October 2008, 16:33

well those guys helped each other?

T-magma 18. October 2008, 17:14

I dont think so, i think they brought to each other a mutual moment of sobbing.:cry:

muzikrocks 18. October 2008, 20:48

lol, that was a good one

T-magma 18. October 2008, 22:18

Thanx man.:hat:

muzikrocks 18. October 2008, 22:20

:yes: ur welcome

T-magma 18. October 2008, 23:05

Pls what time is it now?

muzikrocks 18. October 2008, 23:19

idk like 7:30 pm

T-magma 18. October 2008, 23:59

While here is 12:50 am. Our longitude highly varies.

T-magma 24. October 2008, 07:30

.....where did u go muzikrocks?

muzikrocks 25. October 2008, 16:07

Everywhere

T-magma 25. October 2008, 16:13

its been a while. let me quickly tot you up as a buddy b4 u disappear again :yes:

muzikrocks 2. November 2008, 13:57

:D

T-magma 2. November 2008, 19:05

I visited ur page, i dont know where to start commenting ....

muzikrocks 2. November 2008, 22:10

Start Everywhere

T-magma 3. November 2008, 00:19

You think im not gonna get damned if i start everywhere :idea: i dont wanna intrude .. :D

nedjmek 14. December 2008, 14:27

and then, back to the man
which man? you say

the one who needs the other the most.

then you say: they both do!!

and here is the heart of it, they both were saved by the other guy, the one on the bridge saved from death; the one down saved from his loneliness, solitude and the feeling of being useless even for himself.

life is often so stranige, but never unusual.

the old that is strong does not wither,
deep roots are not reached by the frost... JJR Tolkien

T-magma 14. December 2008, 17:44

Thanx. :up:
yes "deep roots are not reached by the frost" but i think the man at the rail way is under the auspices of the armless man. :idea:

Rootfive 3. January 2009, 06:04

What a pt Fuönny armless guy.Ùùthouígh he is not capable but it makeês me laugh.

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