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I hit D strings of a guitar like there aint no 2morrow . Hit me up Asap if u got problem with that Yo! I'm out

Life's good.

A man has just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge ready to jump off, when he happend to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing on the river bank below.....

A man has just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge ready to jump off, when he happend to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing on the river bank below.
He thought, "life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.

He then walked down to the bank of the river to thank the little man for saving his god damn life.

"Thank you," he said. I was going to jump off that bridge and kill my self, but when i saw you dancing even though you have no arms, i changed my mind"
"Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the poor armless man replied bitterly....."my asshole itches, and i can't scratch it!". Sobbing.

Escaped convict.making your day hectic.

Comments

lava_boi T-magma Monday, October 6, 2008 5:32:02 PM

He's disappointed by getting that reply from the armless man. up

Candicecclark60 Monday, October 6, 2008 8:03:51 PM

ah that made me chuckle

heisenberg16 Friday, October 17, 2008 8:42:54 AM

i have poor imagination penguin penguin so what happens next ?

lava_boi T-magma Friday, October 17, 2008 9:56:33 AM

It's better not 2 be told zip coz it has a tragic ending cry . Poor imagination doesn't mean you can't reckon something, now tell me, "what did guess happend next?" right

heisenberg16 Saturday, October 18, 2008 4:33:31 PM

well those guys helped each other?

lava_boi T-magma Saturday, October 18, 2008 5:14:31 PM

I dont think so, i think they brought to each other a mutual moment of sobbing.cry

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Saturday, October 18, 2008 8:48:59 PM

lol, that was a good one

lava_boi T-magma Saturday, October 18, 2008 10:18:54 PM

Thanx man.party

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Saturday, October 18, 2008 10:20:05 PM

yes ur welcome

lava_boi T-magma Saturday, October 18, 2008 11:05:41 PM

Pls what time is it now?

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Saturday, October 18, 2008 11:19:56 PM

idk like 7:30 pm

lava_boi T-magma Saturday, October 18, 2008 11:59:52 PM

While here is 12:50 am. Our longitude highly varies.

lava_boi T-magma Friday, October 24, 2008 7:30:58 AM

.....where did u go muzikrocks?

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Saturday, October 25, 2008 4:07:07 PM

Everywhere

lava_boi T-magma Saturday, October 25, 2008 4:13:19 PM

its been a while. let me quickly tot you up as a buddy b4 u disappear again yes

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Sunday, November 2, 2008 1:57:37 PM

bigsmile

lava_boi T-magma Sunday, November 2, 2008 7:05:33 PM

I visited ur page, i dont know where to start commenting ....

ニック(Nick in Japanese ^_^)muzikrocks Sunday, November 2, 2008 10:10:16 PM

Start Everywhere

lava_boi T-magma Monday, November 3, 2008 12:19:50 AM

You think im not gonna get damned if i start everywhere idea i dont wanna intrude .. bigsmile

nedjmek Sunday, December 14, 2008 2:27:41 PM

and then, back to the man
which man? you say

the one who needs the other the most.

then you say: they both do!!

and here is the heart of it, they both were saved by the other guy, the one on the bridge saved from death; the one down saved from his loneliness, solitude and the feeling of being useless even for himself.

life is often so stranige, but never unusual.

the old that is strong does not wither,
deep roots are not reached by the frost... JJR Tolkien

lava_boi T-magma Sunday, December 14, 2008 5:44:33 PM

Thanx. up
yes "deep roots are not reached by the frost" but i think the man at the rail way is under the auspices of the armless man. idea

RidwanRootfive Saturday, January 3, 2009 6:04:07 AM

What a pt Fuönny armless guy.Ùùthouígh he is not capable but it makeês me laugh.

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