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Sunday, February 7, 2010 8:40:42 PM
Top 10 Super Bowl Commercials We Won't See This Year
10. Snookie, the "Whateva, I just got punched in the face" girl from "Jersey Shore" as the new face for Head On, the headache medicine.
9. Angelina Jolie, Octomom and Bristol Palin partnering to make a PSA in support of any form of birth control ever created.
8. A Kanye West, Mel Gibson and Christian Bale spot about an up-and-coming "Think Before You Speak" Sesame Street special.
7. Britney Spears, Vanessa Hudgens, et al featured in the newest commercial for Hanes underwear.
6. Michael Phelps in a cool new ad for D.A.R.E.
5. Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers plug their newest line of all-natural skin care line, which can be found on QVC.
4. A five-second spot of the "Twilight" author Stephanie Meyer just apologizing over and over for what she's done.
3. A five-second spot of Tom Cruise in front of a white screen saying, "Seriously guys, I'm not gay."
2. Tiger Woods' sponsorship of Ashley Madison, the famed have-an-affair dating website.
1. Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien sharing the screen for a commercial spot, or anything else for that matter, in any way, shape or form, ever again.
