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Monday, 9. June 2008, 11:27:28
LJUDI, ZA SVE KOJE ZANIMA, NISAM ZIVA DOK MJI SE NE ZAVRSI OVAJ JEBENI JUN.
Pa, javicu se ako prezivim...
Pa, javicu se ako prezivim...
mmmmmmmm..........
Wednesday, 9. April 2008, 20:26:02
Everything you'll see below is nothing but the food.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
People, you are cows. Sad but true.
Sunday, 6. April 2008, 21:32:04
A team at Newcastle University announced yesterday that it had successfully generated “admixed embryos” by adding human DNA to empty cow eggs in the first experiment of its kind in Britain.
Their creation, however, has been opposed by some religious groups, particularly the Roman Catholic Church. Cardinal Keith O’Brien, the head of the Catholic Church in Scotland, described the work last month as “experiments of Frankenstein proportion”.
So, people, your future children could be cows… Or sheep … Or horses… This time, the embryo had died luckily but next time, who knows, it may survive… What will we do then? What kind of future we are waiting?
A piece of advice for Newcastle University: stop playing with human race. We want real human natural babies, not hybrids!
MI LUCHA / MOJA BORBA
Friday, 4. April 2008, 20:14:03
Saco de la tormenta una gran luz!
El juego desnudo de la verdad
cae sobre nariz
detrás de la máscara de circo.
La mirada por dentro rompe la línea
demasiado estrecha,
y no podéis entender que la Tierra
no es la única residencia de los vivos.
La hierba crece de la semilla mala
alrededor de los parques
cuyos bancos pudren
de lluvia y soledad.
Vosotros sabéis dónde es el borde.
Que pena…
Por eso, juego en contra-
cada vez saco de la tormenta
una luz inmensa!
T.R.
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Izvadim iz oluje jedan veliki odsjaj !
Gola igra istine
na nosu leži
ispod cirkusne maske.
Pogled vam iznutra
lomi vidikovu liniju,
suvise usku
da biste mogli shvatiti
da zemlja nije jedini svet živih.
Trava niče iz semena zla
po parkovima čije klupe
trule od kiše...
Vi znate šta je granica!
Kakva steta...
Zato igram protiv-
i svaki put iz oluje
izvucem ogromnu svetlost!
T.R.
El juego desnudo de la verdad
cae sobre nariz
detrás de la máscara de circo.
La mirada por dentro rompe la línea
demasiado estrecha,
y no podéis entender que la Tierra
no es la única residencia de los vivos.
La hierba crece de la semilla mala
alrededor de los parques
cuyos bancos pudren
de lluvia y soledad.
Vosotros sabéis dónde es el borde.
Que pena…
Por eso, juego en contra-
cada vez saco de la tormenta
una luz inmensa!
T.R.
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Izvadim iz oluje jedan veliki odsjaj !
Gola igra istine
na nosu leži
ispod cirkusne maske.
Pogled vam iznutra
lomi vidikovu liniju,
suvise usku
da biste mogli shvatiti
da zemlja nije jedini svet živih.
Trava niče iz semena zla
po parkovima čije klupe
trule od kiše...
Vi znate šta je granica!
Kakva steta...
Zato igram protiv-
i svaki put iz oluje
izvucem ogromnu svetlost!
T.R.
UPS! ...
Friday, 4. April 2008, 20:03:01
* Jedan Compaq tehničar primio je poziv od korisnika koji se žalio da njegov sistem neće da čita tekstualne datoteke sa njegovih starih disketa. Posle postepenog eliminisanja mogućih uzroka kao što su
magneti ili izvori toplote [kojima su diskete možda bile izložene], ustanovljeno je na kraju da je korisnik stavio nalepnice na diskete, a zatim uvukao diskete u pisacu mašinu i otkucao nazive na njima.
* Dell tehničar savetovao je mušteriju da stavi flopi disketu nazad u flopi drajv i da zatvori vrata. Ovaj je zamolio tehničara da sačeka, a onda se preko telefona čulo kako je ovaj spustio slušalicu, ustao
i otišao na drugi kraj sobe da zatvori vrata od sobe.
* Drugi Dell korisnik zvao je [tehnicku podršku] da se žali kako njegov kompjuter neće da pošalje fax. Posle 40 minuta telefonskog rešavanja problema, tehničar je shvatio da čovek drži dokument
ispred monitora i pritiska [mišem] dugme "send".
* Zbunjeni korisnik IBM računara imao je problem sa štampanjem dokumenata. Rekao je tehničaru IBM-a da mu kompjuter kaže da "ne vidi printer". Onda je takode pokušao da okrene monitor ka štampaču,
ali kompjuter ni tada nije mogao da "vidi" štampač.
* Jedna nova korisnica pozvala je Dell tehničku podršku i rekla da ne može da uključi svoj novi Dell kompjuter. Posle uveravanja da je kompjuter pravilno uključen na mrežno napajanje, tehničar je pitao
šta se desilo kada je pritisnula dugme na kome piše "Power". Njen odgovor je bio da pritiska i pritiska ovu nožnu pedalu ali da se ništa ne dešava. "Nožna pedala" bio je u stvari miš.
* Još jedna istinita priča iz Nowell-a. Halo, je li to tehnička podrška?
Da, kako vam mogu pomoći? Držac za čaše na mom PC-iju je polomljen a kompjuter je još pod
garancijom. Je l' se može popraviti? Izvinite, jeste li rekli: "držač za caše?"
Da, to je pričvršćeno na prednjoj strani mog kompjutera. Molim vas izvinite ako zvučim zbunjeno; to je zato što jesam zbunjen. Jeste li vi dobili taj deo na promociji, na sajmu? Kako
ste dobili taj "držač za čaše"? Ima li on neku oznaku na sebi? Dobila sam ga sa kompjuterom. Ne znam ništa o nekoj promociji. Od oznaka ima samo "4X" na sebi. U ovom trenutku tehničar je morao da prekrije slušalicu u napadu smeha. Ta osoba je koristila ladicu od CD-ROM drajva kao držač za
čaše i onda se ladica odlomila.
* Jedan IBM korisnik imao je problem sa instaliranjem softvera i zvao je podršku. Stavio sam u drajv prvi disk, i to je bilo OK. Onda je reklo da stavim drugi disk i bilo je nekih problema sa diskom. Kada je
reklo da stavim treći disk - nisam ga čak mogao ni ugurati... Ovaj tip nije shvatio da "Insert Disk 2" znači da se prvo izvadi disk 1.
*** Hope ***
Wednesday, 2. April 2008, 22:38:38
I'm sleeping with the autumn under the Sun,
dark forces surrounding my little dream,
no hope-everithing good has just gone
with cruel cool wind and ocean stream.
"Put your fear under my hat
and I'll keep it far away from you",
his eyes were sparkling with all he said
and mine still cold as he continued:
"Give me all of your foolish life,
all the emptiness of your bed,
be my Valentine, my dearest wife
and I'll paint your nights in red.
I wasn't crying but I do now,
drinking slowly the wine of rage,
as I answered "No" everything broke down
and still remains on the Devil's cage.
Hope passed away, Nothing is within me,
but I wait for him my heart to unlock
trying to run from life to flee
but in front of me there's a big rock.
So, we're still here-autumn and I
like two fairies small and brave,
sometimes I hear him passing by-
just keep quiet and listen to the wave...
dark forces surrounding my little dream,
no hope-everithing good has just gone
with cruel cool wind and ocean stream.
"Put your fear under my hat
and I'll keep it far away from you",
his eyes were sparkling with all he said
and mine still cold as he continued:
"Give me all of your foolish life,
all the emptiness of your bed,
be my Valentine, my dearest wife
and I'll paint your nights in red.
I wasn't crying but I do now,
drinking slowly the wine of rage,
as I answered "No" everything broke down
and still remains on the Devil's cage.
Hope passed away, Nothing is within me,
but I wait for him my heart to unlock
trying to run from life to flee
but in front of me there's a big rock.
So, we're still here-autumn and I
like two fairies small and brave,
sometimes I hear him passing by-
just keep quiet and listen to the wave...
WTF?
Monday, 31. March 2008, 22:30:43
People, I'm back. Hardly, actually, but back… Every time I go to my parents' I come back to Belgrade with half of nerves sold who knows for what.
Five days in constant arguing about money (sometimes I fell kind of guilty for being a student). My father drives insecure unidentified vehicle (looks like car… ), my mother works 50km far from the house for something her boss calls salary, my grandmother needs special (and expensive, of course) treatment at hospital, 25 year-old boyfriend doesn't have a damn clue how to start his personal independent life after eight years in useless job!
And I… I have to get my but out of this fucking ruined flat because I just DON'T have 300 € in my pocket! I'm forced to go to live in a place where I'll be tormented by hypocrisy, liars, jealousy, disorder and mentally diseased creatures!
Screw my studies! I just don't have a brain for everything!
After all, I have to vote for someone who is supposed to represent me and my country! What? What's that??? Three years I have rights to vote and now I just don't give a fuck! If life is a bitch, then I'm bitcher!
First give me some hidden attic for studying, appropriate costs at University and salary that will be enough for bread, salt and peace in my house. Till then, I'm going by my own! A few friends I care about and who care about me is more than a world.
And if I have to vote, ok. I vote for the thing I find daily best- BUREK! Cheap, delicious and mine till the end !
Five days in constant arguing about money (sometimes I fell kind of guilty for being a student). My father drives insecure unidentified vehicle (looks like car… ), my mother works 50km far from the house for something her boss calls salary, my grandmother needs special (and expensive, of course) treatment at hospital, 25 year-old boyfriend doesn't have a damn clue how to start his personal independent life after eight years in useless job!
And I… I have to get my but out of this fucking ruined flat because I just DON'T have 300 € in my pocket! I'm forced to go to live in a place where I'll be tormented by hypocrisy, liars, jealousy, disorder and mentally diseased creatures!
Screw my studies! I just don't have a brain for everything!
After all, I have to vote for someone who is supposed to represent me and my country! What? What's that??? Three years I have rights to vote and now I just don't give a fuck! If life is a bitch, then I'm bitcher!
First give me some hidden attic for studying, appropriate costs at University and salary that will be enough for bread, salt and peace in my house. Till then, I'm going by my own! A few friends I care about and who care about me is more than a world.
And if I have to vote, ok. I vote for the thing I find daily best- BUREK! Cheap, delicious and mine till the end !
S p r i i i i i i n g ! ! !
Monday, 24. March 2008, 20:51:58
*** SAY HELLO TO THE SPRING ***
*** DIGA HOLA A PRIMAVERA ***
*** DIS SALUT AU PRINTEMPS ***
*** DIGA HOLA A PRIMAVERA ***
*** DIS SALUT AU PRINTEMPS ***
How to win an award !!!
Sunday, 23. March 2008, 21:45:12
How to win an award and be well-known all over the world?
Some people knew, don´t be ignorant!
Darwins awards
* IN Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.
U Detroitu, 41-ogodisnji covek se udavio u pola metra dubokoj vodi, nakon sto je gurnuo glavu kroz 30 cm sirok kanalizacioni otvor, pokusavajuci da dohvati kljuceve od kola.
*49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned" when he accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run.
U San Francisku, 49-ogodisnji stokbroker je, za vreme svog svakodnevnog dzogiranja, zaokupljen mislima, "oddzogirao" sa 70 m visoke litice.
* Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed in Selbyville, Del, as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.
Februara, u Selbivilu, Del., Silvester Birdeli Junior (26) se ubio, nakon sto se sa prijateljem kladio da sme da gurne revolver sa 4 metaka u usta i povuce obarac. Dobio je opkladu.
* 3 Buxton, NC: A man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep hole he had dug into the sand caved in as he sat inside it. Beach-goers said Daniel Jones, 21, dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach on the outer banks, used their hands and shovels, trying to claw their way to Jones but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him while about 200 people looked on. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.
U Bakstounu, NC, covek se ugusio kada se 3 m duboka rupa, koju je sam iskopao na plazi, obrusila dok je sedeo u njoj. Prisutni tvrde da je pokojni Daniel Dzons (21) iskopao tu rupu da bi se zastitio od vetra, i da je sedeo u lezaljci na dnu, kada se srusila, zatrpavajuci ga sa metar i po peska. Ljudi su prvo pokusali da ga otkopaju rukama i lopatama, a kasnije su se ukljucili i radnici sa teskom opremom. Trebalo im je skoro sat vremena dok ga nisu otkopali, sto je gledalo oko 200 ljudi. Dzons je proglasen mrtvim u bolnici.
* (31 August 1995, Egypt) Six people drowned Monday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt. An 18 year old farmer was the first to descend into the 60-foot well. He drowned, apparently after an undercurrent in the water pulled him down, police said his sister and two brothers, none of whom could swim well, went in one by one to help him, but also drowned. Two elderly farmers then came to help. But they apparently were pulled by the same undercurrent. The bodies of the six were later pulled out of the well in the village of Nazlat Imara, 240 miles south of Cairo. The chicken was also pulled out. It survived.
U juznom Egiptu, sestoro ljudi se udavilo pokusavajuci da spasu kokosku koja je upala u 60 stopa dubok bunar. Prvi je srecu okusao 18-ogodisnji farmer, koji se udavio nakon sto su ga podvodne struje povukle na dno. Dalje su pokusali njegova sestra i dva brata. Oni su, jedan po jedan, ulazili u bunar i davili se jer niko od njih nije znao da pliva. Videvsi to, dva postarija farmera su pokusala da pomognu, ali je i njih povukla ista podzemna struja. Tela ovih 6 osoba su kasnije nadjena u Nazlatu, 240 milja juzno od Kaira. Kokoska je prezivela.
Some people knew, don´t be ignorant!
Darwins awards
* IN Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.
U Detroitu, 41-ogodisnji covek se udavio u pola metra dubokoj vodi, nakon sto je gurnuo glavu kroz 30 cm sirok kanalizacioni otvor, pokusavajuci da dohvati kljuceve od kola.
*49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned" when he accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run.
U San Francisku, 49-ogodisnji stokbroker je, za vreme svog svakodnevnog dzogiranja, zaokupljen mislima, "oddzogirao" sa 70 m visoke litice.
* Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed in Selbyville, Del, as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.
Februara, u Selbivilu, Del., Silvester Birdeli Junior (26) se ubio, nakon sto se sa prijateljem kladio da sme da gurne revolver sa 4 metaka u usta i povuce obarac. Dobio je opkladu.
* 3 Buxton, NC: A man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep hole he had dug into the sand caved in as he sat inside it. Beach-goers said Daniel Jones, 21, dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach on the outer banks, used their hands and shovels, trying to claw their way to Jones but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him while about 200 people looked on. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.
U Bakstounu, NC, covek se ugusio kada se 3 m duboka rupa, koju je sam iskopao na plazi, obrusila dok je sedeo u njoj. Prisutni tvrde da je pokojni Daniel Dzons (21) iskopao tu rupu da bi se zastitio od vetra, i da je sedeo u lezaljci na dnu, kada se srusila, zatrpavajuci ga sa metar i po peska. Ljudi su prvo pokusali da ga otkopaju rukama i lopatama, a kasnije su se ukljucili i radnici sa teskom opremom. Trebalo im je skoro sat vremena dok ga nisu otkopali, sto je gledalo oko 200 ljudi. Dzons je proglasen mrtvim u bolnici.
* (31 August 1995, Egypt) Six people drowned Monday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt. An 18 year old farmer was the first to descend into the 60-foot well. He drowned, apparently after an undercurrent in the water pulled him down, police said his sister and two brothers, none of whom could swim well, went in one by one to help him, but also drowned. Two elderly farmers then came to help. But they apparently were pulled by the same undercurrent. The bodies of the six were later pulled out of the well in the village of Nazlat Imara, 240 miles south of Cairo. The chicken was also pulled out. It survived.
U juznom Egiptu, sestoro ljudi se udavilo pokusavajuci da spasu kokosku koja je upala u 60 stopa dubok bunar. Prvi je srecu okusao 18-ogodisnji farmer, koji se udavio nakon sto su ga podvodne struje povukle na dno. Dalje su pokusali njegova sestra i dva brata. Oni su, jedan po jedan, ulazili u bunar i davili se jer niko od njih nije znao da pliva. Videvsi to, dva postarija farmera su pokusala da pomognu, ali je i njih povukla ista podzemna struja. Tela ovih 6 osoba su kasnije nadjena u Nazlatu, 240 milja juzno od Kaira. Kokoska je prezivela.
One way more to waste the time :)
Saturday, 22. March 2008, 00:37:38
If you don't know how to waste:) your time, I recommend playing this game.
You have to write a few favorite things, beginning from letter A.
A- Alexandar. Always at the beginning. The source of my strenght , sense and inspiration.
B- belief in myself.
C- colors. As versatile as possible.
D- Dijana. My sister. My other me.
Darko=friend. Inseparable words.
E- earrings. Crazy about them. Some people like drugs, the other tipples, cigars… And I- earrings…
F- February. My month.
G- guitar. I don't have to know how to play it. Just listen…
H- Havana… Some day, I'm sure…
I- inspiration. In the morning, in coffee, in eyes, at the corner, everywhere…
J- justice. For all.
K- kingdom of my own.
L- LIFE! AT THE TOP OF EVERY VALUABLE THINGS WE HAVE.
M- music. While sleeping, eating, learning, making love, running, smiling, crying…
N- night. Thousands of hidden stories behind the walls…
O- optimism!
P- pillow. Oh, God, what sort of things it has heard!
Q- questions. My head is always full of them. I'm such a nark.
R- runaway. From duplicity, stupidity and other common things like that.
S- star. Shines, shows the way, keeps silence…
T- thanks. To someone archaism, to other neologism, to me it's simply magic word.
U- unbeaten!
V- valley. Green, wide, with no borders.
W- word.
X- XXX ( just kidding. Can't find appropriate word )
Y- yeah…
yearning …
Z- zippy.
You have to write a few favorite things, beginning from letter A.
A- Alexandar. Always at the beginning. The source of my strenght , sense and inspiration.
B- belief in myself.
C- colors. As versatile as possible.
D- Dijana. My sister. My other me.
Darko=friend. Inseparable words.
E- earrings. Crazy about them. Some people like drugs, the other tipples, cigars… And I- earrings…
F- February. My month.
G- guitar. I don't have to know how to play it. Just listen…
H- Havana… Some day, I'm sure…
I- inspiration. In the morning, in coffee, in eyes, at the corner, everywhere…
J- justice. For all.
K- kingdom of my own.
L- LIFE! AT THE TOP OF EVERY VALUABLE THINGS WE HAVE.
M- music. While sleeping, eating, learning, making love, running, smiling, crying…
N- night. Thousands of hidden stories behind the walls…
O- optimism!
P- pillow. Oh, God, what sort of things it has heard!
Q- questions. My head is always full of them. I'm such a nark.
R- runaway. From duplicity, stupidity and other common things like that.
S- star. Shines, shows the way, keeps silence…
T- thanks. To someone archaism, to other neologism, to me it's simply magic word.
U- unbeaten!
V- valley. Green, wide, with no borders.
W- word.
X- XXX ( just kidding. Can't find appropriate word )
Y- yeah…
yearning …
Z- zippy.
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Took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind,left my body laying somewhere in the sands of time...
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