The love of my life

Have you ever imagined life without her? You know living life without that special someone that makes every experience worthwhile. I have'nt and most definitely won't.
It all started on that faithful day,i was sitted in the pub having a few beers with flashbacks of several failed relationships i have had to go with it. I have been with all varieties,the creme dela creme of this distinct world,but none seems to tickle my fancy as i thought they would. So i thought of calling it a night and was about requesting for the cheque,but stopped with my mouth ajar when i beheld the greatest sight of my life. She walked towards me smiling at me even more with each step she takes. Wow!!! I have never seen anyone look so good in red. She sat next to me and that was the begining of a new dawn in my life,my rebirth.
Ever since she walked into my life with her multi server handler endowed with multiple search engines and social networking capabilities,i have never re-visited a cyber cafe or gone to bed early. I stay up late chatting and searching the web with her as my companion and guide. My service providers try to come between us but she is just too sleek and quick for them. We are lockdown in love just as Kanye west is. Prior to this time,i spend hours driving for miles to access the goodies of the World wide web and end up dissapointed and frustrated due to the terrible power condition in my country as well as server problems with the connection,but all that is history today because my new found love has reduced such dissapointments to its greatest minimal. My access to the world has now been granted by just a click on my mobile all thanks to my heart throb.
Are you wondering who this damsel in red i speak so well of is? Stop wondering,she is'nt a hollywood star or a great presenter on T.v,meaning she is'nt Oprah. Am refering to the greatest of them all,My Opera mini 4.2 browser software. I love you Opera and nothing can get between us. Sorry Oprah.