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Helena Theresa Ramon y Ramirez de la Santa Bianca Madonna. a.k.a T-Bug. a.k.a Tessa

Helena Theresa Ramon y Ramirez de la Santa Bianca Madonna. a.k.a T-Bug. a.k.a Tessa

  • Age: 46
  • Sex: Female
  • Occupation: Builder. I jest not. update: As of 11/09-retired
  • Member since: Apr 2009
  • Wii friend code: I have no REAL friends, just a
  • ICQ ICQ= I Crave Quietude
  • IRC IRC = I`m Really Cool
  • MSN MSN Many Sleepless Nights
  • Yahoo!: tbug007 [at] ymail.com
  • AOL: Assholes On Line
  • Jabber: Wocky
  • Skype Yourself and see how you like it
  • Login status: Offline

About me

I am yin and yang. A study in contradictions. I am erudite and ignorant, obsequeous and independent, garrulous and quiet, amiable and pugnacious, ludicrous and serious, generous and avaricious, honest and mendacious, mercurial and placid, philanthropic and greedy, stoned and sober, cosmopolitan and provincial, crazy and sane, profound and shallow, brave and afraid, horny and frigid, hyper and lethargic, a lady and a ho`. Evidently fond of writing about myself and antonyms.

My work

Construction, Catering, and Escot. Used to work for Enron, Blackwater, Halliburton and was an intern for Bernie "Papa Smurf" Madoff.

Fast facts

  • At the movies I like to see:Films made anywhere but Hollywood. Yuck.
  • Last movie seen:I Was An Adventuress.
  • Music I listen to:Depends on what Im doing. Love Stevie Ray Vaughn, Black Uhuru, Iné Kamoze, Morcheeba, Keith Jarret, Little Feat, Zappa, Glen Miller, Paul Brady, Gregory Isaacs, Ricki Lee Jones, White Stripes, Big Audio Dynamite, Steve Forbert, Tom Waits, Marc Cohen, Ser
  • Best album right now:I am so not caught up on what those crazy kids are listening to today. The last album I bought was either Moorcheba-Big Calm or Black Uhuru-Anthem.
  • Favorite author:Ehrdrich, Marquez, Borges, London, Dahl, O`Henry, Leonard, Dickens, Mosley. Etc.
  • Last book read:Isabelle Allende
  • Best game right now:Strip poker
  • Favorite sports team:Yankees
  • I'm passionate about:apricot fruit roll ups
  • I wish I could:eat them all day.
  • Favorite travel destination:Good girls go to Heaven, but bad girls go everywhere.
  • On my vacation I..:Still dont relax
  • If I won 1 million dollars, I would:dress better.
  • If I were a super hero I would:make all those deadbeats that owe me money ante up.
  • Fashion I rather not see again:chastity belts and cod pieces.
  • My worst purchase ever:Dr. Kevorkians suicide kit.
  • I want my coffee..:early and often
  • Food I like:anything but liver and veal (Saw a veal calf at the New Jersey State Fair and it near about broke my heart).
  • I don't like:cruelty
  • Software I use:I dont. Im doing this on my bell phone
  • Hardware I use:see above
  • I discovered My Opera from:Mozart and Orff