Ranting in the dark

Ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to the disclaimer. That's right, the disclaimer. This highly overestimated and unnecessary sticky post that should cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm, from the blogs that might actually make you think. Or well .. most likely not, but still.. And will also insult your intelligence at the same time. Any feeling that statements written here are directed personally towards you, or anyone in practicular, are an apparent sign you're not reading the right blog.

So - protect your family. This blog contains explicit depictions of things which might be real, or fantasy, or false, or stolen, including the current disclaimer. These things are commonly known as someone else's (not yours) depiction of life.

So, if it sounds sarcastic - and it will - don't take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, do not try this at home or at all. And if it offends you, just don't bloody read it.