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STICKY POST

Disclaimer

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Ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to the disclaimer. That's right, the disclaimer. This highly overestimated and unnecessary sticky post that should cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm, from the blogs that might actually make you think. Or well .. most likely not, but still.. And will also insult your intelligence at the same time. Any feeling that statements written here are directed personally towards you, or anyone in practicular, are an apparent sign you're not reading the right blog.

So - protect your family. This blog contains explicit depictions of things which might be real, or fantasy, or false, or stolen, including the current disclaimer. These things are commonly known as someone else's (not yours) depiction of life.

So, if it sounds sarcastic - and it will - don't take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, do not try this at home or at all. And if it offends you, just don't bloody read it.

Never

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Never say never.

Fuck this shit. I solemnly vow:

To never brood again. To have life as it is. To have defeat as a fucking digestive, bitter but yet refreshing. Clearing your mind and bringing you down to earth. Flying high is a tough drop, is it not?

To never be gloomy again, for I am not an emo freak.

To never have to suck it up again, for I am not one that ignores reality.

To enjoy, lo live, to shape a reality of my own. To control, twist, enlighten, support, degrade, help, screw over, embezzle, to model the world of my liking. To cancel, crush, force, ask, demand, gain and stabilize - my life. Out of it, out of the crowd around, out of the masses. Out of the weak and out of the strong alike.

They keep telling me war is the answer
It's a disease of the spirit
It's more than just cancer
It runs through the blood deeply
These cowards are sneaky
They try 'n keep me quiet from starting a riot
I try to be silent
The solution is violence
Couldn't see it any other way
Bust a shot, one time for my run-away

Going in the real, old, deep jungle. /away

Never!

Sucky posts

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Ok. It's seriously not funny anymore.

+1 posts suck. Great. So you just agreed with something stated above and you had absolutely nothing fucking useful to say about it? Wow! That makes a friggin' good point and makes me care about your "opinion". What are you - totally incapable of even stating why you agree? Lazy? Seriously - what the hell is it? Why the torrential downpour of stupidity? If you think you're being cool like that - I'll be kind enough to enlighten you - you're bloody damn annoying.

"First!!!", "Second!!11oneoneeleven" posts also suck. They're the avatar of suckyness. It's like wearing a T-shirt stating how much you and the rest of your corrupted seed suck. It's trolling on crack - you think you're oh-so-damn-awesome that you spend your life refreshing a stupid page online. Massively impressive - I'm sure mommy's gonna be proud of ya.

Fuck this - I will write a simple script that will follow pages and post "OMG<First!!oneoneforty-two" on every god-forsaken blog or forum you follow so you can see how it's like. I'll always win. Pure pwnage, with the awesome power of computers and Python. At least *I* will try to be smart about it.

Fuck That Shit

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This is a clear and explicit copy of an XKCD comic. If it's not right for it being on my blog post, I'll gladly take off any reference and substitute it with something articulate that would come out of my mind at that time.

But I could not agree more and I coudn't put it as strikingly summarised as that. So I'll allow myself the freedom to put that image here nevertheless. It's not cross-sited, but linked to the correct place instead.



Kudos for that one.

Sorry for your lack of confidence

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No, first of all - you're not really sorry. Next and most important - your English is not bad. If you managed to type "Sorry for my bad English" correctly, you can probably manage to type a lot of other really simple shit correctly. Your problem is not your English. Your problem is that you feel like you're posting in the wrong place.

No, there's nothing wrong with your English. You've no idea what abominations of that language I've beared with. If Shakespeare was alive, he'd shoot himself in the head after hearing some of the disasters people can produce. Although I'd really like to smash them in the face for it - I can't. It's normal. English sucks. It's messy and complicated in ways people woudn't expect. It's not casts and times and forms, because there are languages where that is somehting that is a total nightmare. It just lacks consistency.

The last thing you need to do is apologise. I don't care. Most people don't. If you coudn't express it properly - there's nothing none of us can do, even if you are sorry. Most people won't even bother to read down to the point where it says "sorry". It's meaningless and on top of that useless. Drop it already.

And good god - when you keep doing it, what do you think you're accomplishihng? Stating that for months and months you didn't give a damn to try to concentrate a little and learn the total grand number of 200 words it takes to write properly? What kind of a lazy-ass bum statement are you making for yourself? Your chance is lost forever at that point, people start ignoring you on nickname basis.

90% of the time I do anything on the internet I use the virtually-evolved bum-English that most of the people use. You cannot do the same? Why - are you damaged in some special way we should know about?

Now - take care of it and l2type.