Darth Vader's bLog

Sorry that my english speaking friends and fans will not understand this but I cannot translate this - its sow slank and its caver version of one bulgarian country soung. Sorry that I cant translate it.
TRANSLATION IS DOWN ..




Still I'll try to translate but ...

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Title: Darth Vader to Yoda had been speaking ..
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Darth Vader to Yoda had been speaking ..
Yoda hey Yoda the green one...
Yoda hey Yoda the natty one...
Yoda hey Yoda the nice looking one...

open the light saber Frengia (old kind of sword)
give it to Luke Skywalker young jedy one...

Han Solo in the Space had been flying
with Djaba dirty money had been swapping...
The Chubaka became angry, angry and furious
and to Princes Lea dirty words started speaking...
Sebulba with Anakin had been fighting...
electrical sledge had been driving...
And The Emperor on a high porches had been sitting..
Had been sittiiiiing and words to Darth Vader had been sending...
Ou Vader the old jedyiooooo,
Get drop out from the Dark Site of The Forse...
(Just a moment the end is coming)

Darth Vader when heart this words terrifying ones...
fine tears starts trickling...
open the light saber Frengiaaaaaa
and in his hard stab himself...
in his hard still in his lung...

yeee...
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I layed down lafing laughting ...
But this was in private you know I can't laf laught in front of my solgers and If this old dummy man The Emperor see me I'll eat some lithening in my ass. So don't tell them

Yes, yes, I'll getcha ..

Darth Vader has been learning English for some months and he tried to improve his skills by starting a new personal log.

Vader knew Galactic common language but he has had been in contact with new potential sith from one unknown galaxy and now he is trying to learn her language. It is important to become close to her. To understand her mind better, to explain to her the real beauty of the Dark Site.

May be this apprentice will be the next Luke, may be this one will give him so wanted power to role rule the Galaxy.

Questions, questions, questions, so many questions, so many unknowns ...

" ... Mysterious is the Dark Site ..." - He heard this words like was yesterday


To be continued ...

To my readers:

Any comment about my English skill will be appreciated! Please correct me! I need to improve my skills with The POWER!