Did you know that i am a Bot ?

Once upon a time there was a girl... Who's actually a Bot bigsmile


That would be a nice intro for a scientific modern book, but I had a good laugh ,because I had to experience it online in OperaNet p So here it's the beginning of the story.

A little guy pete joins #myopera
-> pete has joined myopera
<pete> hi
<Eve> hey
<Eve> did you know that you can be in 2 channels at the same time ?
<pete> yeah
<pete> i was fellin congested there
<pete> too many ppl
<pete> this room seems empty
<Eve> yes we should ask LarsKL to make that "room" larger smile))))
<Eve> lol
<pete> so how old r u?
<Eve> 20
<pete> kk
<pete> r u a gal
<pete> ??
<pete> or a guy??
<Eve> bigsmile
<Eve> Eve= Eva
<Eve> have you heard of that one ?
<pete> no
<Eve> or Hwava ?
<pete> so u're a gal
<pete> no
<Eve> sort of p
<Eve> yes
<pete> wat did u mean by sort off
<pete> ??
<pete> oh no
<pete> !!!
*pete is shocked*
<Eve> i am shocked myself but c'est la vie bigsmile
<pete> no
<pete> wat do u mean by sort off
<pete> clear the doubt
<pete> !!??
-> phoenix has joined myopera
<Eve> lol
<Eve> it means i am
<Eve> hi son
* pete wants u to clear his doubt *
<pete> kk
<pete> i think i got it
<phoenix> hello mom
<pete> eve
<pete> is pheonix u're son
<pete> in real
<phoenix> why not?
<pete> no
<pete> just askin
<pete> cause she is
<pete> 20
<pete> so indirectly
<phoenix> so
<pete> u r less than 10
<phoenix> :|
<pete> or r u adopted
<pete> ??
<Eve> :|
<phoenix> you are too rude
<Eve> it was even rude to ask if i am girl or boy
<Eve> but i am getting used to it
<pete> kk
<pete> wateva
<pete> just curios
<pete> if it hurts ur're sentiments i'm srry
<Eve> lol i am jk pete bigsmile
* pete feels there is somethin fishy goin on *
<pete> listen
<pete> bye
<phoenix> bigsmile
<pete> kk
<phoenix> bigsmile
<pete> wateva
<pete> eve
<pete> how come u're online on every singlre chat room
<pete> ??
<phoenix> yes
<Eve> pete: you can also be there, i told you. No need to leave the room if you want to join another one
<pete> no
<phoenix> mooooooom
<pete> how can u talk on all the possible rooms
<Eve> pete: because i can
<pete> kk
<pete> i think u're a comp
<pete> not a person in real
<phoenix> you are not wrong fully pete
<phoenix> most of us are androids
<GODJonez> you called me?
<phoenix> bigsmile
<phoenix> hehehe
<pete> kk
<pete> so u'll are comps
<pete> that is so lame
<Eve> hahaha
<phoenix> why? computer is superior to human being
<pete> no it
<pete> isn't
<Eve> yeah i am not
<pete> we humans are more superior
<GODJonez> you can't even talk in multiple IRC channels at a same time, meh
<phoenix> hehehe
<- pete has left myopera

After leaving the channel, here he joins my channel where i was present, of course !
-> pete has joined hope
<pete> hi
<ulmo> hi pete
<pete> hi ulmo
<pete> how's life
<pete> ??
<ulmo> no problem so far
<pete> kk
<pete> so r u the admin of this room
<pete> ??
<ulmo> nope..
<teekay> hi pete
<pete> hi
<pete> teekay
<stefanel> smile)
<pete> where u frm
<pete> ??
<Eve> hey pete !
<Eve> smile
<Eve> you're here too
<pete> listen
<pete> ppl
<pete> i need to ask a question
<ulmo> it is totally complex..
<pete> is EVE 4 real
<pete> or is it a comp
<Howard> eve is a bot bigsmile
<Raj> lol
<Eve> haha
<teekay> pete zim
<ulmo> pete:.. for real..
<stefanel> it's Eve ... the dudette
<pete> no really guys
<stefanel> bigsmile
<teekay> ask
<pete> she online in all the chat rooms
<ulmo> she is for real .. pete
<pete> and ahes a shemale
<Raj> She is real pete
<ersi> we have to vote on this one pete.. we are not sure
<ulmo> XD
<stefanel> lol
<pete> actually
<pete> i think most of the ppl here r comps
<Eve> no pete
<stefanel> who's the boss of bots
<stefanel> o
<Eve> me me me
<ulmo> the terminator
<pete> told u
<pete> she is a bot
<Ar> bigsmile
<Eve> bigsmile
<Ar> xD
<ulmo> but then I must say...Eve is a very nice looking bot..
<pete> so even Ar is a bot
<teekay> cumon pete du think we can worste time on that
<stefanel> ohhhhhh
<Eve> hehe ulmo
<pete> kk
<pete> bye now
<teekay> yaa eve is a bot
<pete> gotta find an unbotted room
<ulmo> bye pete
<ulmo> hahahhahaahahha
<stefanel> smile)
<Eve> lol pete
<ulmo> good luck.. or try.. #care
<- pete has left hope

Then he decided to join a friend's channel #abc
-> pete has joined #abc
<b0t> yo!
<pete> a saffa
<Saffa> hi pete
<pete> wat's u're opinoin bout EVE
<pete> ??
<Saffa> why?
<pete> isshe an aneroid
<pete> ??
<Saffa> what is an aneroid?
<pete> a comp which gives atoumatic answers
<Saffa> no she is not
<pete> i think she is
<Saffa> well she isn't
<pete> do u know her in person??
<Saffa> i know her for over a year. i have not personally met her. but she has a blog and pictures and all that
<pete> kk
<pete> wateva
<pete> cause she acts like
<pete> 1
<pete> and she says that she's a uhm...
<Saffa> hm?
<pete> (shemale)
<pete> yeah
<pete> she did
<pete> and she has a son

:O But of course i am not and the drama ends here, because it was useless to convince pete that there are people who can type fast and can be in more than 1 channel on IRC. smile

Happy Easter to everyone !!!If only...

Comments

turus Friday, May 8, 2009 5:08:56 PM

bigsmile

Riteshriteshs Friday, May 8, 2009 11:47:41 PM

oh so now bots can blog too bigsmile

Riteshriteshs Friday, May 8, 2009 11:47:43 PM

oh so now bots can blog too bigsmile

EveTheEve Saturday, May 9, 2009 12:43:01 AM

aha p Artificial intelligence rocks eek

turus Saturday, May 9, 2009 1:38:30 AM

blog is web, bots live on web
i wonder if a bot can have feelings

sorinste-ven Sunday, May 10, 2009 6:31:25 AM

bigsmile up

pssst take care, don't overload the circuits p

ersi Monday, May 11, 2009 9:18:52 AM

Hi, Eve, a good post about how people may think of functioning of bots lol

Here's another example of botty behaviour in picture, if I may
http://files.myopera.com/ersi/files/ClipboardEve.png

EveTheEve Monday, May 11, 2009 1:22:09 PM

Looool that's my smiley art yikes not a bot behaving cry

jonpar Monday, May 11, 2009 1:28:47 PM

yep, i do the same on blog, though i'm a non-bot, definitely bigsmile

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Hossainhomako Tuesday, May 12, 2009 7:37:40 PM

well honestly saying sometimes i think same as poor pete did ... if you'r a bot Eve pleasssssssssssssse give me the source script of yours p bigsmile

sorinste-ven Tuesday, May 12, 2009 7:48:31 PM

you want to be a female-bot ? eek no @homako

EveTheEve Tuesday, May 12, 2009 7:49:05 PM

lol if you really think i am bot then you better ask the developer for the script whistle i wonder who could that be myself ( maybe mom and dad bigsmile )

sorinste-ven Tuesday, May 12, 2009 7:52:47 PM

wink

Hossainhomako Tuesday, May 12, 2009 7:53:52 PM

oh no ste-ven i want to manipulate script bigsmile devil
and hey i know one of developers Eve ... i'll ask her about source codes p

EveTheEve Tuesday, May 12, 2009 7:58:24 PM

good then bigsmile i wonder what would her reaction be like lol

Hossainhomako Tuesday, May 12, 2009 8:12:07 PM

i wonder too ... maybe something like "access denied" and a painful kick ? p

sorinste-ven Tuesday, May 12, 2009 8:24:30 PM

are you Pete like homako ? he was a beginner, a kid lost in an unfamiliar world....he is like in need of help smile

EveTheEve Tuesday, May 12, 2009 8:24:37 PM

yikes we'll see

sorinste-ven Tuesday, May 12, 2009 8:39:40 PM

i liked Pete, and you too Eve smile
..may be we should adopt homako, if he behaves smile

Hossainhomako Wednesday, May 13, 2009 7:54:04 PM

hmmm ... i'm afraid i'm too old to be adopted by you
ste-ven p .

sorinste-ven Wednesday, May 13, 2009 8:11:18 PM

then you're too old to be Pete @homako bigsmile

ɥʇɐǝp ɟo ssǝɔuıɹdprincessofdeath Sunday, May 17, 2009 8:53:57 AM

I haven't been on the IRC for some time now. p

EveTheEve Sunday, May 17, 2009 1:16:51 PM

which network ? were you?

ɥʇɐǝp ɟo ssǝɔuıɹdprincessofdeath Sunday, May 17, 2009 4:17:42 PM

depends... sometimes on IRChighway.net or on opera chat. Either way.. it's been months since I last logged on.

EveTheEve Sunday, May 17, 2009 5:02:36 PM

oh i see, well you seldom meet people from Philippines in opera's chat smile

jonpar Sunday, May 17, 2009 11:32:08 PM

left i don't know why we haven't such a community in our language !

ɥʇɐǝp ɟo ssǝɔuıɹdprincessofdeath Tuesday, May 19, 2009 12:37:32 PM

Hahaha.. I RARELY meet people from the Philippines in IRC. lol

It's not that... it's just everytime I'm there its either there is no productive conversation... or I don't know what the are talking about (like super advance techie stuff).

jonpar Tuesday, May 19, 2009 4:03:16 PM

bigsmile

turus Wednesday, May 20, 2009 12:52:34 AM

It's good for fast information exchange !

Mahmoud Egyptian-King Monday, June 15, 2009 1:22:36 AM

lol There is many wierdos in opera, Most of them are in lounge and i think you understand that bigsmile

haha, if you're a bot , you're a beautiful bot then smile bigsmile

EveTheEve Monday, June 15, 2009 6:44:28 AM

thank you bigsmile

EveTheEve Friday, November 20, 2009 7:17:56 AM

bot = roBOT p
i'm glad you liked it @lunta

sorinste-ven Friday, June 18, 2010 3:28:44 PM

lol lol wow, one year later from the date of the post smile
VERY cute ! It could be published as a "short story" (in ro = nuvela, proza scurta) somewhere, like in a newspaper.....you should try to write more Eve smile.
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