The one with all the cows.

That is right.

I R teh well Black Cat.

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...You heard me. I've just finished watching the Animé series "Black Cat" (No thanks to constant YouTube flaggers... and I have decided that the main character, Train Heartnet, is completely based on me. Read on to see all the shocking similarities.

1. I has similar hair! ZOMG
Well, maybe not, but I have brown hair which is kinda long... And he does... kind of... I promise it gets better.

2.I liek catzors!

Yes indeedy. I currently have two cats, and have had four more in the past. Not at the same time. Plus, four of them have been black. BLACK CATS!
3. I liekzors milk!

Every day, I drink at least 2 pints of milk. I don't do it because I want lots of calcium or anything like that, it's just the nicest drink in the entire world ever. Even better than J20. Maybe.
4. I R well accurate PWN nub.
On TimeSplitters, I can usually headshot enemies with a pistol if they can't do so with a sniper rifle! In Red Steel's multiplayer, I laugh at people hiding behind railings as I shoot BETWEEN the railings. And we all know shooting in games is harder than shooting in real life.

I R well faszt
Okay, that one's just a lie.

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Comments

The Last SheikahTheLastSheikah Saturday, March 31, 2007 4:37:37 PM

I keep trying to fix that BBCode, but it isn't doing anything... it should work... Meh.

Ace Jon Friday, April 6, 2007 8:32:42 PM

Mmmm, pistol-headshotting and milk...

I have 'bout that much milk, too. Milk is awesome.

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