The Last Sheikah

Join the Ditto rights movement!

Sunday, May 13, 2007 8:44:56 AM

Every year, thousands of Dittos all around the world are captured, put into confined spaces, and forced to breed for their owner's personal gain, and then, the babies are used to fight each other! What evil is this? It can only be.... Pokémon.

As this image indicates, Ditto is a Pokémon with unique qualities: It can make itself into any shape the other Pokémon finds attractive, and clone that Pokémon after sexual intercourse. Many so called "Pokémon trainers" take advantage of Ditto's powers, mentally scarring it forever.

The typical cycle of forced sex goes like this:

1. The Pokémon trainer catches the Ditto, after hitting and beating it up, and then forces into a tiny space, where it will live for the rest of its life.

2. The Pokémon trainer takes the Ditto to a so called "Pokémon Day Care Centre" which is actually a front for a Pokémon prostitution service.

3. The Ditto is forced into having sex with another Pokémon here, and then, have a child.

4. And guess what these children are used for? ILLEGAL FIGHTS! Well... not really illegal...[/size=1]

5. However, after becoming a parent, the Ditto is rarely freed. It is usually used for the rest of its life, and as we know with Pokémon, they just don't die.

Do something amazing. Free a Ditto.

Website possibly coming soon. Thanks to Ace Jon for starting all this.

Pokemans, Pokémon, PKMN, Pikmin. Wait, that's not right... I feel like writing something.

Comments

seaempty # Tuesday, June 5, 2007 12:20:16 PM

My Ditto likes breeding. He's always smiling, and loves the attention.

He's a stud.

Pikachu Electronkawaiipikachu # Saturday, October 6, 2007 2:51:08 AM

I never forced any of my ditto's into breeding :-(

ELIJAH B.CHAOSDRAGON88 # Thursday, March 6, 2008 6:48:04 PM

Ditto is a free spirit who wants to live life as it sees fit so if it wants to stay in a brothel like establishment and partake in said activities for the rest of its life, it will.