Ode to ServiceCenter
Tuesday, 30. October 2007, 17:06:11
Today I had a wonderful day working with Peregrine ServiceCenter with a total of 8 crashes resulting in me spending probably an hour on redoing what I already had done but had not had time to save, as if this isn't enough it also have an endless amount of bugs and quirks that make life a pain for those of us unfortunate enough to have to work with it.
Being somewhat fed up with the crashes today I sent out a internal mail to the collegues working in the same team as I do, asking if anyone else had experienced an unusual amount problems with it today. In the mail I refered to Service Center as "the piece of crap code called service center" I also expressed my feelings about how it's crashes affected my productivity. The result of the mail was that one of my bosses gave me a scolding for sending out such a negative mail to the team. Negative?
Hah!
This is how ServiceCenter really should be described:
ServiceCenter you are nothing but a peice of shite,
a pice of shite that makes Windows ME seem like a marvel.
ServiceCenter you are the ultimate example of poor coding.
ServiceCenter you are supposedly a stable release,
in truth you are nothing but a bug riddled pre alpha release.
ServiceCenter you are beyond doubt a reeking mass of noob coding.
ServiceCenter
ServiceCenter
ServiceCenter, you manure heap of scripting.
ServiceCenter in you the most amatuerish bug tester can reproduce more crashes and bugs,
than an entire army of pro's can do with everything ever coming from Microsoft combined.
No! I am not being negative, I am merely a bearer of uncomfortable truths.
Being somewhat fed up with the crashes today I sent out a internal mail to the collegues working in the same team as I do, asking if anyone else had experienced an unusual amount problems with it today. In the mail I refered to Service Center as "the piece of crap code called service center" I also expressed my feelings about how it's crashes affected my productivity. The result of the mail was that one of my bosses gave me a scolding for sending out such a negative mail to the team. Negative?
Hah!
This is how ServiceCenter really should be described:
ServiceCenter you are nothing but a peice of shite,
a pice of shite that makes Windows ME seem like a marvel.
ServiceCenter you are the ultimate example of poor coding.
ServiceCenter you are supposedly a stable release,
in truth you are nothing but a bug riddled pre alpha release.
ServiceCenter you are beyond doubt a reeking mass of noob coding.
ServiceCenter
ServiceCenter
ServiceCenter, you manure heap of scripting.
ServiceCenter in you the most amatuerish bug tester can reproduce more crashes and bugs,
than an entire army of pro's can do with everything ever coming from Microsoft combined.
No! I am not being negative, I am merely a bearer of uncomfortable truths.
WIDGETIZE
Rapunzel # 30. October 2007, 18:04
Succinct.
Perhaps next time you could waste some more company time by phrasing your negative responses a more positive way.
Followed up by a cold beer and a hot shower no doubt.
Watch out they'll have you doing team building exercises before brekky.