“He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they dare not realise.” - Oscar Wilde

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both Disappear
at night.



Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

A: Because they are tired of using their own.



Q: What's common between men and video?

A: Both go

backward...forward. backward.

..forward. backward. ....forward. .. stop and eject.



Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it

doesn't come means you are in big trouble.



Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?

A: A Teabag





7 qualities to be a perfect wife:

Beautiful,

Responsible

Energetic

Adorable

Sweet

Truthful and

Self-Organized.

In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S



Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?

A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.



Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?

A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby

looks like the neighbour,

then it is sociology.



Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?

Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.



Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?

Answer:

The boy's hand.



Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.

Tarzan asked "Why"? The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front".