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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 3:03:50 AM

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Truly tastless jokes

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DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 3:05:58 AM

Lucy: Would you care to join me in a cup of tea?
Larry: Do you really think there's enough room for the two of us?

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 3:08:14 AM

Little Girl: I'm thirsty.
Little Boy: I'm Friday, come over Saturday, and we'll have a sundae.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 3:09:57 AM

Customer: Do you serve crabs?
Waiter: We serve everyone, have a seat.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 3:11:29 AM

Bart: I feel like spaghetti.
Howard: That's funny, you don't look like spaghetti.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 3:13:22 AM

Crab Customer: I'll have the fish.
Fish Waiter: Would you like seaweed with that?

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 3:19:39 AM

What did the cucumber say to the vinegar?
Well, this is a fine pickle you've gotten us into!

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 3:21:46 AM

What is big, white, and lives on Mars?
A martian-mellow

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 3:22:42 AM

What has lots of eyes but cannot see?
A potato.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 3:23:59 AM

How does broccoli feel when it's been cooked?
It's steamed!

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 3:25:23 AM

What is the heaviest kind of soup?
Won-ton soup.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 3:27:44 AM

What did the police do with the hamburger?
They grilled him!

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 3:31:47 AM

Did you hear about the farmer who was arrested for selling rotten fruit?
He was judged by his pears.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 3:33:26 AM

Did you ever wonder...
...what was the best thing before sliced bread?

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 3:34:37 AM

Why couldn't the monkey catch the banana?
The banana split!

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 3:35:35 AM

What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 4:30:18 PM

When is a carton of milk like rain?
When it pours.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 4:31:44 PM

What do you get when you cross an ear of corn with a spider?
Cob webs.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 4:36:15 PM

Why did the vegetables like the corn?
She was always willing to lend an ear.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 4:37:34 PM

What should you do if your cake strikes out?
Call in the next batter.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 4:42:01 PM

Why did the mama bread get mad at her kids?
They were always loafing around.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 4:44:52 PM

How do you make a casserole?
Put it on a skateboard.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 4:46:43 PM

How did the chocolate milk win the race?
It was quik.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 4:48:49 PM

Why did the strawberry need a lawer?
It was in a jam.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 4:51:36 PM

Why didn't the prawn share his dessert?
He was a shellfish.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 4:53:53 PM

What did the mama mellon say to her daughter when the girl wanted to run away and marry her boyfriend?
you cantaloupe.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 4:55:12 PM

If you eat three quarters of a pie, what do you get?
An angry parent!

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 4:57:03 PM

what kind of cheese can you NEVER have?
Nacho cheese.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 4:58:19 PM

Why didn't the salad joke make it into the blog?
It got tossed!

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 5:00:37 PM

Why did the insect collector toss the butter across the room?
He wanted to see a butter-fly.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 5:02:07 PM

What did the TV dinner say after it had been packaged?
Curses! Foiled again!

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 5:03:40 PM

Why did the donut make a dentist appointment?
Because it needed a filling.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 5:04:40 PM

What kind of exercises do pancakes do?
Flap Jacks.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 5:07:24 PM

Why did the woman divorce the grape?
She was tired of raisin' kids.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 5:08:06 PM

What's small, round, and blue?
A cranberry holding its breath.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 5:09:54 PM

Where do lettuces practice law?
At the salad bar.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 5:10:47 PM

Please note, the jokes above were out of a book from an Arby's restaurant.

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, January 1, 2008 6:09:53 PM

Here's a good one for kids:
Say your brother or sister wants a peanut butter sandwich. What do you say? Pretend you're a genie who has the power to transform!

Your brother/sister: I want a peanut butter sandwich.
You: Abracadabra! (wave your arms) You're now a peanut butter sandwich!

You can also do this with any drinks, or other sandwiches too!

H82typ Wednesday, January 2, 2008 1:38:13 AM

faint

DeeDeeTogaOga Wednesday, January 2, 2008 1:39:44 AM

lol
you actually read all of it!?!

bradbowlllama Wednesday, January 2, 2008 7:37:34 AM

Ha ha ha!
Guess who I walked into at the optometrist today?
Everyone!
bigsmile

bradbowlllama Wednesday, January 2, 2008 7:42:49 AM

Lol!
"Your brother/sister: I want a peanut butter sandwich.
You: Abracadabra! (wave your arms) You're now a peanut butter sandwich!"

I think that's "I feel like a peanut butter sandwich"
wink

DeeDeeTogaOga Wednesday, January 2, 2008 8:19:37 AM

lol...that's what the book says lol

John ..... (Loku) lokutus-prime lokutus-prime Wednesday, January 2, 2008 11:11:42 AM

An amusing and vast amount of jokes! This is sheer dedication to humour.Thank you for sharing all of this. Happy New Year!

DeeDeeTogaOga Wednesday, January 2, 2008 2:44:56 PM

like it says, truly tasteless jokes
lol these were out of a kids meal from Arby's

John ..... (Loku) lokutus-prime lokutus-prime Wednesday, January 2, 2008 3:11:22 PM

up

DeeDeeTogaOga Wednesday, January 2, 2008 3:12:40 PM

when i find more kid's jokes, i will add more lol

bradbowlllama Thursday, January 3, 2008 5:23:04 AM

Confucius says:
Man who toot in church sit in own pew!

bradbowlllama Thursday, January 3, 2008 5:23:38 AM

Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who run in front of car get tired.

DeeDeeTogaOga Thursday, January 3, 2008 10:29:55 AM

man who pee in wind:
wind pee back

Valiusvalius324 Thursday, January 3, 2008 4:38:38 PM

Why does DeeDee wear red toenail Polish?

Oops, sorry, No Polish Jokes allowed!!!

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