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- hot water comes out of both taps.
- you find that a seatbelt buckle makes a pretty nice branding iron
- The trees are whistling for the dogs
- you find that you can get sunburned through your car window
- the birds need to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground
- you burn your hand opening your car door
- if the temperature drops below 95º you put on a sweater
- you can make instant sun tea
- shade determines the best parking space, not distance
- farmers feed their chicken crused ice to avoid them from laying hard boiled eggs
- when you step outside at 7:30 a.m., you work up a sweat
- potatoes cook underground. this is convenient because all you have to do is add salt, pepper, and butter
- you discover that asphalt has a liquid state
- you realize that it only takes two fingers to steer your car