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Police arrest naked burglary suspect

Monday, 27. October 2008, 00:28:22

LONDON (Reuters) - A naked man was arrested on suspicion of burglary Wednesday after getting stuck in the chimney of the Tesco store he was allegedly trying to steal from, police said.

Greater Manchester Police said officers were alerted to the Tesco Express store in the Pemberton area of Wigan at 5:30 a.m. after receiving a report of "concern for a man."

When police arrived at the scene, they found a man trapped in the chimney breast. The 22-year-old was freed by firefighters and, after it was discovered he was naked, officers took him to hospital. He was later discharged and is now in police custody.

"It is believed some of his clothes came off as a result of him struggling to get out of the chimney," police said in a statement.

(Reporting by Michael Holden; Editing by Steve Addison)

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I'm sorry, but who in their right minds would want to try this?!?

Springs of Living WaterHalloween

Comments

Angeliki # 27. October 2008, 00:39

not me!

dressed or undressed!!!
thanks for the laughs....
(no picture??

)

DeeDee # 27. October 2008, 00:44

LOL!!!

the only one they had was the sign of the store. BUT...LOL!!!

Angeliki # 27. October 2008, 04:21

DeeDee # 27. October 2008, 04:42

i don't know, the more i think of a man actually getting stuck and losing his clothes (i can't imagin how though, maybe his pants but not a shirt)the funnier it seems! lol

Angeliki # 27. October 2008, 04:48

I find it funny that he tried to get in from the chimney,Santa these days comes from the frond door...

I wished I had seen his tar black sorry a@@ in a picture!

DeeDee # 27. October 2008, 05:54

come to think of it! i'm cryin tears here!

Angeliki # 27. October 2008, 12:36

cameras should have had an extra powerful flash to give us the clear look or him !!!

DeeDee # 27. October 2008, 14:01

now there's a picture for ya!

headline news picture a naked man stuck in the chiminey!

Angeliki # 27. October 2008, 16:08

"Robber undeniably identified as male .....!

on the heavy side,
with a low IQ ! "

DeeDee # 27. October 2008, 16:40

you can visably see a mole on his left buttocks...

i can see the headlines now!

Angeliki # 27. October 2008, 16:45

I always loved moles on buttocks!
the question is

"with all that tar will one be able to enjoy them ?? "

Fallin Nightbow # 27. October 2008, 16:46

Hey there's a birthmark on his right 4sschek......

Angeliki # 27. October 2008, 16:55

looking forward to your picture too!

Fallin Nightbow # 27. October 2008, 16:57

Thanks I got the idea from Toga

Angeliki # 27. October 2008, 16:58

DeeDee # 27. October 2008, 16:58

and when was he goin to take his shower? that must have been some scene. that P.O. must have been surprised! i know i would have! probably would have been blinded by his manhood! alright GE...don't be givin out my secrets now ya hear!

Angeliki # 27. October 2008, 17:00

I hear it is a group shower too!

DeeDee # 27. October 2008, 17:00

if i can find me a pic!

Thanks I got the idea from Toga

By greyeye80, # 27. October 2008, 11:57:36

huh?

Fallin Nightbow # 27. October 2008, 17:01

Up on the rooftop came a soft pitter patter of feet.. From the chimney came a cry for help.. Worlds dumbest criminals here I come!!!

Fallin Nightbow # 27. October 2008, 17:05

No I would not dream of it. bubbles

DeeDee # 27. October 2008, 17:08

it's tim the tool-man taylor!

DeeDee # 27. October 2008, 17:15