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Police arrest naked burglary suspect

LONDON (Reuters) - A naked man was arrested on suspicion of burglary Wednesday after getting stuck in the chimney of the Tesco store he was allegedly trying to steal from, police said.

Greater Manchester Police said officers were alerted to the Tesco Express store in the Pemberton area of Wigan at 5:30 a.m. after receiving a report of "concern for a man."

When police arrived at the scene, they found a man trapped in the chimney breast. The 22-year-old was freed by firefighters and, after it was discovered he was naked, officers took him to hospital. He was later discharged and is now in police custody.

"It is believed some of his clothes came off as a result of him struggling to get out of the chimney," police said in a statement.

(Reporting by Michael Holden; Editing by Steve Addison)

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I'm sorry, but who in their right minds would want to try this?!?

Springs of Living WaterHalloween

Comments

Angelikiellinidata Monday, October 27, 2008 12:39:58 AM

not me! lol
dressed or undressed!!!
thanks for the laughs....
(no picture?? p)

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, October 27, 2008 12:44:32 AM

LOL!!!

the only one they had was the sign of the store. BUT...LOL!!!

Angelikiellinidata Monday, October 27, 2008 4:21:27 AM

lol

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, October 27, 2008 4:42:41 AM

i don't know, the more i think of a man actually getting stuck and losing his clothes (i can't imagin how though, maybe his pants but not a shirt)the funnier it seems! lol

Angelikiellinidata Monday, October 27, 2008 4:48:06 AM

lol

I find it funny that he tried to get in from the chimney,Santa these days comes from the frond door...smile
I wished I had seen his tar black sorry a@@ in a picture! lol

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, October 27, 2008 5:54:56 AM

come to think of it! i'm cryin tears here!

Angelikiellinidata Monday, October 27, 2008 12:36:11 PM

lol

cameras should have had an extra powerful flash to give us the clear look or him !!! lol

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, October 27, 2008 2:01:46 PM

lol now there's a picture for ya!

headline news picture a naked man stuck in the chiminey!

whistle lol

Angelikiellinidata Monday, October 27, 2008 4:08:04 PM

lol
"Robber undeniably identified as male .....! lol
on the heavy side,
with a low IQ ! "

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, October 27, 2008 4:40:23 PM

lol you can visably see a mole on his left buttocks...lol i can see the headlines now! lol

Angelikiellinidata Monday, October 27, 2008 4:45:18 PM

p

I always loved moles on buttocks!
the question is

"with all that tar will one be able to enjoy them ?? "lol

Fallin Nightbowgreyeye80 Monday, October 27, 2008 4:46:46 PM

Hey there's a birthmark on his right 4sschek......

Angelikiellinidata Monday, October 27, 2008 4:55:12 PM

looking forward to your picture too! lol

Fallin Nightbowgreyeye80 Monday, October 27, 2008 4:57:36 PM

Thanks I got the idea from Toga

Angelikiellinidata Monday, October 27, 2008 4:58:23 PM

smile

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, October 27, 2008 4:58:32 PM

lol and when was he goin to take his shower? that must have been some scene. that P.O. must have been surprised! i know i would have! probably would have been blinded by his manhood! alright GE...don't be givin out my secrets now ya hear! lol

Angelikiellinidata Monday, October 27, 2008 5:00:08 PM

I hear it is a group shower too! lol

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, October 27, 2008 5:00:55 PM

if i can find me a pic! lol

Thanks I got the idea from Toga

By greyeye80, # 27. October 2008, 11:57:36

huh?

Fallin Nightbowgreyeye80 Monday, October 27, 2008 5:01:33 PM

Up on the rooftop came a soft pitter patter of feet.. From the chimney came a cry for help.. Worlds dumbest criminals here I come!!!

Fallin Nightbowgreyeye80 Monday, October 27, 2008 5:05:34 PM

No I would not dream of it. bubbles

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, October 27, 2008 5:08:08 PM

it's tim the tool-man taylor!

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, October 27, 2008 5:15:24 PM

only he's not naked when he gets stuck. right

Angelikiellinidata Monday, October 27, 2008 5:29:55 PM

guys lets keep the bare butts up for a little longer! lol

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, October 27, 2008 5:59:20 PM

gotta inspect em! lol

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, October 27, 2008 6:01:53 PM

Originally posted by ellinidata:

I hear it is a group shower too!


lol
oops, i think i missed this one! greyeye80 decided to play a bit of fire emblem on his wii system.

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, October 27, 2008 6:06:20 PM

...did my husband just call me "BUBBLES!!!" i outta kick him the buttcrack! p

Angelikiellinidata Monday, October 27, 2008 6:20:08 PM

greyeye80 decided to play a bit of fire emblem on his wii system.

hey Opera is a place for free advertisement as well!
you are what you claim to be! lol

Angelikiellinidata Monday, October 27, 2008 6:22:13 PM

is he your husband for real ???

hi Mr greyeye smile

she is bubbly only! lol

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, October 27, 2008 6:44:41 PM

yea, he's my husband. he left to go get the girls from school, and his other two children stole his wii on him. lol i think he lost his game! lol...

Angelikiellinidata Monday, October 27, 2008 8:43:47 PM

awwww,
sorry to hear it !
well he can not be called "dad" for nothing! lol

*hugs to all*

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, October 27, 2008 9:01:29 PM

heart

Fallin Nightbowgreyeye80 Monday, October 27, 2008 10:42:55 PM

Bare or clothed? I see london, I see france, I see Toga's crack!

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, October 27, 2008 10:48:46 PM

UNDERPANTS!!! fridget...

Fallin Nightbowgreyeye80 Monday, October 27, 2008 10:52:40 PM

Must be a thong then for i see cheeks too

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, October 27, 2008 11:02:07 PM

you must be lookin in the mirror then, cause i don't wear butt floss!

Fallin Nightbowgreyeye80 Monday, October 27, 2008 11:08:36 PM

No Izz ugly thong is on a cute person butthead

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, October 27, 2008 11:41:59 PM

check it bevis!

Fallin Nightbowgreyeye80 Tuesday, October 28, 2008 2:57:48 PM

I tawt I taw a puttycat

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, October 28, 2008 3:01:55 PM



here's one!

Fallin Nightbowgreyeye80 Tuesday, October 28, 2008 3:35:45 PM

I dit i cit dit

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, October 28, 2008 3:37:06 PM

english man! cor blimey what's with you?

DeeDeeTogaOga Wednesday, October 29, 2008 1:00:31 AM

lol running for his life~

Jennyscorpio1 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 1:02:54 AM

did that work?

Fallin Nightbowgreyeye80 Saturday, April 4, 2009 10:51:13 AM

"Runnin down a dream. Devil keep me company, cause i'm runnin down a dream." AS fast as fast as can be you can always catch me TO.love

Fallin Nightbowgreyeye80 Tuesday, September 15, 2009 6:12:30 AM

flirt Opera is just not the same with out you! Here in person.....sad

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