Okay, excuse me for the following rant, but I just have to get it out.

Abercrombie & Fitch, and associated chain stores, really needs to stop hiring children to work at their stores. As an auditor, these children have no sense of responsibility, worrying more about aesthetics and modeling careers than they do about their jobs. They're loud, they're obnoxious, they have horrible taste in music, they don't know how to work a stereo, and they cannot count to save their lives. If it weren't for the prices on the clothing, I'd wonder how in the world they get paid, let alone made change for a customer.

Mothers, most especially single mothers living off of welfare, totally need to learn to set bedtimes for their children. Don't look at me like I've never raised children before, as I cared for two infants when I was dating a psychotic girl who would constantly leave them in my care while she went off and did her own thing. I'm totally sick of seeing infants and toddlers out after 9pm, when they should be at home and in bed, instead of being dragged along to diners and Walmart.

And finally, my hat is not a cowboy hat. This is a cowboy hat:

This is a fedora on Harrison Ford's head:

This is a fedora on my head:

Get it right...

Okay, that made me feel better...for now.