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santa

at an aptitude test
"river Ganges is in which state?
Santa:liquid state

Hotel

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hotel
Customer to waiter
"what is this fly doing in my soup "
After some careful observation waiter says
"I think she is doing backstrokes ,sir"

office

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office
on the first day to office boss was giving instructions to his young employee
"there are two things to be followed ,one you should wash hands in basin near the water cooller before touching the tap ,have you?"
"yes"
"then second thing ,never lie cause we dont have neither basin nor cooler"
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