Victor chyke Nwebo

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Saturday, December 11, 2010 2:59:04 PM

Itz bin ages.misd u guyz

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riddle

Thursday, May 6, 2010 3:31:28 PM

What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?

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friendship

Thursday, May 6, 2010 3:16:55 PM

"Best(true) friends are like diamonds, precious and rare
False friends are like leaves, found everywhere."

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Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted,"If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"

... the teacher fainted!

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BAD DAY

Tuesday, April 27, 2010 3:32:32 PM

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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True talk

Monday, March 22, 2010 2:13:41 PM

Ur totz nd actns brings about desired creditz nd distinctnz.lif is a 2 way game: if u want smtin gud, do gud always; if u nid 9c piple, b 9c 2 odaz nd if u crave 4 undyin luv, luv unconditinali. U REAP WAT U SOW.

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True talk

Monday, March 22, 2010 2:13:12 PM

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BEWARE: SITE SEEING...

Saturday, January 2, 2010 6:35:49 PM

3 male tourists went 2 a forest in search of fun nd dey were caught by d natives of d land dat turned out 2 b red indians. D touristz were den taken 2 their king 2 pass judgement on dem posibly death 4 ilegal entry. On gettin 2 d palace, d king asked d 3 tourist 2 go 2 d forest nd get 10pcs of a kind of fruit each. And off dey went. Afta a while, 1 of dem came back wit 10 fingers of bananaz. D king den asked him 2 stuff it in his body tru his body witout makin a noise, if any suceds,he wil b left 2 go home. Afta insertin 2, d man cried, den d king ordered his execution. Afta a while, d 2nd person came back wit 10 strawberiez nd he was asked 2 do same. Afta insertin 9 beriez, d man laughed nd d king ordered his execution. On gettin 2 heaven, d 1st man grew angry wit d 2nd man sayin ''y didn't u finish it since urs waz easier nd jst remainin only 1''. D 2nd man replied,''I Wud have completed it but on finishin d 9th insertn, i saw d 3rd man comin wit 10 pineapples''.

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