My Opera473. Three secrets of the chocolate diet
Thursday, April 30, 2009 9:46:33 AM
RULE 1:
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
RULE 2:
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
RULE 3:
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
Diet tip:
Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
RULE 2:
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
RULE 3:
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
Diet tip:
Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
