Vindog

Excuse my tardiness for blogging again...i'm sure all my hardcare blog readers..both entries...are missing me to an excruciating degree.
Well do I have a story to tell you. It involves aliens, EMF's, cave-dwellers...stay tuned..lining up the pictures and maybe some video to show you were I've been. Planet Caidoz...for 4 long years...detained for impersonating someone known as a "blogger". Yeah, they did it..

In any case, something new and frickin weird is about to happen here.....those who followly closely maybe be rewarded...or not...depends on the cheaper way to go...then I'm in...but anyway yeah...keep an eye on here and very soon....the people's choice will be back on...live once a day..just for my "posse...

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Road to Nowhere...or sky maybe..

Monday, June 26, 2006 11:30:33 PM

Left for vacation yesterday..and here I sit at home. DAMMIT!!! Of course our flight was delayed, of course it was then cancelled...sure then we would have to over nite in Atlanta before continuing to Valdosta. Of course I wasn't able to bear the crap they were serving. Maybe it was the way they were relaying their information, like..."That is the scheduled time as of now"..."That time is subject to change"..."It's POSSIBLE you might make your connecting flight in time"...blah blah blah...I stopped caring at "cancelled".

I have to tell you, it's been awhile since I've flown. In fact, I haven't flown since before 9-11 so I was a little surprised to see the heighth that security has reached...

In any case, my wife and two of our kids decided to wait it out and continued on...OF COURSE they still don't have their luggage as of the time of this writing and for sure they suffered through a day of travelling hell. I refused to go through the crap they would endure and returned home and will fly out tomorrow. So yes, I missed out on a day or two, and yes I probably should have went with them...(or they with me)...but I can tell you this, if it happens again tomorrow, I'll be right back here on my reclining couch watching whatever I can find on 7632 TV stations.

Let me digress just a little..I had on FREAKIN SANDALS and they made me remove them, however, my daughter who had on flip flops could leave them on.....WTF??

Also, they had me put my laptop in the little basket thingy..but I carried the bag, that had the charger, printer cable, and etc in it right through without it being scanned!!!!!!!!!
If I had gotten on that plane I would have been eye-balling all the freaks that had laptop bags like they had just gotten out of terrorist university.

Anyway, tomorrow morning I leave to catch a new flight, please pray with me that Atlanta isn't getting bad weather and that the planes on time and that I actually make it there and then on to Valdosta and that my wife and kid's luggage show up and that the flights we have back are on time and without incident and that all the other peoples in the sky are ok and that Santa really is coming by F-16 this year (thats just one of my little 'hopefuls') and that....wait a second...I got a new idea for my next blog..RUN ON SENTENCES...bad grammar really pisses me off.

To my blog friends....CAN YOU BELIEVE I POSTED A 3RD TIME????

VD...that doesn't look right..Vindog..there we go

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Eyes on the Road and 2 Hands on the Wheel!!

Tuesday, March 28, 2006 1:03:18 AM

OK, let's talk about my numero uno pisser offer....or if you're not from the midwest, pet peeve. I'm driving down the road just awhile ago, running to the local Taco Bell to get some yummies (eat your heart out Biggy), and as I sit in the left hand turning lane I have this chick who was smoking a cigarette and talking on a cell phone take a left in front of me and almost take the front clip off the car.

I can take ONE vice at a time behind the wheel, but TWO drives me over the edge. I'll admit, there are times I want to talk on my cell and pick my nose or something but dammit I draw the line. There are just somethings I won't do! So don't bother ringing me up if you think I'm in the car 'cuz I got priorities.

However, there are times when rules have to be set aside....hang on I'll be right back to ya after I make this U-turn........
OK..whew was that a cop? In any case, you have got to have damn good reason not to follow ^{The Dogs Rules of the Road}.

The following reasons would apply:

1. If you OR your wife is having your FIRST baby. After the first one, don't bother, nothing seems like much of an emergency any more after that.
- 2. If your first born child is in danger or has been hurt somewhere and you are trying to advance medical attention by making it to the "crime" scene faster.
3. If you're bringing me pizza, Mt. Dew, a newspaper, something I can use to blackmail Simba, a hottie for my wife and I (I just know she'll love that comment), or anything else of you might think I will deem of value.
- 4. If you are on your way to fix my PC or get me back online in case I am not ambulatory.

5. For a medical emergency relating to me or my immediate family.

If none of these apply to you, and you know who you are, and yet you still have more than ONE vice going on behind the wheel then you are out of order sir! madam! That makes it entirely possible for any of the following to occur:

That's right and if this is me under you? Then we're gonna have a discussion....

Aww shiittt, a freaking cop on my ass, let me put out this cig and throw this burrito supreme out the window while I hang up on my wife, then I can hook up my seat belt. Don't need TWO tickets!

Where was I?......Oh yeah...don't let one of the above happen to you...it can only be painful..for the both of us.

And a few more driving tips before I go. I don't ever want to see any vehicle used in a capacity it wasn't built for. ie the following:

This one actually happened right down the road from me...

Any which of these in my mind deserve a Saddam like treatment to the nether regions. Oh, and if you think you're special and these rules don't apply to you...well just ask my friend Bob...I turned him in.

This is HomeyG...he was doing the eyes on the road and ten and two....but that freakin hair...he was goin to jail...

So if you think you're special (you're not, I don't care what your parents told you....), and you want to disobey the laws and put me and my family in danger....just remember...as soon as I get done munching on this soft taco and lighting this new cigarette, I'll be dialing 911 faster than this Mexican food will go through my bowels....oh yeah..and these will be waiting for ya..

SO IF THIS IS YOUR CAR......

THEN YOUR A** WILL BELONG TO ME.....

SO GO AHEAD PUNK.....MAKE MY DAY..

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The symptoms shown when addicted to checking for posts when you don't blog....

Saturday, March 25, 2006 5:50:42 PM

I swear I have to check this damn thing every 5 minutes to see if there is a new post....regardless if there is a blog or not. My hands get all sweaty...I type on the wrong row of keys...I start suffering from ED...(I don't even have any blue pills!). The beads of sweat that roll down my face and splash into my MT. Dew make my shirt have these funny little spots on them...then *POOF*..out of nowhere I got these two idiots posting on my Non-blog.

I know what you're thinking..."what the hell are you doing here you little turd nugget, if you aren't blogging?". Well truth be told, I logged on to read a friends blog, then I wanted to see if anyone was in the chat room I knew and the next damn thing I know I'm filling out an "ABOUT ME" page...and shit..I could have made it much more funny if not pressured into filling it out right away..but I had to...I had to get it done and go check my top eight list on myspace...(those of you who know me and the dunderhead from NJ will get that joke, the others...well you're not missing much...)

So I'm sitting here now waiting for the NCAA Tourney to start again...so far I'm #1 on the leader board and so I'm the only one talking trash in the post section. Oh sure, you're thinking that can't be any fun, but let me tell you, DON'T BRING THAT WEAK TOT ACTION HERE! YOU GO STRONG TO THE MOUTH OR DON'T GO AT ALL....well thats just a taste of the infliction you may receive if you have decided to be a part of our little nuthouse on the tournament. In any case, the main reason for this post was just to wipe the clean sheet of paper off the front of my blog and to get a couple of people....and you know who you are....off my ass about my NON-Blog.....

EVERYONE SMILE WHEN YOU READ THIS...IT'S GOT TO BE THE MOST EXCITING TIME OF YOUR LIFE!
"The Original 'Dog" ---the bouny hunter is a fraud

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