Pierre McGuire, Please Shut The Fuck Up
Friday, 5. January 2007, 21:30:01
This message is directed at Pierre McGuire, the TSN faux-commentator.
I watched the Canada-Russia IIHF Juniors game today and Canada won. I should be happy. But I'm not. I'm pissed. Very pissed. And get this, Canada took a page right out of my game plan. They played winning hockey. One goal was even scored with FIVE, yes count them all 5, players in front of the goal line. They were all in the danger zone. Another goal was scored by outplaying the defenseman and passing it to the guy in the slot who then scored. This was done after mounting an attack from our own zone. It was a fantastic first period. The next two periods, they reverted to the old shoot-the-puck-deep-I-want-to-lose style. This didn't bother me much as I'd seen one good period and we could now win. I couldn't be happier. Only thing is that I'm pissed.
Why?
It's because of you Pierre McGuire. You have no idea what you're talking about. Canada was NOT on the boards when they scored their first four goals. They were in front of the net. Canada sucks against the boards. Show me ONE goal scored from the boards. The fact is that none of those goals were scored because the puck went deep or against the boards. If the puck would have gone deep when a Canadian player outplayed the Russian defensemen, we would not have scored on that occasion. They would have been fighting for it in the corner. But that's not what got me pissed off. No Pierre, you say stupid things all the time so I'm used to it.
What really got me upset was at how you can be so two-faced about the whole thing. You started going on and on at how well Canada was playing in the first period as if they were somehow playing the style of hockey you support. But they were not. It's as if you were taking credit for plays that you are against. Why were you not on Canada's case when we scored, but Canada didn't put the puck in the corner? Why did you not come down on Canada when we scored, but there wasn't a single player behind the goal line? Why did you not start going on a rant when Canada mounted an attack and scored? Will the real Pierre McGuire please stand up.
Pierre McGuire. Go Home. Never come back on TV. You're a disgrace to this country and a disgrace to the sport of hockey. My country won tonight and all you've done is suck the fun out of winning. You don't know hockey and your record proved it. Your commentating just confirms it more. So Pierre, do us all a favour and
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Thank you, i idolize you
By anonymous user, # 10. February 2007, 13:49:43
Watching a game on TSN has been the most boring thing on tv, thanks to the announcers putting the audience to sleep.
Granted I don't watch a lot of hockey anyway, but I'd watch a lot more if they hired any newfie for the job. I'm sure a 90 yr old grandma can put more color into the game then any of the dolts they have now.
By anonymous user, # 14. February 2007, 18:41:39
Ever since Pierre started commenting on the IIHF, i have hated him. He is a hypocrite-doesnt-know-what-hes-talking-about fag who should be banned from all sports because he takes the fun out of the game. I watched a full period on the canada-us semi-final on mute and i found it more entertaining then listening to that big mouth "commentator" who doesnt even talk about the game, only numbers and stats
By anonymous user, # 27. February 2007, 03:55:06
Wow, you guys are some kind of ignorants. "You don't know hockey and your record proved it" Pierre doesn't know the game because he had a losing record as a head coach? What's YOUR record as a head coach you moron? He won 2 Cups as a scout and assistant coach and forgot more about the game than you'll ever know. Do us a favour and shut the fuck up.
By anonymous user, # 15. April 2007, 23:01:11
By Vorlath, # 16. April 2007, 02:04:34
Once again - I watch the Canadian World Junior Team with a few friens and we have to turn the sound off and listen to the radio.
Why - because Pierre McGuire is the most irritating person we have ever heard on TV.
Please TSN - get rid of this loser.
By anonymous user, # 26. December 2007, 20:22:27
Out with pierre mcguire ... in with elmo....granted elmo is alot like pierre in not knowing what the hell he is talking about but atleast elmo has a funny voice
By anonymous user, # 6. February 2008, 01:32:31