Its a cats life
Thursday, April 9, 2009 6:39:04 AM
I have recently desided I want to be a cat in my next life. (Of course that would be a well looked after cat.) I mean were else can you get food on demand, water on tap and all the love and attention when you want it.
What do you have to do in return?
Not bite, scratch, or hurt your owner to much (unless you are george then feel free to cut scratch and bit as much as you like and still get love.).
So Georges day goes -
Owner wakes up he meows and gets fed.
George continues to harrass owner until the door is opened and he can go out (freedom)
He continues to come in and out until it is time to either be locked in or owners have to go out somewhere.
Tea time 7 o clock (more food)
Owners go to bed, he has rest of the night and house/flat to himself.
This happens every day without fail, except on days where George may want a fuss and then he climbs or curls up next to you for fussing.
Oh to be a cat.