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A Little Bit Of Glasgow Humour


Irish Rock legends U2 arrive in Glasgow. Instead of doing their usual massive stadium rock type of show, they decide to play in a tiny club to an audience of around 100 lucky people.

Half way through the show, the band are playing very quietly, and Bono, as usual, is off on one of his rants, banging on about poverty in the Third World.

As he is talking, he very slowly begins to click his fingers. CLICK..........CLICK..............CLICK!

He turns to the hushed crowd and says "Every time I click my fingers, a small child in Africa dies"!!

At this point a guy at the back of the room stands up and shouts "WELL STOP FUCKIN DOING IT THEN"!!!!!! :smile:

Till the next time friends

Waka

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Comments

David 25. April 2007, 16:11

Hahaha! Quality, Waka! :yes:

Wakajawaka 25. April 2007, 16:14

:smile::smile:

San 25. April 2007, 16:54

:lol:

Wakajawaka 25. April 2007, 17:05

:smile:

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı 25. April 2007, 21:42

:lol:


man.... swoon swoon swoon... but Bono is so seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexy! p:

Wakajawaka 25. April 2007, 21:45

:lol: Wicked!! He is probably too busy trying to save the world to have time to pop over to the Azores to see you!!

You could always write to him and ask though!!

It is worth a shot :smile::smile:

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı 25. April 2007, 22:34

nah.... got my hands full already! :D

Wakajawaka 25. April 2007, 22:41

:lol:

Marcus 26. April 2007, 13:57

:rolleyes:
:lol:

Wakajawaka 26. April 2007, 14:00

:smile:

Louis 26. April 2007, 14:33

:lol: good one!

Wakajawaka 26. April 2007, 15:08

Cheers V!! :smile:

supernanamo 27. April 2007, 19:31

only a Glaswegian could say something like that and being one I should know.


supernanamo

Thomas Bojer Eltorp 29. April 2007, 04:35

:lol: glad to see you have not lost your sense of humour...
Thanks for the laugh waka:)

Wakajawaka 29. April 2007, 12:17

Anytime D!! :cheers:

lokutus_prime 2. May 2007, 15:18

:up: Keep on rolling :up:

Wakajawaka 3. May 2007, 11:03

:cheers: LP

Sprogger McSprog 4. May 2007, 00:49

Good one :lol:

Wakajawaka 4. May 2007, 15:28

Cheers Sprogger :smile:

Nigel Cliff 4. May 2007, 18:43

The old ones are the best and I like any joke that takes the watsit out of that pompous prick BONIO

Wakajawaka 4. May 2007, 19:11

:lol:

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