My OperaAnd A Happy New Year To You Too!
Saturday, January 1, 2011 5:06:55 AM
Tonight was the night when we said goodbye to 2010 and in the next breath said hello to 2011.
Mrs J, Waka Jr and myself held a little party for the event. We crammed 15 or so people into our very small house and had a lovely evening.
As I type this at 4.20am I have just said goodbye to the last people (still awake)to leave the house. I almost stood on a sleeping child while walking my friends to the door. Not really sure whose child it is, but Im sure some parent will drop by and pick them up tomorrow. After all, if you arrive home at the end of a late night, surely at some point you WILL notice that one of your children is missing...right?
So anyway.......to the point here........inspired by my Opera friend Ravo.......I thought that before turning in for the night, this might be the time to take a couple of minutes out to outline a few of my hopes/fears/predictions for 2011.
So here goes.....
1: The many many thousands of US and UK military folks (SO many of them just kids) serving in Afghanistan will wake up one morning and realise that the main thing that they are ;protecting; and ;defending: is 95% of the worlds heroin supply. This will result in them downing tools, going on strike, and demanding to go home, at the risk of court marshall etc etc. Our troops walking tomorrow would quickly be followed by the Taliban flexing muscle again, and setting fire to every fucking poppy field they could find. No poppies. No heroin. Thats a lot of pissed off junkies to deal with. In order to justify handing out contracts for synthetic heroin, Obama would be forced to legalise all drugs, leaving people like Ravo and myself ticked off that we had to spend more than a few of our formative years breaking the law here and there just for a bit of weekend entertainment!!
2: Oprah will be invited to the next Bilderberg meeting. And her camera crew will have to wait outside!!
3: The Wikileaks guy WILL realise that if he doesnt pull his neck in he will be jailed as a sex case, commited as a mental case, or find himself on the sharp end of a nasty car accident (I hope Im wrong on that one. But he should be careful)
4: On April 29 2011, when the UK hosts the "wedding of the year", the future King, Prince William and his lovely wife to be, Kate whatshername, will be doing very well if even 20 of their dearest friends make it onto the guest list of the expected 1500 people who will be crammed into the church for the big event!
5: A cure for cancer will not be found.
6: George W Bush will be caught on camera at a party saying "So what if I was holding the book upside down......it was a room full of 5 yr olds......none of them would have noticed"!!
7: Charlie Sheen will donate 10 million dollars of his own money to the next Obama campaign, in appreciation of the fact that the President just passed a law legalising all drugs!
8: Hugh Hefner will die. And he will leave not a red cent of his vast fortune to any of the many plastic bimbos who have spent the last few decades pretending to enjoy having sex with a guy who is older than their grandfather, and who spends all day in his night shirt and slippers!
9: North Korea will crank up the heat on their fellow Koreans in the South. This will of course force a whole can of worms open as "allied nations" will be duty bound to step up to the plate. The potential for any kind of shit hitting many kind of fans here is HUGE!! We can but hope that this one gets nipped in the bud with time to spare!!
10: McDonalds will put out a world wide press statement saying they will refuse to serve any customer who will not accept a salad or fruit with every purchase!
11: A random stranger will send me some pure opium in the mail. Just so that I can try it.......once!
If it was good enough for Sherlock Holmes?..................
12: The hairs that have started to grow out of my nose will realise that if they want to be a friend to me, then they will relocate and start growing out of my head, like fucking normal hairs are supposed to do!
13: I will probably not stop smoking. But god, I wish I could!!
14: My dearest friend (no names, etc) will meet and fall in love with a lovely lady who has the skills and the strength to deal with the "loveable mass of contradictions" that my dearest friend is!
15: Talk show legend Larry King will give an interview stating that when he passes away, he will become the first person to be buried in a coffin shaped like a chair.
16: On seeing the media response, talk show legend Oprah will release a statement saying that when her time comes she will be the first person buried in a coffin shaped like a black female TV billionaire who is scared to tell the world that she is gay! Public interest in this story will be huge, resulting in Harpo Productions (owned and controlled by Oprah) demanding that Oprah appears on the Oprah show to explain herself. Oprah will be interviewed by Oprah. A prime time TV version of somebody talking to themself in the bathroom mirror. Viewing figures will be huge. And when the lights go out and everybody goes home, she will still be as rich and as gay as she was when she woke up that morning.
17. Fuel prices will rise.
18: Despite our best efforts to drive them nuts, at the end of the day, our loved ones will still love us just the same!
19: At the end of the day (again), a year older should in theory also mean a year wiser. If not, then we were not paying attention.
20: I will try not to go through the entire year hoping that somebody sends me some pure opium in the mail!!
Disclaimer: If you have been in any way upset or offended by any of the content of this post then please complain directly to the good people of Opera. After all, they are the people good enough to allow me this little bit of cyberspace that I have just used to offend or upset you! Many thanks!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!
Till the next time friends
Waka
Mrs J, Waka Jr and myself held a little party for the event. We crammed 15 or so people into our very small house and had a lovely evening.
As I type this at 4.20am I have just said goodbye to the last people (still awake)to leave the house. I almost stood on a sleeping child while walking my friends to the door. Not really sure whose child it is, but Im sure some parent will drop by and pick them up tomorrow. After all, if you arrive home at the end of a late night, surely at some point you WILL notice that one of your children is missing...right?
So anyway.......to the point here........inspired by my Opera friend Ravo.......I thought that before turning in for the night, this might be the time to take a couple of minutes out to outline a few of my hopes/fears/predictions for 2011.
So here goes.....
1: The many many thousands of US and UK military folks (SO many of them just kids) serving in Afghanistan will wake up one morning and realise that the main thing that they are ;protecting; and ;defending: is 95% of the worlds heroin supply. This will result in them downing tools, going on strike, and demanding to go home, at the risk of court marshall etc etc. Our troops walking tomorrow would quickly be followed by the Taliban flexing muscle again, and setting fire to every fucking poppy field they could find. No poppies. No heroin. Thats a lot of pissed off junkies to deal with. In order to justify handing out contracts for synthetic heroin, Obama would be forced to legalise all drugs, leaving people like Ravo and myself ticked off that we had to spend more than a few of our formative years breaking the law here and there just for a bit of weekend entertainment!!
2: Oprah will be invited to the next Bilderberg meeting. And her camera crew will have to wait outside!!
3: The Wikileaks guy WILL realise that if he doesnt pull his neck in he will be jailed as a sex case, commited as a mental case, or find himself on the sharp end of a nasty car accident (I hope Im wrong on that one. But he should be careful)
4: On April 29 2011, when the UK hosts the "wedding of the year", the future King, Prince William and his lovely wife to be, Kate whatshername, will be doing very well if even 20 of their dearest friends make it onto the guest list of the expected 1500 people who will be crammed into the church for the big event!
5: A cure for cancer will not be found.
6: George W Bush will be caught on camera at a party saying "So what if I was holding the book upside down......it was a room full of 5 yr olds......none of them would have noticed"!!
7: Charlie Sheen will donate 10 million dollars of his own money to the next Obama campaign, in appreciation of the fact that the President just passed a law legalising all drugs!
8: Hugh Hefner will die. And he will leave not a red cent of his vast fortune to any of the many plastic bimbos who have spent the last few decades pretending to enjoy having sex with a guy who is older than their grandfather, and who spends all day in his night shirt and slippers!
9: North Korea will crank up the heat on their fellow Koreans in the South. This will of course force a whole can of worms open as "allied nations" will be duty bound to step up to the plate. The potential for any kind of shit hitting many kind of fans here is HUGE!! We can but hope that this one gets nipped in the bud with time to spare!!
10: McDonalds will put out a world wide press statement saying they will refuse to serve any customer who will not accept a salad or fruit with every purchase!
11: A random stranger will send me some pure opium in the mail. Just so that I can try it.......once!
If it was good enough for Sherlock Holmes?..................
12: The hairs that have started to grow out of my nose will realise that if they want to be a friend to me, then they will relocate and start growing out of my head, like fucking normal hairs are supposed to do!
13: I will probably not stop smoking. But god, I wish I could!!
14: My dearest friend (no names, etc) will meet and fall in love with a lovely lady who has the skills and the strength to deal with the "loveable mass of contradictions" that my dearest friend is!
15: Talk show legend Larry King will give an interview stating that when he passes away, he will become the first person to be buried in a coffin shaped like a chair.
16: On seeing the media response, talk show legend Oprah will release a statement saying that when her time comes she will be the first person buried in a coffin shaped like a black female TV billionaire who is scared to tell the world that she is gay! Public interest in this story will be huge, resulting in Harpo Productions (owned and controlled by Oprah) demanding that Oprah appears on the Oprah show to explain herself. Oprah will be interviewed by Oprah. A prime time TV version of somebody talking to themself in the bathroom mirror. Viewing figures will be huge. And when the lights go out and everybody goes home, she will still be as rich and as gay as she was when she woke up that morning.
17. Fuel prices will rise.
18: Despite our best efforts to drive them nuts, at the end of the day, our loved ones will still love us just the same!
19: At the end of the day (again), a year older should in theory also mean a year wiser. If not, then we were not paying attention.
20: I will try not to go through the entire year hoping that somebody sends me some pure opium in the mail!!
Disclaimer: If you have been in any way upset or offended by any of the content of this post then please complain directly to the good people of Opera. After all, they are the people good enough to allow me this little bit of cyberspace that I have just used to offend or upset you! Many thanks!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!
Till the next time friends
Waka
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DavidRavo # Saturday, January 1, 2011 3:30:04 PM
Sansanshan # Saturday, January 1, 2011 5:58:50 PM
Happy New Year Waka.
hungryghost # Saturday, January 1, 2011 8:32:28 PM
Sansanshan # Saturday, January 1, 2011 8:43:34 PM
Wakajawaka # Sunday, January 2, 2011 8:18:38 PM
hungryghost # Sunday, January 2, 2011 9:10:38 PM
Wakajawaka # Sunday, January 2, 2011 9:28:16 PM
I hope that 2011 finds you falling in love and nose hair free!!
hungryghost # Monday, January 3, 2011 4:58:53 AM
Unrequited love, so boring.
Sansanshan # Monday, January 3, 2011 5:50:14 AM
Wakajawaka # Monday, January 3, 2011 2:59:48 PM
devansdevans186 # Monday, January 3, 2011 4:25:21 PM
In reference to prediction #12...........you guys need to catch up with Ravo and I by also checking your ears.......
hungryghost # Monday, January 3, 2011 4:30:13 PM
Wakajawaka # Monday, January 3, 2011 5:04:51 PM
devansdevans186 # Monday, January 3, 2011 5:13:34 PM
sit around and smoke pure opium while plucking each others ears.....
and laughing until our stomach's have 6 packs.
DavidRavo # Monday, January 3, 2011 6:11:10 PM
Wakajawaka # Tuesday, January 4, 2011 8:04:46 AM
hungryghost # Tuesday, January 4, 2011 4:49:05 PM
devansdevans186 # Tuesday, January 4, 2011 5:58:48 PM
Had to laugh at my own comment above re: "laughing until our stomach's have 6 packs".
Might happen if we were in our teens..........although Ravo has a t-shirt with 6-pack abs painted on........
Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Tuesday, January 4, 2011 11:37:00 PM
Happy 2011 anyway.
DavidRavo # Wednesday, January 5, 2011 1:03:21 AM
hungryghost # Wednesday, January 5, 2011 3:09:09 AM
What a good idea - painting 6 paks onto t-shirts
Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Wednesday, January 5, 2011 5:55:37 AM
These days I wake up tired.
Salspooksister # Wednesday, January 5, 2011 6:14:46 AM
The happiest of years for you, Mrs.J and Waka jr
Wakajawaka # Wednesday, January 5, 2011 8:58:47 PM
Wakajawaka # Wednesday, February 9, 2011 12:19:18 PM