Wakajawaka

I Only Have One Thing To Say To This Guy

Friday, 29. May 2009, 14:40:02

HA HA FUCKING HA!!!

If this prick suffers half as much as that poor bull did, then justice will have gone some way to being served!.

Ok.......Rant over for the day!!

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UPDATE: The Opera Monkeys have asked me to make clear that after a justified period of suffering, I DO hope the guy makes a full recovery, learns his fucking lesson, and takes up table tennis instead

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Till the next time friends

Waka

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Comments

Ravo # 29. May 2009, 17:22

I wonder if the crowd is shouting "Ole"!

Wakajawaka # 29. May 2009, 18:13

I wonder what the Spanish is for 'Stop whinging you fucking lightweight, and show that bull who's in charge over here'!!

Wakajawaka # 29. May 2009, 23:18

With you in mind Ravo, my original thought was that the guy should take up fly fishing. But if his bull fighting skills are anything to go by, he would probably hook himself in the balls with his first attempt at casting, majesticly cast himself downstream, hitting the water with an almighty splash, leaving a bunch of brown trout looking on and wondering why all of a sudden there was a guy dressed in a bull fighters uniform flapping around in the water, screaming, with a fish hook lodged firmly between his legs.

Table tennis is probably the safer option after all

Ravo # 30. May 2009, 00:40

Hahaha! He'd never make it as a fly fisherman--too worried about his form while casting, plus he'd hate the drab apparel.

Wakajawaka # 30. May 2009, 21:45

Hahaha!!

And on top of all that,.Once it was explained to him that you're not allowed to heavily sedate the fish before 'battle' begins.....the poor bugger wouldn't know what to do with himself!!

I wonder what the Spanish is for..'What do you mean 'I'm not allowed to use dynamite'??

Ravo # 31. May 2009, 00:40

P*Nut # 16. June 2009, 05:29

Did Opera really get in touch with you about this blog?

Wakajawaka # 16. June 2009, 12:31

No Mr P.

I was kidding

P*Nut # 16. June 2009, 12:40

I never know with you!

Wakajawaka # 16. June 2009, 18:19

I liked the idea of the Opera Monkey guys allowing me to wish a bit of suffering on the guy, before making me state that I hope he recovers well, eventually!