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Favourite Author..........'GOD'??!!!

Ok.......So today I'm going to use my blog to have just a little rant. I know what you are thinkng...."Wow Waka!, THATS not something you do very often!!

Since joining this fine community, I, like most of us have glanced over many many diverse and interesting blogs!

I always start by reading the 'About Me' section of any new blog that I stumble upon.

On more than one occasion (cant remember how many exactly) in the part where it states "Favourite Author", the blogger in question has written "GOD"!!!

Now, my intention here is not to spark off some religious discussion or argument. I simply find myself asking out loud......"When the bleedin heck was the last time (or first for that matter) that 'GOD' wrote ANYTHING"??!!!!


Ok. Rant over. Im off down to the book shop now to see if they have anything in that was written by GOD!!


Till the next time friends

Waka


GUESS WHAT???Now I Can Count You As You Walk Through The Door!

Comments

Sprogger McSprog 26. January 2007, 22:07

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Return-TRUTH-GOD/dp/1420831216/sr=1-1/qid=1169849005/ref=sr_1_1/026-7930456-8672430?ie=UTF8&s=books
:D
note who is credited as the author.
The Internet has everything:eyes:
Now the question is, where do they send the royalties cheque to?

Wakajawaka 27. January 2007, 00:18

HAHAHAHAHAHA

When I was doing the post I was thinking the same mate!!!!!

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Sprogger McSprog 27. January 2007, 00:26

:lol:

Thomas Bojer Eltorp 27. January 2007, 20:48

Good one Waka:lol:

David 28. January 2007, 20:40

Interesting observation Waka. But I think God doesn't give a rat's ass. :smile: BY the way, You & Boz just keep getting beter & better on the radio show. :up:

Wakajawaka 29. January 2007, 00:27

Thanks D!!

Hey Ravo!!..We try to get better but are at the mercy of the stream gods......Oops, there we go again using the G word!! :smile::smile:

You know what they say mate!.....It's all fun and games until somebody creates the world in 6 days!! :smile::smile:

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı 29. January 2007, 19:19

:lol: Good one!

devans 30. January 2007, 21:02

Waka,

The last time God wrote anything was when I had him give me an autograph for my niece. That was just last week. Ran into him at the strip joint.

I think I saw Ravo there too but couldn't get close enough to get his autograph. Too many security guards, you'd think the man was a celebrity or something:D

Wakajawaka 30. January 2007, 21:36

No wonder he doesnt have time to string a few paragraphs together here and there if he is spending all of his spare time down the strip joint!!

Getting some ghost writer to take the credit for anything that gets published too!!

Its a bleedin disgrace D!! :smile::smile:


P.S. I'm talking about God here, not Ravo!! :smile::smile::smile:

David 30. January 2007, 21:44

Somebody's going to get 'Starfished' if you keep this up! :D

devans 30. January 2007, 22:01

'Starfished'?

Please explain for us young'uns:D

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı 30. January 2007, 22:45

:lol: Waka!

Starfished - sounds like someone´s going to get smashed!

David 30. January 2007, 23:17

Getting Starfished is what the Piute Indians did to settlers passing through their territory. They staked them out over an anthill, and they looked like a Starfish....:devil:

Wakajawaka 31. January 2007, 00:23

'Starfished' kind of sounds like 'shafted'

What the average book buyer should feel like when leaving a book store clutching something that they think was written by GOD!!! :smile:



David 31. January 2007, 01:25

Hahaha! :D

devans 31. January 2007, 15:05

I'm making sure I'm sitting, (for protection).:D

Nigel Cliff 1. February 2007, 15:57

I am a Christian but unlike those who have God as their favourite author I wont take offense,Matthew Mark Luke and John et al were Biographers doing just the same as the Biographers of Churchill,Roosevelt etc.

Of course they did have the greatest inspiration man has ever known but thats another story.

PS off to check my favourite author is still Terry Pratchett

Wakajawaka 1. February 2007, 23:16

Another story indeed Captain P :smile::smile:

PS. My long suffering better half, Mrs J, is a huge Terry Pratchett fan too :smile:

IrGXaNa 2. February 2007, 00:12

hehehe that's funny. maybe god uses a pseudonym. hehe maybe he authors under the name of Joan Winters or something P:

Wakajawaka 2. February 2007, 00:29

:lol:

Mick-E 3. February 2007, 23:41

I'd say God got fed up with writing after the whole ten commandments business.

All that work to carve the tablets and then not only are they ignored, but Moses goes and smashes them. It's enough to put anybody off. :D

Wakajawaka 4. February 2007, 00:31

I hear you Mickey J!!

On the other hand mate, if he had stuck with it he might have ended up selling more than Stephen King!! :smile::smile:

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