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Ocean Oscillations

Warm Pool and the El Nino SO.

There seems to be a surge of interest convinced that the happenings in the southern hemisphere have a direct effect on stuff quite distant to and in another hemisphere from Indonesi and Peru and wherever.

But still, there is something in it obviously.
See for youself.

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Blind Guides


There are two types of weather books.

There is the type with the pretty pictures for those who don't know any better or can't look out the window. And then there is the heavy going type, lots of heavy type too, for those who don't know any worse.

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On the cusp of a storm.

I posted this some time ago with the title of:
A Four Year Cycle.

That was because besides the embarrassingly inexplicable minutes of the time of the phases involved, there was very little else that offered an obvious denoumon.

Then I got to an old PDF written by Will Hand for the Met Office about flash floods. And the penny dropped.

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Amphidromic Points

Gone Fishin

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Texas T

I'm a sucker for a western pity this ****** was such a bigot.

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Times and tides not waiting for us.

A PDF on the subject of repeated weather characteristics. I'd do w rewrite for next time. Hopefully make it a little bit more readable.

(But don't hold your breath.)

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666 a man's number.

60 degrees North 60 degrees west and 60 degrees east

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Museum Pieces

From a chart on a museum wall above a preserved Spitfire in Stoke on Trent:

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Mile high rock pie.

Who were the groupies?

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Horus Feathers

Horus

Egyptian HOR, OR HAR, in ancient Egyptian religion, god in the form of a falcon whose eyes were the sun and the moon. Falcon cults were widespread in Egypt. At Nekhen (Greek: Hierakonpolis), however, the conception arose that the reigning king was a manifestation of Horus and, after Egypt had been united by the kings from Nekhen, this conception became a generally accepted dogma. The first of the Egyptian king's five names was the Horus name--i.e., the name that identified him with Horus.

Horus appeared as a local god in many places and under different names and epithets: for instance, as Harmakhis (Har-em-akhet, "Horus in the Horizon"); Harpocrates (Har-pe-khrad, "Horus the Child"); Harsiesis (Har-si-Ese, "Horus, Son of Isis"); Harakhte ("Horus of the Horizon," closely associated with the sun god Re); and, at Kawm Umbu (Kom Ombo), as Haroeris (Harwer, "Horus the Elder").

Osiris

The origin of Osiris is obscure; he was a local god of Busiris, in Lower Egypt, and may have been a personification of chthonic (underworld) fertility, or possibly a deified hero. By about 2400 BC, however, Osiris clearly played a double role: he was both a god of fertility and the embodiment of the dead and resurrected king. Osiris, god of the underworld was not only ruler of the dead but also the power that granted all life from the underworld, from sprouting vegetation to the annual flood of the Nile River.

Copyright © 1994-2001 Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc.

I liked the one about the hawk. An hawk eats about once in three days. Having hunted for a couple of days, his gravity wouldn't be restored to him until it was excercised. Most stunts would result in the prey getting away until having starved it would be in perfect balance with itself, its environment and its intention.

Then it would be back on a watchtower for a day or so, farting off dead rabbits or small birds -whatever.

I like the timing of the hawk's meals. One dinner to the next in digestion time periods that is similar to the rainy season versus the dry in the Sahel, is it? Not? At any rate the idea is prefererable to the idea that horses can't survive shipment through the horse channels for a few days or longer. Why send them by sea? Why not buy the stock in Britain or Ireland and send them from there?

What about the cattle?

Cattle need 5 tmes more water than horses. Horses are animals of the desert and the steppe. They thrive in the Sahel. They are the preferred livestock in Northern China, Mongolia and Mustang.

I'd have thought that if any livestock was so numerous in the seas off Spain and Portugal -headed for America, the things would have been cows or Oxen.

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There is no reason to suspect the gods of various regions having similar myths about them, would have something in common with the sound of their names in a completely different language.

But I like the idea.
Follow me:

Babylon used to have a two seasonal year. Summer and winter we'd call it in the northern hemisphere.

But I am a dweller of the north and my ideas are those of the chaotic British weather and the organised British calender.

I like the idea that the gods would be revealed in the names of the parts of the earth.

Babylon is in the zone we call the Horse Latitudes; the region at sea where merchants used to sacrifice horses.

No; I don't think so.

That sounds like a very expensive religion. Not one likely to get rich quick or slowly.

The Horse latitudes are most likely the regions named after the chaotic nature of the weather there.

It is the region most likely to reach a stable sea surface pressure of about 1016 millibars, if I were asked.

Which I won't be, because I don't know.

How about naming the physics of place after the various religions of the place.

Would it make more sense if the Horse Latitudes were nmaed after the gods Horus? Osiris? or Error?

That last one was me making the pieces fit again. Error isn't a god. It is the nearest to the sound of the name of a Babylonian god that I can make the fit to.

But then, when it comes to religion you can make your god fit your needs very easily. Look what the rednecks in the Colonial Party did in the last decade.

What the current oaf is doing.

What the last home of every righteous thing used to do under Victoria and on down. Wasn't every English Edwardian Lady married to a racist?

Let's see...
...that would be the people who were alve when George Bush's mother was getting her education.

What do you think?

The world was divided in those days into the British Colonies and Elsewhere.

And the people in the world in those days were either whites or natives.

The higher etchelon of course were the White British. And they have, still to this day, three etchelons. Upper class and Middle class and us.

(Us; "We" the people who used to do the work before the Upper class discovered China.)

SPeking of China...

The Horus Latitude is a nebulous region that extends roughly whatever the weather is doing around 30 degrees north and about the same degree to the same degree south.

From the outer edge of one tropic to the outer edge of the other the world contains a weather phenomenon called the Hadley cell.

Tropical storms run under it.

Outside that remit lie great semi deserts of the world. Regions whose lives are controlled by the vagaries of the "Rainy season".

Unless you live in China or southern North America (Mexican USAsia)Indonesia.

Or even then...

What do I know?

Nothing.

...I know that the mathematics worked out by Hadley and the improvements to his model of the atmosphere made by people like Coriolis and Ferrel, all mean less than nothing if there is no means of analysing the calculations in a laboratory and investigating the behaviour with scientific controls....

And showing the distribution of packets of air by inserting them with marked atoms or molecules and releasing them into just such a system outside the laboratory and then showing us the unequivocal results proving it...

...Is the only way this third class, second rate Elizabethan is going to take the concept to heart once again.

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In the meantime, here is a good one to play with:

Invent a pictographic set of icons that shows the distribution and physical behaviour of water in the weather cycle.

René Descartes managed it in a woodcut for his treatise:
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"Discourse on Method".
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On a coaling station long ago

The infamous Guatanamo

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Heaven on earth.

There are three steps to heaven.

Or how to know what to do to get paradise.

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Johannes Kepler

I know I have touched on this subject sometime past but can't find the blog post.

Take a look at the pictures linked at the end of it though.

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One's company.

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Likely the fact they called in engineers to rectify the fault at the time they announced the hazard was enough to show they were caught with their pants down crapping in lieu.

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Problems? I see no problems.


Hark!
Hark!
Whisper, who dares?

6 billion people saying: "WTF?".

What's the problem?

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Under Pressure

If the cap fits and the sky falls on you you won't get it off again easily.

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Arianism

The War of the Worlds; said to be about the way that astronomers viewed the solar system.

(Some said it was big end up some said it was little end up.

And some knew it was all about religious dogma really.)

Still as long as it's was just Jews and Arabs getting killed....

This is a long series of notes of no use to anyone who goes to church, not for the reason it can or can't strengthen or weaken their religious belief but because it is not a scholarly work. It is just an exercise to show how with the aid of emotion and not a lot of common sense, men can be induced to swallow anything.

And in the darkness bind them.

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The long dark dysmenorrhea of the Low.

It's over.
(I think, but don't quote me unless you are genetically inclined to to that form of psycocksis. It could just have been something I ate.)

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Going with the flow.

Floes and bows and angel hair
And icecream castles in the air
...But clouds got in my way

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Soft as sludge and a lot slower


I have a lot of stuff I was compiling over the last few weeks, files too large to go on a blog and all of it something that you'd find better than in a book or a specially written site.

So I tried to dose it on my old MSN group but the damned new place is a slotchy game I don't have time to play.

This is a local public library computer as I don't have an account at home, so I suppose I should be grateful. It's in every way a major pain though.

Still it will help me cut down on the bad language and keep my posts to a realistic number so I should be happy. Except that I can't find their version of the My Computer thing.

I've finally got around to Linux at home. Not all that impressed with the OS I have but it is a very good music centre that keeps falling over aka Windows BSOD. So much for the small brains behind all the invective about Microsoft.

I've got a list of the things the Encyclopeadia Britannica has about the various earth sciences. Magnetism and meatyorology and the like.

I suppos if I find anyone interested in the black art I aught to give them a source to start with. I'd use the free online one if I could get online. The Enc Brit is seriously hampered by brevity and US sponsorship. I also think it is under the thumb of the state religion there.

So I did a scatchelogical exercise on the trinity. I was trying to look up something I said about Arianism on a blog here last year. And boy did that lead on to a box of tricks.

And all of it on a USB stick right here with me and no way to plug in any excerpts.

Update


So while I was sleeping.

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Witch you see is what you got.

How high the moon?

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Who ya gonna call?


Those Basters?

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Convergence.


Not my understanding of the subject at all.

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You are what you eat.

And you ain't seen nothin' yet.

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Time moves on


I saw my father's face today as I looked in the back of the van. And I heard myself think as I once used to say "I'd never be just like that man". I lived without care more than I care to say and care to say less than I can but I saw that man's scion looking at me. As if he'd never been away.

Newton's Cradle.


How do they know?

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The Swedish Pirate Party's Manifesto


How might it all go wrong?

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Bird song.


The song of the earth is an absurd song, hi lilly hi lilly hi lo.

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Full Moon 7th June 2009. 18:12

Oh Yeah?


Yea, ah, right, yes!

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Moonrise and moonset in VietNam

From a complaint one lamer sent me. (Sorry bee but you asked for it :smile: )

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The why we were.

Tony Blair Prim British Chump and a lamb in fool's clothing.

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31st May 03:22


So here we are half way through the next spell and I haven't said anything about it.

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31st May 03:22

So here we are half way through the next spell and I haven't said anything about it.

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In the beginning there was light.

And it sent me spinning.

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The problem with volcanic spell.

All that effort and yet it isn't enough isn't the problem.

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Earthquake Magnitudes

From the RedPuma site.

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Unbounce

I just liked the headline: "Angry Man".

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Bounce.

In fluid mechanics...

Leave now.

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WTF?


I just downloaded the latest version of Opera but it didn't say which version it is and M$ in its wisdom has borked it from My Programmes.

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Off the rales.

Save are soles.

It's nice to know that there are websites out there capable of standing up to the NuGOP. And this article might help one understand just how the last regime managed to stifle everything they wanted to stop the main news channels publishing in the USA the so called land of free speech (if you are the right colour.)

Unfortunately it appears that the dirty doers are to be found in Britain also quickly becoming a third world terrorist run country.

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Easy Company Easy GOPany

Did you ever see a series called Band of Brothers?

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Winds Connect Snow to Sea

This is from the Earth Observatory website an article by Rebecca Lindsey February 21, 2006. It's mostly intact but I scrubbed a lot of filler.

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A rollicking ride

How They Brought The Good News From Ghent To Aix
A great poem by Robert Browning.

I think it has something to do with religious persecution in the renaissance but that's just an oppinion. Those days were presided over by a the Borgias who were trying to resuscitate the Holy Roman Empire.

And kill any attempt to bring Unitarianism to light.

Or maybe not. Maybe it was about a shopping bill. Maybe they were out of wine.

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At last, someone shows us what is going on

As the new politician in charge of the newest third world state drags his feet over the tortured and the torturers of his realm, we finally get to see what waterboarding means.

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24th May 12:11

The sun dance.

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17 May 07:26

Back to forecasting the easy ones at last.

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And now for some good news.


Work on cleaning up nuclear power plants gets a new insight with some research.

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It can't happen here.

I haven't read it yet but will be posting such parallels as I find in it, when I do.

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Montana Drought

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There was a mass exodus in the early partof the l;ast century from Montana due to an extreme drought. Bearing mind that the new settlers there had barely enough time to get settled before it all went wrong for them:

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The bees are not to be.

Why is the question.

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If I was god.

I've been trying to puzzle out how I'd arrange things if I was god and had to deal with people so far divorced from me they suspect that no such things as dieties exist.

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Gutenberg and the Art of War



I got this from The Project Gutenberg and LibriVox recordings a public domain/ non profit organisation in the USA.

OgVorbis files for it can be found here:
http://librivox.org/the-art-of-war-by-sun-tzu/

The text can be read from here:
http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/17405



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I wonder why...

I wonder why the tropics are hot.
They get the sun quite a lot
But 12 hours of night should put heat to flight
I wonder what else they have got.

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Butchers

I can't say that Britain has a pristine record its empire having been based on the slave trade and more recently the invention of concentration camps.

Here is the whole unedited story of one journalists account of US events in Iraq and Afghanistan.

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CD or not CD. Why is the question.

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The Recording artIst Pirates OFF America and other bully boy countries would have us believe that paying insulting prices for CDs is the only way to collect music libraries.

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A problem with governance


Two insights into the workings of the higher etchelon of the Internet.

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A life under ocean wave.


Possible causes for the behaviour of air pressure systems over the North Atlantic.

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Mt Redoubt.


I invented a code to help me tie in the behaviour of weather to the times of the lunar phases of the moon.

The only trouble is that at the moment it is unusable. Here is why.

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Gone to Texas.

Some quotes from a Texan that any serious history student -especially one contemplating politics, might do well to consider.

(Someone for instance, like George W Bush.)

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An evil regime bites we hope

The dust to dust.

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Some explanations

It's a matter of degrees.

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How the west was filtered.


The Canadian weather and environmental services are very good. I suppose they need to be on the ball for the sake of all those helpless baby seal clubbers.

Still, they do have good web-sites when they get back. If they get back.

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Ditto clipboard manager and some shortcut keyboard know how.


Ditto is a free extension to the Windows Clipboard. You copy something to the Clipboard and Ditto takes what you copied and stores it in a database to retrieve at a later time. I find this an excellent tool.

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Why can't earthquakes be forecast?

So recently that UK citizens can still see it online, the BBC showed a programme dealing with the difficulties of forecasting earthquakes.

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Disappearing Labour

So you think you had problems with employment.

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What's going under?

From a Usenet thread.

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What not to do and not to say to the police or the press.

told to drop his trousers, he managed to conceal his weapon.

Asked to comment he said: "I'm smooth."

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Helicopter down

Date: April 1, 2009 Time: 14:00
Location: Off Crimond, Scotland
Aboard: 16 Fatalities: 16 Ground: 0

The helicopter crashed 35 miles East of Crimond in the North Sea while transporting oil workers.

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Would you reply to this?

How stupid would you have to be to respond to this crotch bucket?

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Weatherlore.

Collected by Richard Inwards.

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Welcome back, Mike.

01:35

Big wet coming but I doubt it will mean the same in Australia or California. Far from it.

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Your mileage will vary.

Locked in, locked out.

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21:37

An uncertain unsable spell.

Maybe.

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14:49.

I missed out this as I moved home in the last week and a bit and have only just got online.

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Fuel bill too high?

Blame it on the stuff we can't in any seriousness do anything about.

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Britain's National Health Service computer faults.

Would they lie to you?

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What they look like when they tell us lies.

You know when a politician is telling you lies because you can see his lips moving.

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23:13

Snow when it should be cold.

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Hysteresis

In a fluid system, it is the lag in any response to changes in the forces. It can be defined as the reaction to changes that depend on reactions to change.

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The North Atlantic Oscillation.

If you have been following or even attmpting to follow my weather topics, you will have realised that my ideas are not univerally accepted. Well, this thread is no different.

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New User

I have just locked myself out of my other account.

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Go! Shell!

Shell managed to make a small profit last year.

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Datums

You can't have data without a datum. This is my choice for measuring the intesnsities of geo phenomena.

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Effnmock

News from the Joint Typhoon Warning Centre

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07:55


A spell for tornadoes.

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Bidet minus oophah.


Critics say he is looking for excuses.

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And now for some funny ones.

Well I think they are funny, you can please yourself.

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Mentally Challenged

It's not just the people in gaol that need locking up

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Moderation in all things


Some people need help to understand their place. Some people need a different job.

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Some earthquake chasing

3 January 1911 China and 1988 and 1989 Grand Canon Arizona.

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Bidet minus one

A foul smell has left the White House leaving behind the remains of an unclean exhalation.

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Whitehouse man speak with forked tongue. Whitman tell porkie.

the EPA and Whitman said repeatedly — beginning just two days after the attack — that the air appeared safe to breathe. The EPA's internal watchdog later found that the agency, at the urging of White House officials, gave misleading assurances.

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19/1/9

Any dead fish can drift down stream, roll with the blows and manage to ignore the obvious, impervious to any warnings.

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Bank Bail-outs


Politicians attempt to preserve the status quo. That is why they carefully manage news; why they don't want the Internet to remain free; why opposition parties get outlawed; why teachers, lawyers and people who can think for themselves get disappeared.

Why expert witnesses "commit suicide".
Or not, as the case may be.

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Some weather stuff.

Compare these three poems, I think their styles are totally different. Not easy to make the same thing different.

Now I see they are not as different as I thought.

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An Anachronists Autobiography

Tall tale.

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