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Here we are at the end of June, and what a spectacular month it has been. The Dallas Mavericks proved to the world that they can't sing, football and basketball went on strike (naturally), the Greek Empire is about to collapse (again), I asserted my Supernatural Powers by washing 4 cars in one day which produced copious amounts of rain during the worst drought ever seen (make that check payable to "Cash"), and our illustrious Governor saved the unborn children so they can receive whatever education four billion less dollars can buy (mighty proud).

My personal highlight was becoming an honorary citizen of Ohio for a day. I was so pumped I used every household cleaner and chemical I could find to make my very own miniature Lake Erie. I not only got an instant tan, but I rid myself of all that unwanted body hair. I feel like two new people.